Will You Press The Button?

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42763 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 50202 (54%) did not.

You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.

but

Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.

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yesi 11 years ago

For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot 11 years ago

That's so true Plus batman

Rode 4 years ago

Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago

well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Interesting...

ButtonWitch 5 years ago

Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

ÎšÎ±Î½ÎµÎ½Î±Ï‚ Î¤Î¹Ï€Î¿Ï„ÎµÎ½Î¹Î¿Ï‚ 13 years ago

and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma 9 years ago

Da fuxk is your name?

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DaBestMind 5 years ago

oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago

Orphans probably sat on the button

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 9 years ago

......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Soaku 10 years ago

Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

AColdGuy 5 years ago

*laughs in orphan*

Wolfgang11 9 years ago

It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

SpungBob 9 years ago

I M B A T M A N

ththomas9 6 years ago

My parents are not dead. Just shot!

CrackerJew 9 years ago

Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman07 10 years ago

Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus288 11 years ago

Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus288 11 years ago

Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn 13 years ago

"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex 9 years ago

But there is a chance of them getting killed

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Jeffrey Dalton 13 years ago

I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago

Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser 13 years ago

I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang 13 years ago

Batman's story

Charley Englert 13 years ago

Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Callen Deketele 13 years ago

I'm batman.

Terence Coelho 13 years ago

why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz 9 years ago

Because batman

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socks222 10 years ago

Hey didn't say when or how.

Kens_leader 11 years ago

So batman?

Sutton 6 years ago

Worth it....I could help them w my money anyway

FUCKING USERNAMES 10 years ago

*ahem* I'm bat-ehrbvfndfuckingjewsdjfn(violent coughing)

NukeIt9er 11 years ago

NO! MA! PA!

Danljt 10 years ago

I am Batman

rikitiki2100 11 years ago

#batman

Googletrusting 10 months ago

Ts is literally batman

HaydenTheMoonChild 8 years ago

Did you mean: Batman

FreshDan 10 years ago

And what if i click the button when im 60 years old and both my parents are dead?

minimite16 11 years ago

Shot but it doesn't say killed

AnimeLionWolf123 9 years ago

What if your parents WERE the low- life mugger

Fireking761 11 years ago

id have the money to help my parents recover

ScarletViper 12 years ago

8108 people are douchnozzles.

Stomegrock 10 years ago

Sooo..... Batman?

Dedsec 11 years ago

I'm Batman...

Homiewaffle 9 years ago

so basically I become Batman

andrewplays4 11 years ago

shot in the leg

Kat Porrino 13 years ago

Batman. No downside.

icecyrus 10 years ago

Doesn't say when... they might get shot after they die then it"s not a problem

Debo 11 years ago

Is this a reference to Batman?

ShadowSlayer5799 9 years ago

Plus it says ‘shot’ not ‘shot and killed’ so you could save them.

Poois 10 years ago

Just make sure they don't get shot till they're like ninety

SpoderKitty 11 years ago

They never said they would die, maybe just shot by a BB.

LordGamer 6 years ago

So am i Batman

RecklesslyLazy 10 years ago

But, you'll become the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.

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