You may have sex anytime you want
but
You are stung by swarms of bees afterward
I will not


BigCheef2 years ago
im beesexual

theeeeeeeo8 months ago
ha, HAHAHAHAHA that funny

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
Upside?

TemmieArmor9 years ago
Am I the only person who is capable of waiting for the right time and person to have sex...?

Dauliniran7 years ago
Me too
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jackalisonline5 years ago
i"m asexual

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
same

Darinoee10 years ago
I'm wearing protection so they can't hurt me ;)

underfellsans959 years ago
You keep telling those jokes, you'll be punning in no time! ;) Nice one, by the way.
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Pokeminer8 years ago
Am I the only person that doesn't care about sex?

imavirginnn4 years ago
@isuc4life its called asexuality
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Flan8 years ago
What about sex with bees? OH WAIT

dragonman001last year
Bee movie

';lkjhgfdsa9 years ago
asexuality for the win

João Meira12 years ago
doesn't matter, had sex

Hyltran3 years ago
You will develop a lethal allergy towards bees 🐝 very soon if you get stung that often and that much. It will kill you.
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Acespeed9 years ago
wtf is wrong with the people that press the button they just want sex with wrong with u people that press the button

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
I MEAN STUPID
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Leonandstuff 1129 years ago
:o never but sex ;'\\\\

DerpGuyBUTTON7 years ago
AHH NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKu8 years ago
Infinite sex

srrsd7 years ago
With u? HELL NAH

Tomz8 years ago
You"re allowed to have sex all the time already, without any bees. Bye

AngyDent138 years ago
I might be allergic to bees so, no

creeper2029 years ago
No I can wait too

Flippy_Fliqpy9 years ago
Sex is better than bees

srrsd7 years ago
Tru. also my bf would be annoyed

Robt9 years ago
Free Sex like who cares if ur stung by a bee

qwerty1799 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

BruhWhy8 years ago
I don't have a crush. I can't press F6. I don't believe in these. I win.
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CheezyLlama10 years ago
I'm 10!

srrsd7 years ago
Me too I'm deleting this bc it"s to weird
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jona311p10 years ago
sex in swat armour.

CheesySprinkles210 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
aro ace immunity with the "bad luck in relationships" part
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DKoszyk112810 years ago
I dont do sex so no

imavirginnn4 years ago
virgin?

Timmy Booker12 years ago
Then bees would be extinct XD

ChaseAntoni7 years ago
Proboski it"s not a myth then, because there Is a species that dies
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Axel Kipp12 years ago
i'm allergic. Personally, death isn't worth sex.

Mafia__Pancake4 years ago
sounds normal to me

Imbored24/79 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

PilotobeBR9 years ago
I can put vennom on my bedroom but i like the bees...umm sex is better

Luigi29647 years ago
??????

200rock10 years ago
Have sex with the bees...didn't expect that did you lol

GurlOfDaButton9 years ago
Your weirrd

Jamesbond1925083257810 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

MegaDoge7 years ago
I STOPPED READING AND I"M STILL ALRIGHT DUMBO.

FireKing26019 years ago
I can have a fucking peotection

Monishgarg5 years ago
Both will give pain. So no use😅😅

SunsetRedRobots10 years ago
I'm good, thanks.

LupusAlatus8 years ago
I won't ever have sex! Anyone that wants to try to fck me I'll kick their d*ck into their body then bite at their neck and knee their spine while the cry for mercy! *panting and foaming* in other words, don't try to fck me, you'll leave with blood trailing...[Show full comment]

spurius1878 years ago
I wanna fck you! You can't hurt me though cuz i"m just in a game for you.

pighead2507 years ago
呵呵

Ethan Rutherford12 years ago
Time for some roleplay called: "The Beekeeper and the Lonely Stinger"...

pow90099 years ago
have sex forever

flintybob9 years ago
take the pain (O.o)

ez3 years ago

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
How

VIolininja017 years ago
The bees! Not the bees!

Farsa20009 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
[me]: *sees the 2* [my aromanticality\asexuality]: *chuckles* im in danger
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MegaDoge7 years ago
Nah I'm ten.No thanks.And plus,who is dumb enough to press this if they get stung by a butt time of bees afterward?

Daz Beech12 years ago
has a bee keepers suit

Mansqurriellast year
I can survive bees

BonerBonerLEL10 years ago
BONER Viagra lelelelelel

DragonFire426048 years ago
WOW SUCH BEES!

GurlOfDaButton9 years ago
who ever pressed it your very weird

AwesomeBro4048 years ago
"DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE." Come on. These scams are useless. It"s not like they make us actually get kissed by the loves of our lives or see a dead body at 11:53 PM. Stop these scams. Like...[Show full comment]

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
you had us in the first half im not gonna lie
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