your mom lives until you die
but
your dad dies right now
I will not


Futur_Planetlast year
He already is...

ClareWhite9 years ago
But i hate my shitty father

assassinboy7 years ago
i am telling your dad
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LupinOurLord9 years ago
WHAT IF YOU HAVE GAY PARENTS WHICH MOM LIVESSSSS

PanckePwe8 years ago
You would still have a dad out there.
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rickroll_rickroll3 years ago
father: it okay son you can do it son: BUT father: it okay *son presses button* Father: how am i alive Mother: THE MAILMAN IS JUST DROP DEAD HONEY father:...... son:O.O

Javongod3 years ago
No I need them both

Krusek8 years ago
never met the man, so FUCK HIM!

GTP13378 years ago
Dude...

Fishtronaut 9 years ago
Yay!!! Win win!!!

HPotter138 years ago
Evil

Zlaw608 years ago
Dad was never around so bye!

Z_Emruld7 years ago
Nor was mine much Didn’t visit much He trying to fix that now but I say no I have already loved my life without you

Area11bandfan8 years ago
My mom is already dead tho and i love my dad and i dont want a zombie mom

Jewish oven9 years ago
My dad is alredy dead so

The_worst_man_ever6 years ago
(Clicks button and instantly commits suicide so both your parents AND you die)

miniburns559 years ago
I'm sorry but he is still at the store...

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
Went to get a gallon of milk or pack of cigarettes

Gasmiru ikebana9 years ago
Its ok. I didnt even know my dad lol. Im a bastard

HPotter138 years ago
Your worse

Naethan1239 years ago
Well Id be over the freaking moon!

HPotter138 years ago
Evil

MonaAlMosti8 years ago
My dad divorced my mom..I hate him..PRESSIG THE BUTTONNN

ShirahGantman8 years ago
Both my parents have been gone for years...

GTP13378 years ago
these questions always make me feel bad after because I always debate who I like more my mom or my dad!

LiamRenfroe8 years ago
My dad is a drunk, yes please.

SophieHarben8 years ago
Fine with me,my dad is an abusive asshole.bye👋👋

BMan20038 years ago
What if you don't have a dad? Roasted!!!

PanckePwe8 years ago
What if you dad is already dead?

GTP13378 years ago
then you press the button because you"ve got nothing to lose

Sea_salt8 years ago
Heck yes good bye dad good bye dad

Jewelkitten8 years ago
How many of us don't even know our dads cuz ik I don't know mine

MonaAlMosti8 years ago
I don't

Staceyamandajones8 years ago
My father is already dead.

Ginamojo8 years ago
I don't know my dad or give to big of a shit about him

ShadowShaper8 years ago
But I'm sitting next to my dad D:

The_Superwhovian8 years ago
Can I assist in the killing of my father?

QUEENKYM9 years ago
My dad already died

Shawn Nickmatthews Lee12 years ago
if it went the other way round maybe

idktbhlol2 years ago
I agree
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ThisismyUsername9 years ago
He's already dead

DarkAngel1179 years ago
I never knew my dad...

Lars Weigt12 years ago
I Hate My father, He's Hurted My Mom So Hard...[Emotional]

Opossum_veineyes4 years ago
MannKind I doubled that...jesus I doubt your still alive lol, anyone who commented anything over 2 years ago is a skeleton rn probably
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Alisa Yanytska12 years ago
He's somewhere in Europe and I don't know him so WIN ^___^

Filipkovarik9 years ago
Same.

Kuria 9 years ago
So for me a win-win

007Dragonborn10 years ago
I hate my step mom

U1rich7 years ago
Jokes on you. My dad"s already dead.

Ash998 years ago
I feel like my family that"d happen

Ilikebananas1239 years ago
FIRST!

NekolinnRozenthorn7 years ago
Dad"s dead, keep mom

Veroz9 years ago
Perfect to me.

Beefston8 years ago
If it was the other way round I"d probably do it

illuminati10 years ago
Now that's just wrong...

buttlol1233 years ago
MY DAD IS ALREADY DEAD... Yeah im taking it

KingSqueaky9 years ago
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dinojl9 years ago
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Izabelle Brown12 years ago
Don't like the bastard anyways...

EGKangaroo8 years ago
My dad is already dead though?

Adrienne 10 years ago
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sans3494 years ago
я без бати хахахахахаха

issam9 years ago
if you want to die before your parents, that means you're so fucking selfish

unicornbrindle7 years ago
i do not have a dad
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