Will You Press The Button?

CryptoMynd6 months ago

I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n...[Show full comment]

vert3437 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe8 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Azrael Prizer12 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

gooberman6 months ago

Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)

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Monster57289 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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NIOIN8 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

Agent_Waffle6 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

huskeyranger9 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Seapony8 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat8 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS8 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan8 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin8 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba9 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh9 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons12 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames7 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson12 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins12 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby12 years ago

you mean paw right?

Cornelius_McMuffin3 years ago

First wish: I get to see the outcome of my wishes before I make them and then change them until I get the wish right.

_SlytherinROX10 years ago

I wish that you don't mess with my wishes in any way

Qtprincessamanda8 years ago

It"s called the monkeys PAW

LadyChaomii9 years ago

You don't HAVE to wish for anything, so it might be a good last resort ability.

MarciRose9 years ago

I wish that no wish granted to me from this point on, with no further lack of capability for wishs, can possibly have a negative outcome for me or anyone I know, in saying no bodily harm, transfiguration, bad luck or death will ensue after the making of said wish.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish granted. No more wishes for you.

Ramisoboh7 years ago

Im vary talkitve

BossifulGamer42 9 years ago

I wish these wishes didn't have to be so specific

MaahSebastian8 years ago

Just be fuckin specific, guys! I wish, that none of my wishes, including this one, that i"m making right now, will be twisted and can not cause any harm to any human, animal, unless I wish for somebody or something to be harmed.

Jake Colonna12 years ago

Simple, simplify a wish until it can't possibly go wrong. The wish being that your wishes don't work however you like them to.

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago

The Monkey's Claw dosn't exist, its a paw.. so...

Dragonperson8 years ago

Wish #1: wish to have no twisting of your wishes

Ket King9 years ago

"I wish everything evolved in the natural, logical way it was meant to be, but i also get ____"

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

…pancreatic cancer? Okay, knock yourself out.

TerraBladeX10 years ago

Dude, make it so that your wishes read your mind so they know exactly what you want

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago

I would wish that every time I make a wish I get a second chance to fix it no matter what

_Wendell_5 years ago

Hahahahahahahaaaa

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Wish… granted?

Kdmx11 years ago

Free wishes??? No-brainer...

makujah8 years ago

Again, no immediate downside problem: if i press the button, i have an ability to do that, not obligation. Abd to get another ability is always a ggod choice

Benjamin Kirksey12 years ago

With the monkey's paw, you get to undo previous wishes. With infinite wishes, you can learn from your mistakes and correct them as you go. Also, you don't have to make any wishes if you're in a state you're willing to live in.

1lazyusername9 years ago

I like chaos...

skitteryboo9 years ago

I got nothing to loose

smoloutboy9 years ago

Wish #1- No wish can be twisted into something bad. Wish #2: Meet Dan and Phil. Wish #3- Pretty much anything else I can think of at that moment

AgentSquidbeak9 years ago

make a wish that takes 1 hour to speak

cattom2 years ago

simple. wish for the ability to be super specific whenever i want

pwnyboi10 years ago

Well I guess I'll be printing a long list in descriptive form to make the genie read and command then...

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

here"s my wish down to every last detail i can think of:i wish to be with duplica for the rest of my life while i build machines and have a lunala,salazzle,mew,female primarina,female pikachu,and female alolan ninetales on my team. and duplica"s team would...[Show full comment]

Digimonking29 years ago

I wish to have the ability to have wishes from a source other then this one, where I do not have to be specific. Then I wish for all my unnecessary wants, such as having a "world editor" where I can change EVERYTHING!

alterm89 years ago

There's actually no downside to this :I You get the power but you don't have to use it all the time.

lmbknight9 years ago

true

Zuzume Lolitian12 years ago

Does no one ever think of just writing out their wish "down to the very last detail" and then state it aloud to be granted after the wish has been looked at by either other people, or by you in different moods.

butts mc butts9 years ago

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MarciRose9 years ago

Wish number 2, these are not comments people leave

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AlexXYZ2229 years ago

I just want a donut...

22johnsausr8 years ago

Shit, I accident hit "I will not" god damn it!!

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