Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing9 years ago
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Use the money to save them.
Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg.
PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!
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Soaku10 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL
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AColdGuy5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*
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Wolfgang119 years ago
It never said they would die.
Plus, I'm batman
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SpungBob9 years ago
I M B A T M A N
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ththomas96 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!
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CrackerJew9 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.
theemeraldking3 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema
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Deckman0710 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.
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rugged fungus28811 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman
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rugged fungus28811 years ago
Shot not killed
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Cameron Dunn13 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help
Shot, not killed. And doesn't say at what age. But by the way...
BATMAN?!?!
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caeraboo12 years ago
I can than become batman
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yo10 years ago
It never says they die
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123gamer11 years ago
i love my parents!
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helloworld29 years ago
So, I'm now Batman
FlorencePierce9 years ago
Yeah, so now you wear black rubber and sleep upside down you freak lol!
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Kalad11 years ago
Batman
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Brodie Slenderman Corte13 years ago
I finnaly relizes my destiny I AM BATMAN
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SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago
a grazing shot, tis but a scratch
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Attack_on_hikaru10 years ago
Cool bye bitches
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Arshiang11 years ago
Money can help them i mean
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Viverrinus9 years ago
Never said when. They could be about when they"re on their deathbed already. Hell, they could be dead already. Lowlife mugger goes and finds the ashes or bodies then shoots them. Not so bad.
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vectorprogram10310 years ago
So i become the hero this city needs?i am Batman?
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Blackbeltmike5411 years ago
Soooooo.......Batman. YAAAAY!!!
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parkmaster6 years ago
i like my parents too much to do that
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EL HERO10 years ago
You become a mix of bruce lee and batman
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ElPusho11 years ago
and then you move to possibly the worst city in 'Murica where in every ally there is some bad guy
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GavynShellhorn9 years ago
It doesn't say they die
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underfellsans9510 years ago
Yay! I always wanted to cosplay as Batman! (Sarcasm;)
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BlueGiraffe11 years ago
Shot in the foot?
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TheAnnoyingOrange5 months ago
Mugger? That was a friend of mine, So sad he shattered.
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winchester_dean_sam10 years ago
Batman
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Octavio Perez Colorado13 years ago
always be yourself, unless you can be batman, always be batman
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