Will You Press The Button?

ElevatorHobo69 11 years ago

Companion is a dragon. "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!" "Uhh... what? Are you really that insane?" Dragon then burns them to death.

irishwolf 9 years ago

As I always say.... "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

OH MY GOSH!!! I PUSHED AN IMMORTALITY BUTTON!!!! I figured if I have the PERFECT companion for me in my immortality, and they are too, maybe I could actually deal with immortality... We"d both spend eternity making puns about everything

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

Immortality would be cool regardless of how insane I may or may not be

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b2198 7 years ago

Keyword: perfect What if the perfect companion for me was one that could give me omnipotency etc etc immortality"s downside avoided, and actual downside loopholed.

Shelby Peters 13 years ago

So...Basically Flying Mint Bunny, right?

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Who the flying fuck is that

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LiteralBomb 12 years ago

*frantically smashes button*

Ellie Princess Riggs X 13 years ago

im already insane!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

It"s i"m*. That means you are truly insane(ly bad in grammar)

Gorflop 9 years ago

So i live forever in a mental institute?

deadgirl3443 10 years ago

Um.....with this power I can destroy humanity with my demon army?

ggggameinghackr 11 years ago

alreadymy life

Madthew 11 years ago

DEADPOOOL!

ThatOneKid 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

Chara here I come

Romius 4 years ago

If my companion is perfect I'll never go insane

billynair 12 years ago

Why would I CARE what other people think?!? I am not sure why I would go insane, me and her together would be MORE than enough!

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Legions.

NineNines 11 years ago

U catch the flare

SyG Wonder Wolf 10 years ago

#porn

Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 11 years ago

I'm already insane

Hamilfangirl01 8 years ago

Who wants immortality? Unless my girlfriend was immortal too, then I would never do that

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

Thanks to the art of tulpa I kinda already have that, but I'm not insane (I think) and veing immortal would be cool for a while

StewieRules 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

CatLover123 9 years ago

If you are immortal you will still exist even when time itself ends... so I already don't want to press the button.

Drzombie 9 years ago

Life wasted

moonzoom22 11 years ago

who cares

Mingle_wingle 7 months ago

Just have them grab an object and lift it up, boom proof🫦

yaaay 12 years ago

as long as i can see her, plus, she can't cheat on me because, even if she tries to cheat on me, she won't get noticed

JoseCMagno 11 years ago

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡WILSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokiballs 6 years ago

No, just cuz I don’t want immortality

Chris Nope Acre 13 years ago

Anohana the anime, well it's still a little different.

sans111i 10 years ago

I'm already insane (=

MineBlox 9 years ago

Superman baby!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago

Uh, so basically The Forest Fic...?

Panty P 11 years ago

my girlfriend is already invisible sooooooo

Ananymoos 11 years ago

ThatOneKid it actually worked wow...

skittleboy 9 years ago

I am already insane

Dereka123 3 years ago

schizophrenia

ponin 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

FelipeGames2000 10 years ago

Waifus in a nutshell

CMHammond 11 years ago

How insane? If it is only a little I can live with that...I suppose. A companion that isn't imaginary, but just invisible to everyone but you, is great. Immortality is great.

aaaaaaahaaaugh 10 years ago

LOOK AT HIM. I SAID LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM!!!! YOU CANT SEE HIM?!?!!!!

Firewolf 11 years ago

One mans insanity is another's sanity

saladxomq 8 years ago

Doughnut:... Me:JAHAHAAHAHAHAH OMG YOU"RE SO FUNNY!! AJAHAHHAHA Doughnut:... Me:HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAGAHHAAHA OMG YOU"RE TOO MUCH!!!!

Sara Mize 13 years ago

As long as I had my companion, I would be okay, I think.

Zadikaria 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Aaron12998 9 years ago

Invisible deer cat :D

Hellione309 10 years ago

lol this is great for introverts

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

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Godpoweredgamer11564 11 years ago

Meh I'll do it for a million dollars

meatloave 4 months ago

an insanely hott genie that I keep in a jewel set in a ring on my finger ( the inside of the jewel is a mansion filled with luxuries and servants....im not hitler) , i only bring her out when im alone and want to spend time with her. shes crazy cwaaaazzzzy... [Show full comment]

yaaay 12 years ago

as long as i can see her, plus, she can't cheat on me because, even if she tries to cheat on me, she won't get noticed

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