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You obtain a sword capable of slicing through anything

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It can talk, is incredibly annoying, and will try to mess with you.

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minimegaman0906 months ago

it can split anything? hopefully not atoms

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

Anybody else"s mind instantly go to jack from Magnus Chase

Thanos_daboss4 years ago

Yes

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Mboss1399 years ago

Excalibur from soul eater pretty much

Dark224 years ago

what about fucking ragnarok

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spr_mystery_man7 years ago

* Can I use it to slice my way out of the void?

Aers3 years ago

No Gaster ypu only need the souls

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FreakyFacey9 years ago

AAAWWW HELL YEAAAH!! I already have a bunch of annoying people in my life, so I don't care about getting another one.

Bruh682 years ago

High on life be like

TeamKobus28 years ago

EYELANDER! WE MEET AGAIN

BizzyMB8 years ago

headhead heeeeead

Melody Laine Warner12 years ago

Fools! ~Excalibur

Shadow_Ultimate3 years ago

From sonic and the black knight?

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Sexy_mall_santa4 years ago

Isn't pennywise already all of those things

Aeroon9 years ago

TRY ME SWORD, ILL NEVER BREAK!

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

* Wow... I can even see myself. * I guess I really am shattered across time and space.

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me238 years ago

why am i reminded of elvis sword from who framed roger rabbit

Quietlily0018 years ago

That"s kind of like Caliburn from Sonic and the Black Knight.

Bendy586 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking

Hi My Name Is Buttsex9 years ago

You Damn Weaboo

Superdude32668 years ago

Welcome to the ricefields

D129 years ago

So basically C-3PO as a lightsaber...

Xepherxv9 years ago

so Lilarcor?

EVILDESTROYER 9 years ago

YES FIRST TO COMMENT

the-idiot7 years ago

yes because i will finally have a freind

WolfRex7 years ago

Atleast I won't be alone

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

Cool ass talking sword

Vamcani8 years ago

I can just put it in a locker when I don't need it and put on a headset with some nice tunes when I use it.

TeamKobus28 years ago

"Heads..... heads......." -the eyelander

mathgeniuswhocares8 years ago

yaaaaaaaaaay! a friend

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Sounds like me and my friends. So... I get a sword AND a friend?! OH IM IN

TeamKobus28 years ago

So... The TF2 eyelander?

Youmoo8 years ago

*hey listen*. * hey listen *

Jetcatz10938 years ago

-Navi

Snayperskya8 years ago

Eyelander from TF2

TeamKobus28 years ago

Ikr

Cosmic_Universe8 years ago

Who wouldn't want a talking sword

TeamKobus28 years ago

Yeah. Especially one craving for heads...

Dovahkrud9 years ago

Like Navi, but it's actually useful!

Fluff.Pup9 years ago

just ignore it lol

LilacMimiXOXO9 years ago

So, you can't put it down, or it will slice through the Earth?

Kaleki9 years ago

I would have said Derfflinger from zero no tsukaima

Werpmerp9069 years ago

Got duck tape pewdiepie or markiplier or jacksepticeye and so on

macher9 years ago

Ok iam frist comment :-D

PumpkinKing19989 years ago

Mess with you. .how?

Chisps9 years ago

Like Navi, but a sword... minus the tricking you part.

Joe-darden19 years ago

So Excalibur from soul eater XD

Herz9 years ago

Soul eater excalibur? Lol

Jake Schell12 years ago

Reminds me of the cursed SMG in borderlands 2

Andrew Lyon12 years ago

Get it, figure out how it can slice through stuff, patent, sell to military

L_Lopes8 years ago

Eyelander?

thatshortkid659 years ago

So a living light saber.

TeamKobus28 years ago

No... Lightsabers get stopped by mandalorian armor... So it doesn't cut anything

Toremin4 years ago

Jar Jar as a lightsaber? No thank you.

nerdybucket8 years ago

OMG LIFE DREAM!!!!!!!!! F#!King AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM PUSHING THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT"S THE DOWNSIDE?????????????????????????????????????

TeamKobus28 years ago

Look up "TF2 eyelander". And go to the Tf2 wiki. It will note the downsides

tails9999 years ago

So......... Excalibur from Sonic & the Black Knight?

Kimara7 years ago

Cut you in half I have the strongest of blades can even beat Samaria jack

Sadie Leatherman12 years ago

congratulations you have Excalibur

Donutsu5 years ago

This reminds me of the talking arrow in Trials of Apollo that only speaks like it"s from Shakespearean times yet still manages to effectively roast

Hummer H29 years ago

Cool. Im in!

ResonsBob9 years ago

I WANT A SWORD

i_am_my_own7 years ago

So Ragnaroc, from the soul eater anime?

mati12809 years ago

Just like a annoying talking lightsaber!

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