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You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.
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The wishing system works like the monkey's claw, if you aren't specific down to the very last detail your wish will be twisted into something bad.
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CryptoMynd8 months ago
I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n...[Show full comment]

vert3438 years ago
Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.
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Sntcringe8 years ago
Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Azrael Prizer12 years ago
wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

gooberman8 months ago
Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)
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Monster572810 years ago
Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago
You wish for every wish you make do not become real?
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NIOIN8 years ago
I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Or better still just get rid of the downside.

huskeyranger10 years ago
i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Agent_Waffle7 years ago
A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

Seapony8 years ago
How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.
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Timelypat8 years ago
1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS8 years ago
Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan8 years ago
Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin8 years ago
i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba10 years ago
My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh10 years ago
My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE7 years ago
You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?
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Garrett Brian Simmons12 years ago
The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames7 years ago
The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!
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Chris Larson12 years ago
I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.
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Brandon Hawkins12 years ago
Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby12 years ago
you mean paw right?

notmi10 years ago
And since it's impossible to know just how specific you need to be... no deal.

22johnsausr8 years ago
Shit, I accident hit "I will not" god damn it!!

Maxbarb9 years ago
Hmm, never thought I'd see the same button twice.

Nathan_k8 years ago
Where"s the downside

SilverXeonic9 years ago
My wish: I wish that I could do anything. BOOM! Done

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. You’re in the Matrix, and you can’t leave it. You’re pretty good at controlling it, though!

HAHAthatsme4 years ago
I wish that everything that we wish using my wishing could be twisted into somthing that could be terrible

HomestuckHappiness11 years ago
i wish i was on alternia and i met all the humans and the trolls and karkat loved me and... and yus

VriskaSerket7 years ago
Oh so I'm prismo.

Allan Sharp12 years ago
Monkeys claw? Its monkeys paw.

Kaldrog9 years ago
I wish that the wishing system do noy hear what i said,but know what i want

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. It knows what you want better than you do, and it knows that you want a year’s supply of butter delivered to you daily.

lolerzz9 years ago
doesnt matter Im the most specific person I know

Ray Marc10 years ago
Thats pretty fucked up. Dont press the button people!!! U r going to die and the rest of ur family.

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago
Eh, I have the triforce

TheGardenMasterlast year
"I want to be hot" you get lit on fire

sigma leader10 years ago
not worth it bc no matter what way u word it they can always twist it

SavaStoilov8 years ago
i"l be carefull

Rennok5 years ago
I wish that my Dad came back to life and nobody had to die in his place, so that I can be with him

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. Your dad’s still where he was before he was resurrected.

DBZ_Goku98711 years ago
I wish for a fresh omlet (on a plate)

Roxy_Gamer109 years ago
im pretty sure thats how wishes work anyways

Katie Cassie12 years ago
No worries, I'm thorough p;

Loophole man9 years ago
I'm VERY good at this

buttonmasta10 years ago
wish one: nothing i wish can be twisted including this one wish two:the honey boo boo family, the kardashians and all other celebrity's i dislike disapeer off the face of the planet like they never existed wish three:my crush likes me wish four: i have ...[Show full comment]

charavsfrisk9 years ago
Ok so like those candles in that one movie seems cool with me

Aaron Corr10 years ago
I would get a lawyer that fool proofs every single wish

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. The prosecution is Miles Edgeworth.

Sajan8 years ago
I wish everything that I would want to wish for would become true.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. Nothing happens.

Jackampwave4 years ago
Write a list of wishes be specific and wish for everything on the list to be true and then say "I wish for swigle dwigle baptism" and watch the caos unfold.

AtemAndrew11 years ago
First wish: Wish for your wishes to go exactly as you plan them. Second: Wish to be able to plan each of your wishes perfectly so. Third: Wish that your wishes are made so that they do not anyone or anything. Fourth: "I wish I knew what to wish for." Fifth, etc.

CenaCentury8 years ago
I Wish that all my wishes never needs me to keep using specific details that prevent the wishes to be like "the monkey"s claw" and it only needs less or more details to stop bad things from happening even if it is one word and my wishes never turn into bad things

ninjaboy919119 years ago
wish for a smarter gene

Smolbean69 years ago
Ooh I like this one. But I get specific alot... That's how I win stupid arguments lol

#thug life10 years ago
Im always specific sooo what downside win win

ElloThereNormies7 years ago
Then wish so nothing you can wish can become bad. Easy escape method
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