Will You Press The Button?

ElevatorHobo699 years ago

Companion is a dragon. "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!" "Uhh... what? Are you really that insane?" Dragon then burns them to death.

irishwolf8 years ago

As I always say.... "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

OH MY GOSH!!! I PUSHED AN IMMORTALITY BUTTON!!!! I figured if I have the PERFECT companion for me in my immortality, and they are too, maybe I could actually deal with immortality... We"d both spend eternity making puns about everything

DanielleWilson7 years ago

Immortality would be cool regardless of how insane I may or may not be

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b21986 years ago

Keyword: perfect What if the perfect companion for me was one that could give me omnipotency etc etc immortality"s downside avoided, and actual downside loopholed.

Shelby Peters12 years ago

So...Basically Flying Mint Bunny, right?

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Who the flying fuck is that

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LiteralBomb10 years ago

*frantically smashes button*

Ellie Princess Riggs X12 years ago

im already insane!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago

It"s i"m*. That means you are truly insane(ly bad in grammar)

StewieRules10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CatLover1238 years ago

If you are immortal you will still exist even when time itself ends... so I already don't want to press the button.

yaaay10 years ago

as long as i can see her, plus, she can't cheat on me because, even if she tries to cheat on me, she won't get noticed

Drzombie8 years ago

Life wasted

moonzoom229 years ago

who cares

sans111i9 years ago

I'm already insane (=

JoseCMagno9 years ago

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡WILSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokiballs5 years ago

No, just cuz I don’t want immortality

Chris Nope Acre12 years ago

Anohana the anime, well it's still a little different.

Panty P10 years ago

my girlfriend is already invisible sooooooo

MineBlox7 years ago

Superman baby!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago

Uh, so basically The Forest Fic...?

skittleboy8 years ago

I am already insane

Ananymoos10 years ago

ThatOneKid it actually worked wow...

CMHammond9 years ago

How insane? If it is only a little I can live with that...I suppose. A companion that isn't imaginary, but just invisible to everyone but you, is great. Immortality is great.

Dereka123last year

schizophrenia

ponin11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

FelipeGames20008 years ago

Waifus in a nutshell

saladxomq7 years ago

Doughnut:... Me:JAHAHAAHAHAHAH OMG YOU"RE SO FUNNY!! AJAHAHHAHA Doughnut:... Me:HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAGAHHAAHA OMG YOU"RE TOO MUCH!!!!

Sara Mize12 years ago

As long as I had my companion, I would be okay, I think.

aaaaaaahaaaugh9 years ago

LOOK AT HIM. I SAID LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM!!!! YOU CANT SEE HIM?!?!!!!

Firewolf9 years ago

One mans insanity is another's sanity

Hellione3099 years ago

lol this is great for introverts

Zadikaria10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Aaron129987 years ago

Invisible deer cat :D

yaaay10 years ago

as long as i can see her, plus, she can't cheat on me because, even if she tries to cheat on me, she won't get noticed

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

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Godpoweredgamer115649 years ago

Meh I'll do it for a million dollars

Twilight922358 years ago

...... K

hyperdog169 years ago

Omg I could have my companion help my with test

Bbsfanop695 years ago

Huh what are you ya talking about everybody can see mikasa right ,RIGHT!!guys hey mikasa that say they cannot see you and I am just insane !! MIKASA :,they said the truth rick I am just your imagination Me: ,nnooooo ahhhhhh ah sob sob I loved her my lif...[Show full comment]