Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Nacas 11 years ago

As long as I don't sparkle...

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

only the stand aura glow

KatieGreer 9 years ago

Brig asexual here kinda rocks. I mean not being in the sun suck but all the fun stuff happens at night anyways

Patrick Johnson 13 years ago

A vampire grasshopper? Sounds pretty metal.

Foxesarecool 9 years ago

It is actually a praying mantis

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Pampa 8 years ago

I mean, I'm ace and I'll just sleep at day like yeet bitch where"s the downside

princeofspiders 5 years ago

with great power comes great responsibility

LotsofLokilove 8 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

residentbuttonpresser 5 years ago

*neckbeard sobbing and laughing in the distance*

HaydenTheMoonChild 8 years ago

*Acesexual snickering*

ARandomPerson124 9 years ago

Asexual perks

Tinydork01 9 years ago

I dont want to have sex with anyone anyways

GamingSimon 10 years ago

1. I enjoy the night, Hates the sun. 2. I'm enjoying masturbation more than sex. 3. I become 10x stronger and able to fly. 4. it says you can never enter sunlight, not die by sunlight. which means I can have sunlight on my face the whole day throw the window. cx

HeloMarcondes 9 years ago

Do you really want to sparkle?

Alyssa Kaye Wright 13 years ago

I'm asexual muahahahha

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

ooh yeeah i toootally want to kill that supermodel...

Kay Workman 13 years ago

You can tell how negatively Twilight has affected our society just by looking at the statistics above lol

ghostc12 10 years ago

I know m8

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Francois Sun 13 years ago

It's basically the question of "do you want to be a vampire ? (but don't forget the drawbacks)"

SnuffyMcsnuffles 11 years ago

Or " do you want to be a necrophiliac vampire?" Necrophilia is a sexual attraction to dead things, for this of you who don't know. (Don't ask me how I know)

Sotos Ablaze 13 years ago

GAY

Victorklints 9 years ago

So... I can still have sex right?

Jmr 11 years ago

It dose not say when u have to kill them

toy chica 11 years ago

PRESSED!

baconlord 11 years ago

fuck vampires

Hyltran 5 years ago

So I have to kill every attractive women of the planet?

scheuerman 11 years ago

By kill it better mean turn, otherwise no, not a necrophiliac

bitches be cray 10 years ago

I don't want to fuck anyone

OliverJeffreson 9 years ago

I"ve seeeeeeeeeen you befffffore tem

Jlegobot 8 years ago

If I get the power of A vampire, I might get power of DIO and ZA WARUDO

Brandin Michael Goldsberry 13 years ago

Hellsing... 'nuff said

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MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago

It didn't say you had to do it at that moment you can have sex with them then some other day kill them

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago

This is not acually my account I hacked in to someone else's ... They had it coming

joshzilla01 11 years ago

yes im dracula

hypes123 11 years ago

SO NO

_septiplier_fangirl_ 11 years ago

What if I don't want to have sex with anybody? :/

Gaboseries 9 years ago

If you have to kill the person you'll have sex with. That"s great. No fear of getting rejected. If she doesn't wanna bang, that"s fine. People will be too busy thinking you killer her to care you raped her corpse

thejokersmadhouse 11 years ago

no because... FU*K TWILIGHT!

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

Sounds like Twilight

kathodee 11 years ago

In twighlight vampires began to glitter when they are in the sun, so I will press that button

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Than I won't have sex, I bang! Sexy LOOPHOLE achieved!

bliss bomb 11 years ago

there is no positive here

hahaiamrightalways 6 years ago

what if i dont want to make sex with some one and just do it with out think

JarlBallsack 12 years ago

I fail to see the bad side

crazy kitten (MLG) 11 years ago

I no give a fuck if every one hates me

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

As long as I don't sparkle

JC Golden 13 years ago

BEING A VAMPIRE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD GOD DAMMIT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT BING SPARKLY AND FAST, HELL THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.

FUCKu 9 years ago

<-No $€X

Eri 11 years ago

"You can fly and have all the powers of a vampire." No downside could make this bad. xD

KB1988 11 years ago

I hat vampires. Werewolves rule.

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