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Everybody on earth will be willing to have sex with you

but

You can never have a meaningful relationship

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unnamed man9 years ago

Double negative for me, wy the fuck would i want everyone have sex with me what's wrong with everyone

RileyFNebulalast year

Agreed

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forwhateverreason9 years ago

*asexual snickering*

SinonMercer7 years ago

What exactly do asexuals win in this situation?

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BALLSINMYMOUTH3 years ago

i am aroace

TCR_2 years ago

Username DOES NOT check out!

Soul_Eater10 years ago

No thank you I will not be doing that if I will not have a meaningful relationship.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Logic2.0 I AM NORMAL TOO! Canni eat your left eye?

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Kai4life48 years ago

I'm not a womanizer. I'm not a pretentious asshole, and I'm CERTAINLY not some kind of sex crazed maniac that wants nothing but women on my crotch. So no.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I don't want sex -_-

void_894 years ago

No because then you can't anything else but have sex that is stuiped

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BaconForThePeople9 years ago

basically Taylor Swift's life

CalvinZheng8 years ago

I DON'T WANT SEX

Nyxx4 years ago

I’m Aro but not Ace 😼😼

Timegamer7 years ago

Who else but Quagmire.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Charlie Sheen.

stressedenby-mess5 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

CandyGem7299 years ago

What is the upside??!

BowserKoopa8 years ago

Pussy.

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Kyrsten Iddings12 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Uh, @Idaniv? I have a feeling you’ve been r/woooosh-ed.

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SinonMercer7 years ago

I'm aromantic so dream come true.

JL17767 years ago

.......I’m ace

Crotalia7 years ago

WTF NO

GerardGay12348 years ago

ACE BITCHES

Watermelonman8 years ago

THEY FIXED THE GLITCH! IT"S NOW "very long ago"!!!

U53RN4M310 months ago

*it's

Watermelonman8 years ago

-.- i want neither

Gray Hatcher12 years ago

you just described my dream life

OtterMemez8 years ago

I hope you get skinned alive, beaten with a metal bat, and thrown into the ocean to drown.

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Jacob Middleton12 years ago

What is the downside?

Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago

So just like today's society?

Animesucks173 years ago

Giggity

Niou10 years ago

Who cares? I've got my fictionnal characters AND get laid.

TheRealLobit4 years ago

I"M FINE WITH THAT AS LONG AS I GET MY FUCKING SEX BOII

KaiichiKing11 years ago

I would fuck until death! But keep one person as my main fuck buddy

EnderHIM8 years ago

Everybody? Of both sex? No way.

CheshireCatSam9 years ago

Terrible thought for asexuals

Death Wish 9 years ago

im not one for sex

Andrew James Polak12 years ago

Meaningful relationship? I suppose this dilemma would be more effective of someone who wasn't a cynical bastard.

DANNY 10 years ago

NO NO NO

HazelEverblaze8 years ago

Ain't matterin to anyone, son

SamDaButton9 years ago

Soooooo Every Marriage On Earth? Okay thats fine by me xD

Here's johny 9 years ago

So a gay guy is going to have sex with me ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

enderus3 years ago

im the type of person that thinks sex is discusting

Kiko Avin 10 years ago

moosegirl4234 you are awesome

neverknown9 years ago

srsly

Ruby Martinez12 years ago

HELL NO.

TheWolf278 years ago

No downside. Every girl I like ends up being so self centered. Not trying to be sexist or anything

FourderMemes1017 years ago

everybody including your close relatives.

LizzuLove9 years ago

My only question is... why?

Mj157010 years ago

Um that's kinda a sexual favor so NOPE

macstringer9 years ago

#HillaryAndBill

FunnyMaster20008last year

Errrrrrm, Downside?????

~BioActive~10 years ago

*Fap Fap Fap*

MGGoku8 years ago

Wow... that"s dirty

yesmann4 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

asdguy0011 years ago

Ohh please teen bitches stop making these

Holdthedoor8 years ago

I don't need to press the button

Oh Kreme9 years ago

The mans too (âŠ™ï¼¿âŠ™)

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