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42217 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 49162 (54%) did not.
You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.
but
Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.
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DaBestMind3 years ago
oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Rode3 years ago
Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man3 years ago
well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller6 months ago
Interesting...

ButtonWitch3 years ago
Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

yesi9 years ago
For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot9 years ago
That's so true Plus batman

Amanojaku20084 years ago
Orphans probably sat on the button

AColdGuy4 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago
......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Κανενας Τιποτενιος12 years ago
and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma8 years ago
Da fuxk is your name?
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Soaku8 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

Wolfgang117 years ago
It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

ththomas95 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!

SpungBob8 years ago
I M B A T M A N

CrackerJew8 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking2 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman078 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn12 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex7 years ago
But there is a chance of them getting killed
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Jeffrey Dalton12 years ago
I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce8 years ago
Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser12 years ago
I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang12 years ago
Batman's story

Charley Englert12 years ago
Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Callen Deketele12 years ago
I'm batman.

Terence Coelho12 years ago
why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz8 years ago
Because batman
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KRIISSPYPOTATOES7 years ago
Hmmmm batman?

NiceBizh9 years ago
Why are all this comments saying batman,from 46 years ago

Huffinator10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Ashurindeshe8 years ago
I'll be Batman! Sorry, mom. XD

Totyjoe9 years ago
Sorry mom. I'M BATMAN

macjogger10 years ago
I'M BATMAN

epicnoob3443 years ago
this sounds familiar...

Stomegrock8 years ago
Soooo. Batman?

speeder11439 years ago
Nah, I dont wanna be batman

dudef12010 years ago
Umm just put them in a hospital for a while

FlorencePierce8 years ago
Even though I only have one parent worth a damn, they"re still damn great. Damn! The money would have been co0l; and I did like the super-hero origin/backstory comment!

xXEridanAmporaXx9 years ago
All da Batman

Lupin Vera12 years ago
I only have one parent, and I really don't give a shit what happens to them.

diddo4 years ago
. I"d like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments. I have rand out of tolerance...[Show full comment]

BigRedButton9879 years ago
Dunununununununununununununununu BATMAAAAN

Button Addict10 years ago
IM BATMAN!!!!!

ShadowSlayer57997 years ago
And then you get sued for stealing Batman’s theme.

NotSo9 years ago
Computer hacking=software nerds Computer hardwae=hardware nerds.

cupcakey neko9 years ago
so batman really

David Vigil12 years ago
So you're saying I could be batman?

Jack_Zicrosky4 years ago
good riddance, I hate my family

Valeeco9 years ago
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cinnamon_farmer_o3o10 years ago
Shot, not killed. I can use my money for medical bills.

Coolannachow7 years ago
Omg who will give up their parents for that you can learn them too la

thetakenking519 years ago
BATMAN kind of

omgjake10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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