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34728 (40%) 53147 (60%)

34728 (40%) people have pressed this button, while 53147 (60%) did not.

Everybody on earth will be willing to have sex with you

but

You can never have a meaningful relationship

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unnamed man8 years ago

Double negative for me, wy the fuck would i want everyone have sex with me what's wrong with everyone

RileyFNebula3 days ago

Agreed

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forwhateverreason8 years ago

*asexual snickering*

SinonMercer6 years ago

What exactly do asexuals win in this situation?

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BALLSINMYMOUTH2 years ago

i am aroace

TCR_10 months ago

Username DOES NOT check out!

Soul_Eater8 years ago

No thank you I will not be doing that if I will not have a meaningful relationship.

Watermelonman7 years ago

Logic2.0 I AM NORMAL TOO! Canni eat your left eye?

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Kai4life47 years ago

I'm not a womanizer. I'm not a pretentious asshole, and I'm CERTAINLY not some kind of sex crazed maniac that wants nothing but women on my crotch. So no.

dankmemes1017 years ago

I don't want sex -_-

void_893 years ago

No because then you can't anything else but have sex that is stuiped

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Nyxx3 years ago

I’m Aro but not Ace 😼😼

BaconForThePeople8 years ago

basically Taylor Swift's life

CalvinZheng7 years ago

I DON'T WANT SEX

stressedenby-mess4 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

CandyGem7298 years ago

What is the upside??!

BowserKoopa7 years ago

Pussy.

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SinonMercer6 years ago

I'm aromantic so dream come true.

Timegamer6 years ago

Who else but Quagmire.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Charlie Sheen.

JL17766 years ago

.......I’m ace

Crotalia6 years ago

WTF NO

Kyrsten Iddings11 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Uh, @Idaniv? I have a feeling you’ve been r/woooosh-ed.

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GerardGay12347 years ago

ACE BITCHES

Watermelonman7 years ago

THEY FIXED THE GLITCH! IT"S NOW "very long ago"!!!

Watermelonman7 years ago

-.- i want neither

Gray Hatcher11 years ago

you just described my dream life

OtterMemez7 years ago

I hope you get skinned alive, beaten with a metal bat, and thrown into the ocean to drown.

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Jacob Middleton11 years ago

What is the downside?

Here's johny 8 years ago

So a gay guy is going to have sex with me ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

enderus2 years ago

im the type of person that thinks sex is discusting

Kiko Avin 9 years ago

moosegirl4234 you are awesome

neverknown8 years ago

srsly

Ruby Martinez11 years ago

HELL NO.

TheWolf277 years ago

No downside. Every girl I like ends up being so self centered. Not trying to be sexist or anything

FourderMemes1016 years ago

everybody including your close relatives.

LizzuLove8 years ago

My only question is... why?

Mj15708 years ago

Um that's kinda a sexual favor so NOPE

macstringer8 years ago

#HillaryAndBill

~BioActive~9 years ago

*Fap Fap Fap*

MGGoku7 years ago

Wow... that"s dirty

yesmann3 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

asdguy009 years ago

Ohh please teen bitches stop making these

Holdthedoor7 years ago

I don't need to press the button

Oh Kreme8 years ago

The mans too (âŠ™ï¼¿âŠ™)

thatdudedotcom8 years ago

basically Barney's life

Stev188 years ago

Yuck!

åäö6 years ago

i"m asexual JOHN CENA *MLG screaming* *SANIC* SANESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *airhorns*

Erik Leibnitz11 years ago

What downside

|--RAIN--|8 years ago

Fuck bitches everyday

TheBestInhereBitch7 years ago

ummmmmmmm why does everyone wanna have sex lime calm yo tits man

smart one8 years ago

you're nasty 44% :)

Tortoise110117 years ago

#BarneyfromHowIMetYourMother

Danny Waffles 8 years ago

You can be a playa for life

MarEAT2 years ago

I don't like either decline or accept. Imma skip

NTFGaming9 years ago

*brakes button*

Mojo126 years ago

As much as sex is good.... Without a meaningful connection, it won't spark

Kate Pedersen11 years ago

If your in a meaningful relationship you'll probably get sex anyway

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