Will You Press The Button?

ElevatorHobo69 11 years ago

Companion is a dragon. "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!" "Uhh... what? Are you really that insane?" Dragon then burns them to death.

irishwolf 9 years ago

As I always say.... "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

OH MY GOSH!!! I PUSHED AN IMMORTALITY BUTTON!!!! I figured if I have the PERFECT companion for me in my immortality, and they are too, maybe I could actually deal with immortality... We"d both spend eternity making puns about everything

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

Immortality would be cool regardless of how insane I may or may not be

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b2198 7 years ago

Keyword: perfect What if the perfect companion for me was one that could give me omnipotency etc etc immortality"s downside avoided, and actual downside loopholed.

Shelby Peters 13 years ago

So...Basically Flying Mint Bunny, right?

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Who the flying fuck is that

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LiteralBomb 12 years ago

*frantically smashes button*

Ellie Princess Riggs X 13 years ago

im already insane!!!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

It"s i"m*. That means you are truly insane(ly bad in grammar)

sethbussing 11 years ago

Basically I'm the Doctor

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Basically The Lorax without Granny Norma

Killthebronies 11 years ago

* walks in park and asks someone to pet my companion * what the fuck are you insane there is nothing there.. *walks away with my penis headed miley Cyrus pet*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Upside?

_.asriel._.undertale._ 11 years ago

Whats the point of the afterlife to be immortal. How would u live a full life?

54 6 years ago

Wait, you guys are getting immortality?

qwertski 12 years ago

Hear, feel, smell, touch...

Snowfrost918 11 years ago

I dont want to be immortal................................

MiguelBarajas05 8 years ago

AKA LSD

InfernoBlaze 10 years ago

So I'd be Apollo

OliverDreammur 9 years ago

An infinite cycle of insanity.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Why would I need people to see my companion ??

lovey826 11 years ago

im already insane, by definition, so yeah

Eaxx0580 11 years ago

a dragon that can fly

Netsuki 2 years ago

I see this as an absolute win? I prefer to be right and seen as crazy, like many historical figures who were superior than the others.

winterxhawk 9 years ago

I talk to inanimate objects

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Same here

InSaNiTy 13 years ago

Ohh, me and Midnight? ~ Chippy

thatshortkid65 11 years ago

An imaginary friend.

deadgirl3443 10 years ago

Um.....with this power I can destroy humanity with my demon army?

ggggameinghackr 11 years ago

alreadymy life

Gorflop 9 years ago

So i live forever in a mental institute?

ThatOneKid 11 years ago

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BartekTomasik 9 years ago

Chara here I come

Madthew 11 years ago

DEADPOOOL!

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Legions.

NineNines 11 years ago

U catch the flare

Romius 4 years ago

If my companion is perfect I'll never go insane

billynair 12 years ago

Why would I CARE what other people think?!? I am not sure why I would go insane, me and her together would be MORE than enough!

Crystal rock blue obsidian pie 11 years ago

I'm already insane

Hamilfangirl01 8 years ago

Who wants immortality? Unless my girlfriend was immortal too, then I would never do that

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

Thanks to the art of tulpa I kinda already have that, but I'm not insane (I think) and veing immortal would be cool for a while

SyG Wonder Wolf 10 years ago

#porn

CatLover123 9 years ago

If you are immortal you will still exist even when time itself ends... so I already don't want to press the button.

StewieRules 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]