Will You Press The Button?

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

1) North Korea gets same political system as (insert your country) 2) People in North Korea are replaced by people of (insert your country) 3) North Korea is renamed (insert your country name) 4) (insert your country name) expands as large as the world, you can now travel freely.

SmileyMelons 10 years ago

Put a jar of dirt from North Korea in a necklace and keep it with you...

Warriorjax 9 years ago

Loophole!!!!

Load more replies

Advv 11 years ago

Be able to change the name of the USA to North Korea. Done.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

And Mexico to South Korea! It all fits!

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Youre literally just kim jong-un.

ThatOneCoolNerd 8 years ago

Cheshire shadow *MLG airhorns* Translation? “BURN!!!”

Load more replies

Maddy Heppel 13 years ago

I want my own solar system [ the entirety of which will have the ability to support life, somehow ] in a half of the universe which will be named North Korea, immortality, and a copy of every game along with consoles to play them. I would also like a ve... [Show full comment]

autocar66 10 years ago

Like a Boss!!

Load more replies

Itza_Clan 11 years ago

You can "Live in North Korea" And go on holiday all the time

deadLamma666 9 years ago

Conquer the world in the name of north korea

Jaxuriki 10 years ago

I want the universe to change into the shape that I desire and call it North Korea.

Riot08 9 years ago

A penis?

idriveaTARDIS 11 years ago

What if I want to take over the whole world completely diplomatically w/ no war involved, and then put control of the world on a web based democracy where everyone can voice their opinion but military grade supercomputers filter out the a-moral stuff. #Win@Life

Treckreckin 11 years ago

I want to live in Canada, problem sovled

Mister-E 9 years ago

I want to become the universe itself, and I live in myself, where North Korea is, that I control because I am the universe now, also I put all planets with sentient life into orbit around the star in my centre.

kupiakos 9 years ago

So I get the loyalty and control of the North Korean government legally? Sounds like a good deal to me.

sarahrubbish 9 years ago

I would like the death of Kim Jong Un

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago

i see no upside :/

Mister-E 9 years ago

Wut

Justus Waterreus 13 years ago

Hire an army, kill everyone, build a giant mansion and live on.

Mayer Marcos 13 years ago

Can get freedom B: Enough for me

NeonDogeCat 10 years ago

um, most the time you CANT do it in north K only if king john lee says its ok...

freddyfazbearREAL 3 years ago

"i want north korea to be good" boom done i win this is a FazW

Logisticmo4 11 years ago

If I'm in north Korea I can't get anything I want cause stuff is banned there no upside

unwheptlamma 11 years ago

Leadership of Korea?

DreamSeer 10 years ago

Well, I want to rule North Korea then.

SilverTotodile 11 years ago

Ill just wait it out until the time where eventuality someone saves NK from the Kim Jon dinesty, or do it myself with my power...

GULL1V3R 5 years ago

I want out

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago

IM READY FOR THE KOREAN BBQ

VLV 11 years ago

I can kick out the north Koreans and make my own country (could give the Koreans another country)

ChrisLemieux 8 years ago

i can overthrow the kim regime and get world peace

darkshadow 12 years ago

Doesnt mean you cant take an extended holiday for the rest of eternity

meatloave 8 months ago

i want N Korea to be a wealthy , prosperous and free republic with healthy happy people .

coolkiller24 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

JamesFilms 9 years ago

Some people just can't think... a) ANYTHING you want! You could just make it the best dam place on earth b) rename everywhere to "North Korea" so it completely counters the negative c) Use you"re fucking imagination, there is no downside!

Qazwsx123 10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Chronus Lord Of Shadows 10 years ago

It's better than when I live so...

Mrnothing 4 years ago

And i wont my own army thoo

KingFruit 11 years ago

Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" bullcrap. It's not true.

givemefreefortmaite 6 years ago

Just become the president and buy military equipment from the area 51 and attack usa easy as pie

zero101 12 years ago

KIMMY!!

likeanenderman 10 years ago

You suck Maddy heppel

zeldazoldyck 8 years ago

I want North Korea to become a democracy

Lauren Kopiej 13 years ago

Doesnt mean you cant travel..

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago

Loophole: if you want to live somewhere else outside of North Korea, then you get it.

WayT00Many11ama5 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Raiyan69 3 years ago

North Korea isn't so bad

Ericpenguin 11 years ago

I could wish that I didn't have to stay in North Korea forever...

Panifex 9 years ago

I want North Korea to become a peaceful, prosperous republic. I can have it because of the magical button. Then I want to learn Korean instantaneously, replacing English, as no one there speaks English. I can have that too. Then I want 900 billion North Korean won (≈$1 billion)

Caribou 5 years ago

I will use my objects power to improve North Korea into a paradise, and then bring in anyone I want to enjoy it. There"s nothing magical about North Korea - it"s been the victim of wars and sanctions since Korea was divided by the US.

Calista 11 years ago

Does "Anything I want" include "democracy in North Korea, without a violent revolution"? Or is that more valuable than sex? Yeah, it probably is. Drat.

JellyNutShell 9 years ago

Wheres the downside? You can get legal sex from koreans

stev0withazer0 11 years ago

Ha! I can live in North Korea, but it said nothing about vacation to other countries!!! LOOPHOLE!!!

25bbundy 10 years ago

나는 한국어를 할 수 있지만 나는 거기에 살고 싶지 않을 것입니다. 그래서 아저씨는 아내를 누르는 것입니다. 그렇습니다. 저는 선생님 애완 동물입니다. naneun hangug-eoleul hal su issjiman naneun geogie salgo sipji anh-eul geos-ibnida. geulaeseo ajeossineun anaeleul nuleuneun geos-ibnida. geuleohseubnida. jeoneun seonsaengnim aewan dongmul-ibnida.

jshaw71 11 years ago

Wouldn't be so bad... (I think?)

Notifications

145 Comments

Login or register to comment