Will You Press The Button?

HitlerWasAReptillian9 years ago

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VenomousCompany8 years ago

When my penis is big enough to touch the moon. I think everyone will already know about it.

EmilStvring7 years ago

U die if u get a boner because all u freaking blod are going down to u penis

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Wilbo8 years ago

By increasing my dick size while having someone on the end of it I can create faster than light travel

Zer0billion8 years ago

Fucking genius

BawbRaws8 years ago

If a woman changes her boob size, won't everyone know about it anyway?

miratraveler3 years ago

Haruhi

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Merilille9 years ago

I am making my boobs tiny. I hate those things.

qwertyuiopp7 years ago

I saw ur profile pic first then read the post in markiplier"s voice and I imagined him saying that and I.. I-I.. I could not stop laughing for about 10 minutes. thank you for making me happy

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Bunnylord8 years ago

Congratulations now the entire universe knows about my astronomical length dong, and they didn't even have to see it! Win win baby!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Yep. Your 6.6846 * 10^-13 astronomical-unit length dong.

Yonatan3319 years ago

what the hell is with this site's obsession of penises and breasts. it's just a damn bodypart, it's not even that important

SuperButtonManTheFirst7 years ago

See rule 34 of the internet.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

I WANT them to know.

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

ME TOO!

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j_saunders828 years ago

Hell ya. This will make cosplay easier

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

8==D --> 8==============D

JESUS_RULESlast year

Algebraic equation.. 8=D of D=8.

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PaulaNunes8 years ago

Well of course they would know, that"s not a downside, it"s just logic

IPressButton9 years ago

Huge tits 4 dayz

SAAAAAAAANS9 years ago

shut up tommie

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago

Come suck the GalacDick!

IWillPressYourButtons8 years ago

Clever... I am proud of you.

Jaycee CÈ¯12 years ago

Of course everybody will know about it. "Whoa, what happened to your boobs??" "Oh, I decided to be flat-chested today, don't worry I'll have D-cups tomorrow"

Zer0billion8 years ago

Exactly

Yo_tengo7 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh, Boob man? Anyone? BEST superhere right?

Trailman057 years ago

Ya good for me

D3athl0rdoo79 years ago

Uh suck it bitch and choke on that planet size dick

Brandon_Clark149 years ago

I will be Cocktumis Prime!

Nyan9 years ago

How do u not what people to know (especially girls) your 10 inch punisher?

KingKamula9 years ago

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Mastermaxie9 years ago

Stop the spam please people

lei1689 years ago

theres no downside really but i dont care about my portions xD because im never worried if there small or big as long as i live life as i wanted to

Notgratedcheese9 years ago

I already can change the size of my pens it's called an erection.

Crynxii9 years ago

Oh i want them to know. And they WILL like it.

curtisdino459 years ago

if you didn't press it.............................................................................................................................................................................X_X DED!

Qthelucky9 years ago

Um what

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condiment.cat10 years ago

can I like, delete my boobs pls

Jeremiah Speed12 years ago

Just makes me more situationally flexible.

Zilverwingz10 years ago

i could wear button up shirts and go back to normal later! heck yeah!

spinosauro6669 years ago

I want littler tits Im a boy

Muefin3 years ago

Nice

astrokitty9 years ago

if you get a boner know one will never know

T@ny9 years ago

Whoever thought of this is a fuckin genius

DrLinnerd7 years ago

So, plastic surgery?

CallMeMatura9 years ago

I like the size of my boobs right now. I don't need to change for anyone.

ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago

Well people would know if you had surgery to make your boobs bigger/smaller anyway so

lazyPerfectionist10 years ago

I can finally get rid of the need for a bra! YES!

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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IAmADogMeow9 years ago

They already do. ( • -- • )

Mufasa_The_King8 years ago

I'm already autistic

Maggie11 years ago

AKA plastic surgery.

diamondmintoreos 9 years ago

Be proud of what size it is

Pineleaf8 years ago

Ikgaf bout dis sh*t.

Tou Ly12 years ago

What if I want them to know? ;)

Niggakiller2 months ago

2 upsides. The bitches gon know that i be packin.

Umbrex9 years ago

This is good for someone with both sides of the coin, so to speak.. DDD cup is now a thing.

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck7 years ago

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BFFbestie29 years ago

awesome!

AnnaJuliaXC4 years ago

i don't want to change them and if i wanted, i would want them to know

May :39 years ago

Nah. Like my boobs anyway.

Albertstuff7 years ago

The universal dick 200000

cloneclubcupcake10 years ago

Thank GOD I can finally fit in shirts without feeling awkward! Also no more dysphoria! Whoop whoop!

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