I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n...[Show full comment]
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vert3438 years ago
Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.
Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens.
Wish 2: A monkey butler
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.
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Azrael Prizer12 years ago
wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad
gooberman8 months ago
Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)
1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly."
2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."
NS8 years ago
Just how much you like cookies
Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)
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Nathathan8 years ago
Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough
Wish 2# infinite money
Wish 3# Portal gun, please
Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions
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YouWillNeverBeThin8 years ago
i wish to get away from you morons
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KingSimba10 years ago
My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.
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Hottydgh10 years ago
My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.
DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago
You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?
@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.
Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,
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Matthew Doraby12 years ago
you mean paw right?
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lolerzz9 years ago
and besides its unlimited so just keep tying until you get ut right
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Someone2710 years ago
I'd go to website full of lawyers. Ask them to craft the perfect wish. And in order to test those wishes out, say "I wish that the following wish is granted to (Insert lawyer name here)". If they messed up the wording, they'll be the one dealing with the problems.
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SomeoneRandom9 years ago
I wish for the ability to grant myself any wish and it will not have to be specific. Done.
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jimmyeatass11 months ago
wish granter from stalker
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StevenJoeBobBillyGregJames10 years ago
Wish that My wishes wont get twisted.
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RainbowWolf8 years ago
I wish for Asriel Dreemurr, a goat with a light green and yellow striped shirt from Undertale, to be real and then he lives with me.
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. A mountain goat (named “Asriel Dreemur”, per request) appears at your door with a thermonuclear missile strapped to its back. It also has a shirt that comes from Undertale, but this does nothing to hide the missile.
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Awsomnecooldude10 years ago
Wishh #1 No wish will be twisted into some freaky crap
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. Your wishes are twisted into *fancy* crap.
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AFourTunePotato5 years ago
Give me THE sandwich
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Relzyrx11 years ago
@Chris Larson: You receive an incompetent, jackass lawyer with an annoying voice.
@DBZ_Goku987: The omelet contains either food you're allergic to or a simply nasty tasting combination of ingredients.
@Azrael Prizer: Your wishes will now be twisted to be...[Show full comment]
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ZokoWillPressTheButton9 years ago
I DID THIS WITH WISHING WELLS!
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Jacksonn Coopeer12 years ago
I'm almost specific as a twin, bring it on.
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sonicj019 years ago
wish that the downside doesnt happen
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. So doesn’t the upside.
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AmauraPond10 years ago
You mean monkey's paw?
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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
I wish that the downside of this button was removed so I could wish for anything.
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted! The button ceases to have ever existed.
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xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
wish: "I want infinite power. I want to be omnipotent."
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shortboynoah3 years ago
i can CRAWL 400 miles per hour
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. You can ONLY crawl at a speed of 400 miles per hour. Also, you get reborn as an infant.
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A.Stranger10 years ago
The Open-Source Wish Project
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Hello18 years ago
I wish that my wishes will only be granted if the wish is perfect and only used for it"s intended pourpose.
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rauhaankhan9 years ago
I WISH FOR TO POWER LOL
Little C9 years ago
*You become a battery*
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abcx9 years ago
I would just have to define my wish really well.
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TerraQuartZ10 years ago
like the wishmaster
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TreyHumphrey7 years ago
Like Norm, from Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy wished for an omelette, the genie gave him a hot as fuck omelette, he (Timmy) should have said OMELETTE ON A PLATE.
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Tanatsha Brosman12 years ago
The key word here is "may."
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ReptilianFollower6910 years ago
lol you can do an if statement and say "If this wish isn't followed EXACTLY as I say it will result in the wish not happening at all"
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Piece_of_shit_6668 years ago
Fine with that I will just plan out how to word my wishes
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Patrick Coogan12 years ago
Have a lawyer friend or become one, look at your wishes, carefully deconstructing them until they give you the power to do whatever you want, simple :D
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Noriaki_Inou9 years ago
My first wish would be all of my wishes turning out exactly how I want them to with no catch 22. That way I don't have to be specific.
Noriaki_Inou9 years ago
And, I could also wish to retract my last wish if that didn't work for some odd reason.
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CodeCraker8 years ago
I wish That that can't happen
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Sansyboy0989 years ago
Just fu##ing wish you were the one making the wish
Little C9 years ago
*You become the monkey's paw*
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smsff710 years ago
I limit how I use my wishes and I limit what they would do. Not hard to say I wish I won this contest without any suspicion of cheating or any other legal issues that might pop up.
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jose201610 years ago
Wismichupapollas
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Ur_avrg_reddit_user5 years ago
Whish 1: whish the jini/ wish granter can read ur mind so they know exactly what ur thinking & cannot twist ur wish.
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