Will You Press The Button?

CryptoMynd 2 years ago

I wish the two boxes, separated by the word 'but', of the reality-altering button I just pressed, were retroactively written as described below. The top box, which was previously read, "You may make any wish you want, the amount of wishes is unlimited.", n... [Show full comment]

vert343 9 years ago

Wish #1: The Downside of the Button I Pushed to Gain Infinite Wishes is COMPLETELY negated and cannot come back EVER, thereby my wishes cannot be turned evil or against me by ANY force of god, nature, man or any other possible entity.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. The downside becomes “you gain infinite wishes” and is immediately negated, meaning you lose an infinite number of wishes.

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Sntcringe 9 years ago

Wish #1: I wish that every wish I make after this wish will be granted to my intended result with no adverse side effects for me, my family or any other person in the universe, up to and including animals and aliens. Wish 2: A monkey butler

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. Your intended use for all wishes, going forwards, is to screw yourself over.

Azrael Prizer 13 years ago

wish #1: nothing i wish can be twisted into something bad

gooberman 2 years ago

Granted: now every one of your wishes is now twisted (nothing you wish is twisted, only everything is)

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Monster5728 11 years ago

Wish: I wish every wish I make doesn't become twisted.

DOGOFORLIFE 9 years ago

You wish for every wish you make do not become real?

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NIOIN 9 years ago

I"d like to undo my last wish. Thx.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Or better still just get rid of the downside.

huskeyranger 11 years ago

i wish for a day off work with no major inconvenience or disaster for it to happen in me and the rest of humanity's current shape, size and form.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Wish granted. That day off comes from one of your sick/vacation days (assuming your place of work has those).

Agent_Waffle 8 years ago

A monkey"s claw isn't a thing, because of this typo, there is no downside. Probably the one time I will be thankful for grammar errors / autocorrect.

Seapony 9 years ago

How are there any downsides? Just think carefully.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@ThePaulDude Wish granted. None of your future wishes will come true.

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Timelypat 9 years ago

1. Wish "I wish that when I make a wish, the wish I make doesn't need to be specific in order for the wish I make to be granted correctly." 2. "I wish for all the cookies in the world."

NS 9 years ago

Just how much you like cookies Because I will wish to rob your cookies (*´∀`*)

Nathathan 9 years ago

Wish 1#: Anything I wish can never be turned against me if I am not specific enough Wish 2# infinite money Wish 3# Portal gun, please Wish 4# Let me be able to travel dimensions

YouWillNeverBeThin 9 years ago

i wish to get away from you morons

KingSimba 11 years ago

My number 1 wish: I wish King Simba from The Lion King will come to life and not eat or harm me or anyone else and live with me.

Hottydgh 11 years ago

My first wish would be that every wish including this one, is exactly how it is in my mind.

DOGOFORLIFE 9 years ago

You wish for every wish you make to go into your mind?

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Garrett Brian Simmons 13 years ago

The monkey's paw*

SeabassJames 9 years ago

The monkey chain! The monkey fist! The monkey!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I WISH FOR A LAWYER!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@Quartzfire Hi, I’m the only lawyer from the reality I hail from, thereby making me the best in that reality, and I STILL lost every case I took part in.

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Brandon Hawkins 13 years ago

Life would be boring if I could have anything I want instantly. Nothing to work towards,

Matthew Doraby 13 years ago

you mean paw right?

smsff7 11 years ago

I limit how I use my wishes and I limit what they would do. Not hard to say I wish I won this contest without any suspicion of cheating or any other legal issues that might pop up.

CodeCraker 10 years ago

I wish That that can't happen

Sansyboy098 11 years ago

Just fu##ing wish you were the one making the wish

Little C 10 years ago

*You become the monkey's paw*

Goku 12 years ago

Hmmm... how about a wish that I will be completely immortal. I cannot die from anything, won't feel pain from anything, if I were to somehow lose parts of my body, (fingers, hands, arms, legs, toes, ears, nose, head etc) it'll regrow immediately looking 10... [Show full comment]

meowpeanutbutter 10 years ago

Just wish that you don't have to be so specific about all your wishes.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. Nothing happens, because you didn’t have to be specific (at the cost of the wish getting twisted).

jose2016 11 years ago

Wismichupapollas

Ur_avrg_reddit_user 6 years ago

Whish 1: whish the jini/ wish granter can read ur mind so they know exactly what ur thinking & cannot twist ur wish.

fazbear kid 10 years ago

I wish for five nights at freddy's

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. The game’s a romantic comedy.

RainbowAnimalzGirl 11 years ago

But do we know we have to be specific

Gamerbro 11 years ago

simple i wish for my bank account to have infinite money and after that wish i can no longer make more wishes so i dont have t0 be so specific all the time

Mea 9 years ago

I watched the movie and read the book someone died because they wished for money

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH 10 years ago

No I don't wanna die, get money, and come back to life and terrify my family

Qtprincessamanda 10 years ago

It"s called the monkeys PAW

LadyChaomii 11 years ago

You don't HAVE to wish for anything, so it might be a good last resort ability.

Cornelius_McMuffin 4 years ago

First wish: I get to see the outcome of my wishes before I make them and then change them until I get the wish right.

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago

I wish that you don't mess with my wishes in any way

Ramisoboh 8 years ago

Im vary talkitve

MarciRose 10 years ago

I wish that no wish granted to me from this point on, with no further lack of capability for wishs, can possibly have a negative outcome for me or anyone I know, in saying no bodily harm, transfiguration, bad luck or death will ensue after the making of said wish.

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish granted. No more wishes for you.

MaahSebastian 9 years ago

Just be fuckin specific, guys! I wish, that none of my wishes, including this one, that i"m making right now, will be twisted and can not cause any harm to any human, animal, unless I wish for somebody or something to be harmed.

Jake Colonna 13 years ago

Simple, simplify a wish until it can't possibly go wrong. The wish being that your wishes don't work however you like them to.

sterlingsilvernine 10 years ago

The Monkey's Claw dosn't exist, its a paw.. so...

BossifulGamer42 11 years ago

I wish these wishes didn't have to be so specific

Ket King 11 years ago

"I wish everything evolved in the natural, logical way it was meant to be, but i also get ____"

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

…pancreatic cancer? Okay, knock yourself out.

DiceKing 8 months ago

its worth it, you just need to know how to wish for something that will tell you what will happen if you wish for it, so i can escape some kind of punishment or smth

TerraBladeX 11 years ago

Dude, make it so that your wishes read your mind so they know exactly what you want

Dragonperson 9 years ago

Wish #1: wish to have no twisting of your wishes

_Wendell_ 6 years ago

Hahahahahahahaaaa

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Wish… granted?

Kdmx 12 years ago

Free wishes??? No-brainer...

makujah 10 years ago

Again, no immediate downside problem: if i press the button, i have an ability to do that, not obligation. Abd to get another ability is always a ggod choice

A-Jamaican Danish 11 years ago

I would wish that every time I make a wish I get a second chance to fix it no matter what

1lazyusername 10 years ago

I like chaos...

skitteryboo 11 years ago

I got nothing to loose

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