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You'll know everything in the universe...
but
You'll be unable to tell anybody, instead you'll just wee yourself.
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Maraiya 11 years ago
I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama 4 years ago
if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser 2 years ago
real

Javongod 4 years ago
Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin1 9 years ago
I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

asyraf_414 8 months ago
u cant tell "anybody" not "Anybody"
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia 4 years ago
Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human
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Tyler Guimond 13 years ago
if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!
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TaioMalynn 9 years ago
Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago
And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi 11 years ago
Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist12 9 years ago
Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe 13 years ago
Doctor who

ImAMurderer 8 years ago
SPOILERS- oh..umm..

Logan Pizza 12 years ago
I can always just know how to tell people, unless telling people about the secrets of the universe is not in the universe.

MeatwadMeatwad 11 years ago
So I can write it on paper?

laughs_menacingly 7 months ago
well that's an easy pass on all my exams sooooooooooo

The Killer Courier 10 years ago
I DONT CARE I KEEP THE KNOWLEDGE TO MYSELF ALREADY

SuperKael 11 years ago
no downside.

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks 11 years ago
write it down

whyamiselfish101 12 years ago
do it, build a time machine,not tell anybody:write it down dumbass

its_de_margs 8 years ago
say it or write it in code....jesus...

Pickels 9 years ago
Eh. It"s not that bad to wee yourself. J

MAGNETIC ICE 11 years ago
Just build a computer chip that has the knolage of the universe and give it to Canada

LiunrSnivy 10 years ago
So if I press the button I pee myself?

DarkAngel117 11 years ago
I WILL KNOW HOW TO SUMMONER A GUARDIAN. I NEED NOTHING ELSE!

BigFatFluffyPenguin 10 years ago
Dis is a cool one

Dalekbuster523 11 years ago
What harm would a little wee do to anyone?

Foxtastic 5 years ago
Can't i just write stuff on a letter? 1000000 IQ move

Lywondo 12 years ago
Umm, that means i would know how NOT to wee my self... and also know how to find a way to tell people. Some people really need to think through some of the questions they make on this site...

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
So I can't tell anyone anything? Anything at all?

Battlefield_2025 11 years ago
I'll just write an ebook

Ifredward 9 years ago
I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.

PenguinAssault 11 years ago
Who would still be able to write it on paper.

OldMakBook 10 years ago
So in other words if I tell someone I'll piss myself? But if I don't then I won't piss myself? Seems good enough I'll be like the Doctor then!

Hii23 8 years ago
Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

deathbypanzer 11 years ago
No downside here

setorines 12 years ago
How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

wglenn03 11 years ago
a squeaker worte this

Atreyu Setter 13 years ago
LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

usoutlaw 10 years ago
thats why you wright that shit down

awesomeboss120 11 years ago
I don't have to tell anyone

HowDareYou 10 years ago
Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

BACONLIFE 11 years ago
Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

Ronnales 12 years ago
Writing stuff down isn't telling people

GFcleverman 8 years ago
Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

Warmchne 11 years ago
Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

aLiResistant 11 years ago
Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Dooriel 11 years ago
So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

Unenzor 10 years ago
"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

PikaManiac628 10 years ago
I didn't understand because of the wee part

agnii 11 years ago
I wold have no reason to live
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