42778 (46%) 50235 (54%)
42778 (46%) people have pressed this button, while 50235 (54%) did not.
You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.
but
Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.
Next

yesi 11 years ago
For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot 11 years ago
That's so true Plus batman

Rode 4 years ago
Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Interesting...

Κανενας Τιποτενιος 13 years ago
and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma 9 years ago
Da fuxk is your name?
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ButtonWitch 5 years ago
Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

DaBestMind 5 years ago
oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago
Orphans probably sat on the button

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago
......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Soaku 10 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

AColdGuy 5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

Wolfgang11 9 years ago
It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

SpungBob 9 years ago
I M B A T M A N

dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!

CrackerJew 10 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking 3 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman07 10 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn 13 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex 9 years ago
But there is a chance of them getting killed
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Jeffrey Dalton 13 years ago
I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago
Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser 13 years ago
I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang 13 years ago
Batman's story

Charley Englert 13 years ago
Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Callen Deketele 13 years ago
I'm batman.

Terence Coelho 13 years ago
why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz 9 years ago
Because batman
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lavaleader 11 years ago
Well it doesn't say they die...

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
He hates people WITH autism. ffs
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Thesmartmouse25 11 years ago
Nah, then I have to take care of my little brother

jackrabbit2259 12 years ago
Sorry 'rents. xD

Levi7 4 years ago
I don't like my parents anyway

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago
they didn't die and maybe they were given a shot

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
So I could be Batman but keep my parents? No downside! They don’t die, they get shot

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
WHEN are they shot? WUAHAHAHAHA

Bossboi 11 years ago
I agree with Cameron Dunn not dead so you could pay the best DR's in the world

catgrabber 12 years ago
NANANANANANANANA

Hikaru70055 5 years ago
im batman

OrangeBurrito 10 years ago
No thank you I love my parents I don't want them to die :(

Agarillobob 11 years ago
I don´t care for my parents that much

LCReaper111 9 years ago
Batman

augudemi2 10 years ago
my parents are old and close to death anyway

Streakcm72 11 years ago
Just get them good health care

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 9 years ago
Well ill be batman and I need to have some tragic backstory so it isn't that bad plus it could be a reason why I am edgy

sethminermcYT 10 years ago
I would pay a million bucks to get my parents cloned and hide them before they died :D

timberwolf5871 11 years ago
You should always be yourself... Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

DAMMIT 9 years ago
All those heartless people who chose money over family... shame on you

edward.xv 10 years ago
"Shot" is not killed and with an infinite amount of money their lives would be so much better after that that one event would mean nothing.

Nightfang88 11 years ago
It doesn't say that they die. Just shot.

Natanm1 10 years ago
Then I become like Batman and get revenge

Vashta_Nerada_2000 11 years ago
My mum is depressed and my dad is verbally abusive. Sorry fam

Daniel Maher 13 years ago
I'M BATMAN

Johnnybuttonseed 5 years ago
Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah BATMAN,BATMAN
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