42746 (46%) 50167 (54%)
42746 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 50167 (54%) did not.
You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.
but
Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.
Next

yesi 11 years ago
For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot 11 years ago
That's so true Plus batman

Rode 4 years ago
Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Interesting...

ButtonWitch 5 years ago
Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

Κανενας Τιποτενιος 13 years ago
and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma 9 years ago
Da fuxk is your name?
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DaBestMind 5 years ago
oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago
Orphans probably sat on the button

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 9 years ago
......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Soaku 10 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

AColdGuy 5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

Wolfgang11 9 years ago
It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

SpungBob 9 years ago
I M B A T M A N

ththomas9 6 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!

CrackerJew 9 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking 3 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman07 10 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn 13 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex 9 years ago
But there is a chance of them getting killed
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Jeffrey Dalton 13 years ago
I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago
Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser 13 years ago
I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang 13 years ago
Batman's story

Callen Deketele 13 years ago
I'm batman.

Charley Englert 13 years ago
Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Terence Coelho 13 years ago
why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz 9 years ago
Because batman
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Chase Queentry 13 years ago
I am the night

fanuerysm 10 years ago
eh, my parents are asses anyways

This kid has bars 11 years ago
So I become batman?!?

Starship23 9 years ago
Save them

BestGamer 10 years ago
So they get they're photos taken AND a free vaccination shot? Great!

DungeonMaster25 11 years ago
It didn't say they die they just get shot .

CoolDude342000 11 years ago
Batman :)

NRGuy2000 11 years ago
So you become Batman... I would totally become Batman

madrussian52 9 years ago
50/50 saved my life

emily.dot 10 years ago
Hey that's batman!

No_Name2604 11 years ago
Nananananana Batman!

12xuuc 2 years ago
我有父母?

ImAYOUTU 10 years ago
That"s when you hack the mugger and make there life heck XD

cash5466 11 years ago
you couldve just said we'd become batman

dmasterh 6 years ago
again ima selfish man soooo

masterchief1177014 10 years ago
i will be the batman

Totyjoe 10 years ago
Sorry mom. I'M BATMAN

macjogger 12 years ago
I'M BATMAN

epicnoob344 4 years ago
this sounds familiar...

Stomegrock 10 years ago
Soooo. Batman?

speeder1143 11 years ago
Nah, I dont wanna be batman

KRIISSPYPOTATOES 8 years ago
Hmmmm batman?

NiceBizh 10 years ago
Why are all this comments saying batman,from 46 years ago

Huffinator 11 years ago
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Ashurindeshe 9 years ago
I'll be Batman! Sorry, mom. XD

BigRedButton987 10 years ago
Dunununununununununununununununu BATMAAAAN
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