Will You Press The Button?

Maraiya 11 years ago

I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama 5 years ago

if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser 2 years ago

real

Javongod 4 years ago

Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin1 9 years ago

I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

asyraf_414 9 months ago

u cant tell "anybody" not "Anybody"

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human

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Tyler Guimond 13 years ago

if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!

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TaioMalynn 9 years ago

Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL 11 years ago

And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi 11 years ago

Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist12 9 years ago

Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe 13 years ago

Doctor who

Pickels 9 years ago

Eh. It"s not that bad to wee yourself. J

MAGNETIC ICE 11 years ago

Just build a computer chip that has the knolage of the universe and give it to Canada

DarkAngel117 11 years ago

I WILL KNOW HOW TO SUMMONER A GUARDIAN. I NEED NOTHING ELSE!

LiunrSnivy 10 years ago

So if I press the button I pee myself?

Foxtastic 5 years ago

Can't i just write stuff on a letter? 1000000 IQ move

BigFatFluffyPenguin 10 years ago

Dis is a cool one

Dalekbuster523 11 years ago

What harm would a little wee do to anyone?

Battlefield_2025 11 years ago

I'll just write an ebook

Lywondo 12 years ago

Umm, that means i would know how NOT to wee my self... and also know how to find a way to tell people. Some people really need to think through some of the questions they make on this site...

Mangomagmaman 9 years ago

So I can't tell anyone anything? Anything at all?

Ifredward 9 years ago

I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.

PenguinAssault 11 years ago

Who would still be able to write it on paper.

OldMakBook 10 years ago

So in other words if I tell someone I'll piss myself? But if I don't then I won't piss myself? Seems good enough I'll be like the Doctor then!

deathbypanzer 11 years ago

No downside here

setorines 12 years ago

How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

Hii23 8 years ago

Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

Atreyu Setter 13 years ago

LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

wglenn03 11 years ago

a squeaker worte this

usoutlaw 10 years ago

thats why you wright that shit down

awesomeboss120 11 years ago

I don't have to tell anyone

BACONLIFE 11 years ago

Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

HowDareYou 10 years ago

Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

GFcleverman 9 years ago

Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

Warmchne 11 years ago

Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

Ronnales 12 years ago

Writing stuff down isn't telling people

aLiResistant 11 years ago

Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Unenzor 10 years ago

"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

Dooriel 11 years ago

So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

PikaManiac628 11 years ago

I didn't understand because of the wee part

agnii 12 years ago

I wold have no reason to live

TooMany FanGirls 13 years ago

Just write down everything you know, so when you are gone, people will now everything.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I already know the meaning of life. It"s 42.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Why tell people anyway, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway.

Phasmid9 11 years ago

knowledge is power. If I know everything in the universe, I am the most powerful man in the entire universe. GIMME!!!!

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shynigold 10 years ago

I 'll write

Shurubel 9 years ago

i"m gonna write everything they ask me.

Shnegithy 11 years ago

Too many people fail to realize how mundane existence would become with omniscience...

A_Person 12 years ago

I'd hack into PayPal and steal everybody's money and credit card info so I could become rich

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