your mom lives until you die
but
your dad dies right now
I will not

Futur_Planet 3 years ago
He already is...

ClareWhite 11 years ago
But i hate my shitty father

assassinboy 9 years ago
i am telling your dad
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LupinOurLord 11 years ago
WHAT IF YOU HAVE GAY PARENTS WHICH MOM LIVESSSSS

PanckePwe 9 years ago
You would still have a dad out there.
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rickroll_rickroll 4 years ago
father: it okay son you can do it son: BUT father: it okay *son presses button* Father: how am i alive Mother: THE MAILMAN IS JUST DROP DEAD HONEY father:...... son:O.O

Bootyyyshaker90000 last month
cornball final boss
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Javongod 4 years ago
No I need them both

Krusek 10 years ago
never met the man, so FUCK HIM!

GTP1337 9 years ago
Dude...

Fishtronaut 11 years ago
Yay!!! Win win!!!

HPotter13 10 years ago
Evil

MonaAlMosti 9 years ago
My dad divorced my mom..I hate him..PRESSIG THE BUTTONNN

ShirahGantman 9 years ago
Both my parents have been gone for years...

Zlaw60 10 years ago
Dad was never around so bye!

Z_Emruld 8 years ago
Nor was mine much Didn’t visit much He trying to fix that now but I say no I have already loved my life without you

Area11bandfan 10 years ago
My mom is already dead tho and i love my dad and i dont want a zombie mom

Jewish oven 10 years ago
My dad is alredy dead so

The_worst_man_ever 7 years ago
(Clicks button and instantly commits suicide so both your parents AND you die)

miniburns55 11 years ago
I'm sorry but he is still at the store...

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago
Went to get a gallon of milk or pack of cigarettes

Gasmiru ikebana 11 years ago
Its ok. I didnt even know my dad lol. Im a bastard

HPotter13 10 years ago
Your worse

Naethan123 11 years ago
Well Id be over the freaking moon!

HPotter13 10 years ago
Evil

Shawn Nickmatthews Lee 13 years ago
if it went the other way round maybe

idktbhlol 3 years ago
I agree
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GTP1337 9 years ago
these questions always make me feel bad after because I always debate who I like more my mom or my dad!

LiamRenfroe 9 years ago
My dad is a drunk, yes please.

SophieHarben 9 years ago
Fine with me,my dad is an abusive asshole.bye👋👋

BMan2003 9 years ago
What if you don't have a dad? Roasted!!!

PanckePwe 9 years ago
What if you dad is already dead?

GTP1337 9 years ago
then you press the button because you"ve got nothing to lose

Sea_salt 9 years ago
Heck yes good bye dad good bye dad

Jewelkitten 10 years ago
How many of us don't even know our dads cuz ik I don't know mine

MonaAlMosti 9 years ago
I don't

Staceyamandajones 10 years ago
My father is already dead.

Ginamojo 10 years ago
I don't know my dad or give to big of a shit about him

ShadowShaper 10 years ago
But I'm sitting next to my dad D:

The_Superwhovian 10 years ago
Can I assist in the killing of my father?

QUEENKYM 10 years ago
My dad already died

ThisismyUsername 10 years ago
He's already dead

DarkAngel117 11 years ago
I never knew my dad...

Lars Weigt 13 years ago
I Hate My father, He's Hurted My Mom So Hard...[Emotional]

Opossum_veineyes 5 years ago
MannKind I doubled that...jesus I doubt your still alive lol, anyone who commented anything over 2 years ago is a skeleton rn probably
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Alisa Yanytska 13 years ago
He's somewhere in Europe and I don't know him so WIN ^___^

Filipkovarik 11 years ago
Same.

watsonsword 9 years ago
My mom would be cured of her degeneracy and my dad would be cured of his abjectly pathetic existence? Yes.

heartless_ 11 years ago
actually, I don't love my mom thaaat much

Mariexe 10 years ago
please

greg50100 11 years ago
Unless you hate your dad, this one is a no-brainer

thatguybarny91 6 years ago
haha my mom loves me and my dad beat me and left me when i was 4

Deltor 10 years ago
My dad left my mom when she got pregnant with me. It was abort me and he would stay, or have me and he'd leave. Fuck him he's dying

alexibear25 10 years ago
D:> I'm a daddy's girl!

shrektm8 11 years ago
My dad's already dead...

Okhshs 7 years ago
Hell yeah!

remycuster 11 years ago
My dad is dead already.

Onesy 9 years ago
I LOVE DAD K

T1ME RUNNER 11 years ago
Holy S*** how do u even come up with a question so hard

DrChaos 8 years ago
No downside for me my mom is awesome but my dad is a jerk

RailandRules 11 years ago
As much as I hate my dad, I don't hate him that much

0Akiro 3 years ago
he goes to search for milk so.........

Mobbhunter 10 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A DAD

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud 12 years ago
can't I revert it ?
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