Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.
Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens.
Wish 2: A monkey butler
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.
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Monster57289 years ago
Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.
DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago
You wish for every wish you make do not become real?
1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly."
2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."
NS7 years ago
Just how much you like cookies
Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)
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Nathathan7 years ago
Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough
Wish 2# infinite money
Wish 3# Portal gun, please
Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions
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YouWillNeverBeThin7 years ago
i wish to get away from you morons
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KingSimba9 years ago
My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.
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Hottydgh9 years ago
My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.
DOGOFORLIFE6 years ago
You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?
@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.
Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,
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Matthew Doraby11 years ago
you mean paw right?
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xX_G0D_Xx8 years ago
wish: "I want infinite power. I want to be omnipotent."
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rauhaankhan8 years ago
I WISH FOR TO POWER LOL
Little C8 years ago
*You become a battery*
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shortboynoah2 years ago
i can CRAWL 400 miles per hour
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Wish granted. You can ONLY crawl at a speed of 400 miles per hour. Also, you get reborn as an infant.
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A.Stranger9 years ago
The Open-Source Wish Project
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Hello17 years ago
I wish that my wishes will only be granted if the wish is perfect and only used for it"s intended pourpose.
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TreyHumphrey6 years ago
Like Norm, from Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy wished for an omelette, the genie gave him a hot as fuck omelette, he (Timmy) should have said OMELETTE ON A PLATE.
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Tanatsha Brosman11 years ago
The key word here is "may."
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abcx8 years ago
I would just have to define my wish really well.
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TerraQuartZ9 years ago
like the wishmaster
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Noriaki_Inou8 years ago
My first wish would be all of my wishes turning out exactly how I want them to with no catch 22. That way I don't have to be specific.
Noriaki_Inou8 years ago
And, I could also wish to retract my last wish if that didn't work for some odd reason.
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ReptilianFollower699 years ago
lol you can do an if statement and say "If this wish isn't followed EXACTLY as I say it will result in the wish not happening at all"
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Piece_of_shit_6667 years ago
Fine with that I will just plan out how to word my wishes
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Patrick Coogan11 years ago
Have a lawyer friend or become one, look at your wishes, carefully deconstructing them until they give you the power to do whatever you want, simple :D
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smsff79 years ago
I limit how I use my wishes and I limit what they would do. Not hard to say I wish I won this contest without any suspicion of cheating or any other legal issues that might pop up.
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CodeCraker7 years ago
I wish That that can't happen
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Sansyboy0988 years ago
Just fu##ing wish you were the one making the wish
Little C8 years ago
*You become the monkey's paw*
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meowpeanutbutter8 years ago
Just wish that you don't have to be so specific about all your wishes.
NotTheProtagonistlast year
Wish granted. Nothing happens, because you didn’t have to be specific (at the cost of the wish getting twisted).
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jose20168 years ago
Wismichupapollas
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Ur_avrg_reddit_user4 years ago
Whish 1: whish the jini/ wish granter can read ur mind so they know exactly what ur thinking & cannot twist ur wish.
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Goku10 years ago
Hmmm... how about a wish that I will be completely immortal. I cannot die from anything, won't feel pain from anything, if I were to somehow lose parts of my body, (fingers, hands, arms, legs, toes, ears, nose, head etc) it'll regrow immediately looking 10...[Show full comment]
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RainbowAnimalzGirl9 years ago
But do we know we have to be specific
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fazbear kid8 years ago
I wish for five nights at freddy's
NotTheProtagonistlast year
Wish granted. The game’s a romantic comedy.
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Mea7 years ago
I watched the movie and read the book someone died because they wished for money
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ReeledTiedBromasterBTH8 years ago
No I don't wanna die, get money, and come back to life and terrify my family
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Gamerbro9 years ago
simple
i wish for my bank account to have infinite money and after that wish i can no longer make more wishes so i dont have t0 be so specific all the time
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LadyChaomii8 years ago
You don't HAVE to wish for anything, so it might be a good last resort ability.
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Cornelius_McMuffin2 years ago
First wish: I get to see the outcome of my wishes before I make them and then change them until I get the wish right.
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_SlytherinROX9 years ago
I wish that you don't mess with my wishes in any way
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Qtprincessamanda7 years ago
It"s called the monkeys PAW
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Ramisoboh6 years ago
Im vary talkitve
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MarciRose8 years ago
I wish that no wish granted to me from this point on, with no further lack of capability for wishs, can possibly have a negative outcome for me or anyone I know, in saying no bodily harm, transfiguration, bad luck or death will ensue after the making of said wish.
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