Will You Press The Button?

vert3437 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe7 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Monster57289 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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Azrael Prizer11 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

MarcusLeeTurner6 years ago

Nothing aye wish can be twisted. You saved the person named Aye

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NIOIN7 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

Agent_Waffle6 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

huskeyranger9 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Seapony7 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat7 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS7 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan7 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin7 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba9 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh9 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons11 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames6 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson11 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins11 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby11 years ago

you mean paw right?

Zuzume Lolitian11 years ago

Does no one ever think of just writing out their wish "down to the very last detail" and then state it aloud to be granted after the wish has been looked at by either other people, or by you in different moods.

alterm88 years ago

There's actually no downside to this :I You get the power but you don't have to use it all the time.

lmbknight9 years ago

true

AlexXYZ2228 years ago

I just want a donut...

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MarciRose8 years ago

Wish number 2, these are not comments people leave

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notmi9 years ago

And since it's impossible to know just how specific you need to be... no deal.

22johnsausr7 years ago

Shit, I accident hit "I will not" god damn it!!

Maxbarb8 years ago

Hmm, never thought I'd see the same button twice.

Nathan_k7 years ago

Where"s the downside

SilverXeonic8 years ago

My wish: I wish that I could do anything. BOOM! Done

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish granted. You’re in the Matrix, and you can’t leave it. You’re pretty good at controlling it, though!

HAHAthatsme3 years ago

I wish that everything that we wish using my wishing could be twisted into somthing that could be terrible

HomestuckHappiness10 years ago

i wish i was on alternia and i met all the humans and the trolls and karkat loved me and... and yus

VriskaSerket6 years ago

Oh so I'm prismo.

Allan Sharp11 years ago

Monkeys claw? Its monkeys paw.

Kaldrog8 years ago

I wish that the wishing system do noy hear what i said,but know what i want

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish granted. It knows what you want better than you do, and it knows that you want a year’s supply of butter delivered to you daily.

lolerzz8 years ago

doesnt matter Im the most specific person I know

Ray Marc9 years ago

Thats pretty fucked up. Dont press the button people!!! U r going to die and the rest of ur family.

Hereiamkillme0118 years ago

Eh, I have the triforce

TheGardenMaster4 months ago

"I want to be hot" you get lit on fire

sigma leader9 years ago

not worth it bc no matter what way u word it they can always twist it

SavaStoilov7 years ago

i"l be carefull

Rennok4 years ago

I wish that my Dad came back to life and nobody had to die in his place, so that I can be with him

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish granted. Your dad’s still where he was before he was resurrected.

DBZ_Goku98710 years ago

I wish for a fresh omlet (on a plate)

Roxy_Gamer108 years ago

im pretty sure thats how wishes work anyways

Loophole man8 years ago

I'm VERY good at this

buttonmasta9 years ago

wish one: nothing i wish can be twisted including this one wish two:the honey boo boo family, the kardashians and all other celebrity's i dislike disapeer off the face of the planet like they never existed wish three:my crush likes me wish four: i have ...[Show full comment]

Katie Cassie11 years ago

No worries, I'm thorough p;

Aaron Corr9 years ago

I would get a lawyer that fool proofs every single wish

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish granted. The prosecution is Miles Edgeworth.

Sajan7 years ago

I wish everything that I would want to wish for would become true.

NotTheProtagonistlast year

Wish granted. Nothing happens.

charavsfrisk8 years ago

Ok so like those candles in that one movie seems cool with me

CenaCentury7 years ago

I Wish that all my wishes never needs me to keep using specific details that prevent the wishes to be like "the monkey"s claw" and it only needs less or more details to stop bad things from happening even if it is one word and my wishes never turn into bad things

ninjaboy919118 years ago

wish for a smarter gene

Jackampwave3 years ago

Write a list of wishes be specific and wish for everything on the list to be true and then say "I wish for swigle dwigle baptism" and watch the caos unfold.

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