Will You Press The Button?

Hamistagan9 years ago

shame pluto isnt defined as a planet anymore i hear its lovely in spring

SeabassJames7 years ago

Does Pluto have a spring season?

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Callum Walton10 years ago

Fuck that. As awesome as it sounds I don't want a "death by teleportation to mars".

El Tacodor10 years ago

First, I would buy a working space suit. Then I would put it on before opening the wallet. And if I get teleported to a different planet, I can simply keep opening the wallet until I'm back on earth. #loophole

BaronVonTwit8 years ago

You would die because you would run out of air before a rocket could get to you. and even if a rocket made it to you it couldn't take you back

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Serge Alix12 years ago

i am not rich, but i am the first man on uranus

Hyltran3 years ago

He would die for in one second.

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CR7RMA8 years ago

It never said how many times I get teleported just keep teleporting till u get earth

A_Chinese2 years ago

God"s Logic！

Yeyalovesu9 years ago

I pressed the button XD

Vinece138 years ago

Where"s my space suit i"m going to spaceeeeee!

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

Bring my spacesuit, flag and I'm ready.

Giliel 8 years ago

Teleportes in an astronaut suite, right?

Shelbywagner1238 years ago

I'm ok with pushing the button I can either be rich or get away from my brother win win situation for me

Sammy Pace12 years ago

I too like to live dangerously...

lilmissloophole10 years ago

Get into a spaceship and press the button :) Spaceships have been to all the planets anyway. Once you're there, send a radio signal to earth. I'm 13 so there'd be massive protests against leaving me there. And, seeing as within the downside there is 1/8 pe...[Show full comment]

Fangheart9 years ago

Man-made satellites were not.

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Ð¤. Ð¢ÑÐ¼Ò¯Ò¯Ð¶Ð¸Ð½12 years ago

Well its a game of chance , I am a man who likes to take his chances . Unless I freeze to death or incinerated , No thank you

Phase8 years ago

Oh I can see the mass inflation from people who got the wallet from the button.

Craig W. Smith12 years ago

What the hell flip a coin!

Snow_Wolf9 years ago

As much as I want that, I don't think I'd be able to use that money after dying on another planet.

Naval10 years ago

The guy who named that planet uranus must be so fucking proud to getaway with this lol

Xx-_-xX9 years ago

Gotta bring a space suit

DwayneTheRockJohnsonFan3 years ago

I never want to leave you ever, Dwayne.

CaptZone10 years ago

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WilliamAfton8 years ago

Teleporting at planets without enough of oxygen = death.

I-cant-think-of-one5 years ago

I fucking love astronomy and astrophysics so pls send me to another planet, preferably with a space suit!!!!!!

lilmissloophole10 years ago

Get into a spaceship and press the button :) Spaceships have been to all the planets anyway. Once you're there, send a radio signal to earth. I'm 13 so there'd be massive protests against leaving me there. And, seeing as within the downside there is 1/8 pe...[Show full comment]

tedlat8 years ago

i`d be rich but i still won`t be the first in uranus

mr.whatface9 years ago

Hold on, let me just get into this spacesuit before I press the button. Worse case scenario, I radio in where I am and get NASA to rescue me.

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And now I can't breathe. Just my luck.

Nocha9 years ago

Ever heard of a job? Work a few hours, 100% chance of getting any bill of real money!

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago

You have a 50% chance of dying! Why would you press this?!

Travden11 years ago

You die instantly(ruling out teleporting to earth) or get rich sounds goods to me

IkeyIlex5 months ago

So, basically, I push the button one time, and there's a 50% that I gut infinite money, a 6.25% chance I'm fine, and a 43.75% chance I'll die more or less instantly. Better odds than winning the lottery!

WolfAlpha1018 years ago

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winchester.love9 years ago

Take a chance

gjhaag8 years ago

use the money to buy a space suit with oxygen

Nintelda9 years ago

Well, if you add up your chances, you'll most likely end up on Earth. 50%+12.5% (I'm not counting Pluto in this one.) I think my math might be off though.

Killwithstyle9 years ago

Nope your good.

Hyltran4 years ago

If you end up on Mars and is immortal from previous buttons. You can make a big SOS with stone so people can se it from earth and come and save you 🌍

dasdsad10 years ago

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Likerman1989 years ago

Buy a coat

Derpderpington6 years ago

I want my grave to say "first man to Saturn no one really knows how he got there but he"s dead now"

happyvally11 years ago

It could be a 1 dollar bill but yet it could be a 100 dollar bill

CRAZY1017 years ago

First person on Pluto!

SamanthaKrause7 years ago

Pluto isnt a planet though....

Jamie Anderson12 years ago

How can you have a 50% chance of teleporting somehwere...? as in 50% no teleport, then the remaining 50% is made up of 8 planets (poor Pluto), one of which is Earth. That means it's a 56.25% chance of surviving. If you don't get money and die, no loss really. Get money and die, no loss. Meh.