You may have sex anytime you want
but
You are stung by swarms of bees afterward
I will not


BigCheef2 years ago
im beesexual

theeeeeeeo5 months ago
ha, HAHAHAHAHA that funny

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Upside?

jackalisonline4 years ago
i"m asexual

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
same

TemmieArmor9 years ago
Am I the only person who is capable of waiting for the right time and person to have sex...?

Dauliniran7 years ago
Me too
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Darinoee9 years ago
I'm wearing protection so they can't hurt me ;)

underfellsans959 years ago
You keep telling those jokes, you'll be punning in no time! ;) Nice one, by the way.
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Pokeminer8 years ago
Am I the only person that doesn't care about sex?

imavirginnn4 years ago
@isuc4life its called asexuality
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Flan8 years ago
What about sex with bees? OH WAIT

dragonman00112 months ago
Bee movie

';lkjhgfdsa9 years ago
asexuality for the win

Acespeed9 years ago
wtf is wrong with the people that press the button they just want sex with wrong with u people that press the button

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
I MEAN STUPID
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João Meira12 years ago
doesn't matter, had sex

Hyltran3 years ago
You will develop a lethal allergy towards bees 🐝 very soon if you get stung that often and that much. It will kill you.
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Leonandstuff 1129 years ago
:o never but sex ;'\\\\

DerpGuyBUTTON7 years ago
AHH NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKu8 years ago
Infinite sex

srrsd7 years ago
With u? HELL NAH

Tomz8 years ago
You"re allowed to have sex all the time already, without any bees. Bye

AngyDent138 years ago
I might be allergic to bees so, no

creeper2029 years ago
No I can wait too

Flippy_Fliqpy9 years ago
Sex is better than bees

srrsd7 years ago
Tru. also my bf would be annoyed

Robt9 years ago
Free Sex like who cares if ur stung by a bee

qwerty1799 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

BruhWhy8 years ago
I don't have a crush. I can't press F6. I don't believe in these. I win.
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CheezyLlama9 years ago
I'm 10!

srrsd7 years ago
Me too I'm deleting this bc it"s to weird
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jona311p9 years ago
sex in swat armour.

CheesySprinkles29 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
aro ace immunity with the "bad luck in relationships" part
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DKoszyk11289 years ago
I dont do sex so no

imavirginnn4 years ago
virgin?

Timmy Booker12 years ago
Then bees would be extinct XD

ChaseAntoni7 years ago
Proboski it"s not a myth then, because there Is a species that dies
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Axel Kipp12 years ago
i'm allergic. Personally, death isn't worth sex.

The gammer9 years ago
Worth it

Celian_Marlac5 years ago
a small price to pay for some sex

SPHETE9 years ago
first of all bro i can have sex whenever i want already

VelocityRaptor287 years ago
become a bdsm enthusiast, then its just bonus points

Clayton McKenzie Fruitloop12 years ago
I fucking hate bees sooo... No

YouSpoonyBard1last year
How many bees is this 'swarm of bees' because if it ain't too too many...

Pootis bird9 years ago
Just use Heavy Juggernaut Armor Rip beez

17sherebrys9 years ago
The Apitoxin would kill you.

sandro989 years ago
i have it XD

Majorasmask7 years ago
Go jump in to water

kiddopitts9 years ago
that is SO STUPID PEOPLE

Nutce_jc.49 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5...[Show full comment]

RavenSantrus9 years ago
i hate pain

SAVVY_BOY5 years ago
then I"d fuck the bees

LexiChan9 years ago
umm...why?

CombativeGoal483397 years ago
The Candyman is pissed

Katie Jarred12 years ago
I don't want sex

Boedecken198713 days ago
People can already have sex anytime they want, technically

Xeronite9 years ago
Bees terminator mode on

Imbored24/79 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Mafia__Pancake4 years ago
sounds normal to me

PilotobeBR9 years ago
I can put vennom on my bedroom but i like the bees...umm sex is better

Luigi29647 years ago
??????

200rock9 years ago
Have sex with the bees...didn't expect that did you lol

GurlOfDaButton9 years ago
Your weirrd
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