Will You Press The Button?

HitlerWasAReptillian9 years ago

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VenomousCompany8 years ago

When my penis is big enough to touch the moon. I think everyone will already know about it.

EmilStvring7 years ago

U die if u get a boner because all u freaking blod are going down to u penis

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Wilbo8 years ago

By increasing my dick size while having someone on the end of it I can create faster than light travel

Zer0billion8 years ago

Fucking genius

BawbRaws8 years ago

If a woman changes her boob size, won't everyone know about it anyway?

miratraveler3 years ago

Haruhi

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Merilille9 years ago

I am making my boobs tiny. I hate those things.

qwertyuiopp7 years ago

I saw ur profile pic first then read the post in markiplier"s voice and I imagined him saying that and I.. I-I.. I could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes. thank you for making me happy

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Bunnylord8 years ago

Congratulations now the entire universe knows about my astronomical length dong, and they didn't even have to see it! Win win baby!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Yep. Your 6.6846 * 10^-13 astronomical-unit length dong.

Yonatan3319 years ago

what the hell is with this site's obsession of penises and breasts. it's just a damn bodypart, it's not even that important

SuperButtonManTheFirst7 years ago

See rule 34 of the internet.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

I WANT them to know.

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

ME TOO!

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j_saunders828 years ago

Hell ya. This will make cosplay easier

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

8==D --> 8==============D

JESUS_RULESlast year

Algebraic equation.. 8=D of D=8.

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PaulaNunes8 years ago

Well of course they would know, that"s not a downside, it"s just logic

IPressButton9 years ago

Huge tits 4 dayz

SAAAAAAAANS9 years ago

shut up tommie

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago

Come suck the GalacDick!

IWillPressYourButtons8 years ago

Clever... I am proud of you.

Jaycee CÈ¯12 years ago

Of course everybody will know about it. "Whoa, what happened to your boobs??" "Oh, I decided to be flat-chested today, don't worry I'll have D-cups tomorrow"

Zer0billion8 years ago

Exactly

Yo_tengo7 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh, Boob man? Anyone? BEST superhere right?

Trailman057 years ago

Ya good for me

D3athl0rdoo79 years ago

Uh suck it bitch and choke on that planet size dick

Brandon_Clark149 years ago

I will be Cocktumis Prime!

Nyan9 years ago

How do u not what people to know (especially girls) your 10 inch punisher?

KingKamula9 years ago

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Mastermaxie9 years ago

Stop the spam please people

lei1689 years ago

theres no downside really but i dont care about my portions xD because im never worried if there small or big as long as i live life as i wanted to

Notgratedcheese9 years ago

I already can change the size of my pens it's called an erection.

Crynxii9 years ago

Oh i want them to know. And they WILL like it.

curtisdino459 years ago

if you didn't press it.............................................................................................................................................................................X_X DED!

Qthelucky9 years ago

Um what

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condiment.cat10 years ago

can I like, delete my boobs pls

Jeremiah Speed12 years ago

Just makes me more situationally flexible.

Assboi8 years ago

Downside????

Jack Seage12 years ago

I decide to go with something a little less.... obviously crazy, and everyone in the entire world just stops for a second, looks in my general direction and says in whatever language they speak, (or choose) "what a disgusting asshole..."

giodude039 years ago

YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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Yolo4209 years ago

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Legday3 years ago

would be sus if they notice that my dick got a 1mm wider

WBGrock9 years ago

So... 72 inches long and 10 inches round... Porn king of the world!!! Seriously, I could change it back, so... why not do shock and awe.

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

Well I mean I guess I could shrink my fucking boobs... They"re a real pain in the ass aren't they, girls?

ixToxic9 years ago

IKR Lazer? I mean a decently sized dick is fine but why want a huge one? Not all girls care. o.e Themeta is just an idiot.

imap0tat07 years ago

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nightchild9 years ago

I thought women wanted their boobs bigger...the more you know

The Sir9 years ago

How many times can i push the button?

Thegamerboi5 years ago

Bad language Report

a potato9 years ago

No tack .-. I'm fine with the size of my boobs the way they are

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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Me Myself and I9 years ago

I'm fine no ?

Hooman8 years ago

There would be no surprise boners that"d be great

Dragon11 years ago

it's not worth it if everyone know about it

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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Miguel Garduno9 years ago

why would people care if you can change them at will .-. even if they did people would like or hate depending on gender

Pineleaf8 years ago

37 percent of yall are...SMART!

Obi Agba12 years ago

Changes penis size to 1 inch when erect

SeanQuinn9 years ago

Why not if they knew I would care a shit.No

iykta3 years ago

Ultrainstinct Penis

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