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Having the power to be a god

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You're always drunk...

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Maharid last year

NOPE! i don't like to be drunk and in that state the world will last 12 seconds.

happytroll20 9 years ago

Basically Rick from Rick and Morty

JamZHate 9 years ago

Yes

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

You silly *hic* button, i ain't drunk enough to press y-*hic* you.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Oh, w-wait. I shouldn’t *hic* listen to my-myself. I’m drunk. *hic*

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

That must be how I was born.

Mister-E 9 years ago

Wow

Wendy Marriott 13 years ago

Um, Dionysus anyone??

Yeetboiii88550 4 years ago

My people…

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TehGamePlaya 11 years ago

It would have the same results If I wasn't drunk tbh

Lexeaus 11 years ago

Jesus calm down

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Rocket046 9 years ago

Honestly, if there was a god, I think he is drunk. Have you seen giraffes?

Aliens31 2 years ago

Underrated comment Plus, do you now about platypuses? They're like a fantasy monster designed by a biologist drunk AF

Superdude3266 10 years ago

Russian god

LivyDip 10 years ago

Being drunk for your whole life would be so AWFUL! I do not care if I got to be a 'god' or not! D:

malkthemalkasaur 11 years ago

A DRUNK GOD = THE END OF MANKIND!!

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Bacchus is the Roman God of whine. The Greek version is Dionysus

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RoboticAzerothian 11 years ago

If your drunk you cant do anything, your life is now useless xD

Mildly_uncomfortable 8 years ago

Did dionysus write this

200809714 8 years ago

If your always drunk then you will die by choking on your own barf ew

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

That"s the definition of being drunk... Except only you consider you"re God so no

Goldenunicorn4211 9 years ago

It didn't say how drunk...

VilladsP55 9 years ago

What could possible go wrong?

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

Negative?

Alexis Bromander 13 years ago

Downside?

TheSolamnic 10 years ago

I was going to say no until I read the 'downside'.

AlexADK 9 years ago

gunna fuck this world up

Mister-E 9 years ago

I love being a ... *urp* ... god everydolphin

quickstirke 9 years ago

What the FUCK is this?!?

Chess_Player 9 years ago

HECK YEAH IM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

W1llster 9 years ago

What"s the downside?

That-Norwegian-weirdo 9 years ago

What if the drunk side is the smart side??

DragonEXE 10 years ago

All rain is wine, rivers, lakes, and oceans are wodka piss is beer it"s happy hour all year round!

DragonEXE 10 years ago

I AM GOD! OF GETTING PISS DRUNK!!!!!!

Demetrius Rodriguez 13 years ago

And then accidentally destroy all the stars and make your son make new ones.

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago

Do you know Star-Lord

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jouichi_chama 11 years ago

Great! Then the world will get a better god!

thezombieguy2 12 years ago

im gona make all guys have five penises. o wait thats praboly shoudnt appan

Sierra Buckley 13 years ago

So basically I would have been Castiel?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

are you drunk? yes.i found a liquor store and i drank it.

Viki Barillova 13 years ago

Dionysus?

Saquib007 10 years ago

47 yeras ago, omg!!!

William Bishop 13 years ago

INFINITE TOLERANCE!!!!!!

Kitsunuki Inari 13 years ago

I don't have a problem with this.

S0ZDATEL 7 years ago

If you are god so you are omnipotent and can do anything so you can just stop being drunk...

aidan142001 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

apoisonedkilljoy 10 years ago

I AM DIONYSUS

Peradox 12 years ago

Drunken Ascension, here I come~

AlexxxxD 9 years ago

I'm act like I'm alsways drunk anyway so f youuu XD

Isis Marie 11 years ago

Already have an Egyptian goddess name. Bring it

Loophole man 10 years ago

Can I be stoned instead?

Aleksandra Karolina Wolska 13 years ago

Remember the god of hangover from prattchet's Hogfather? :D

shalemik 8 years ago

Where is the downside?

Solrakom 11 years ago

Iss likkee howwm my liffe iss, so whatherverrr

Geremias 2 years ago

Ggjjfj

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

THAT WOULD BE AWERSOME!!!!! would there be other gods that are judgmental like, I had all those china things... away with them. But that would ruin peoples faith. AWAY WITH THEM

Halle Barton 13 years ago

SO I WOULD BE DIONYSUS/BACCHUS

TheRealAnigamer 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE i create i godly devise that makes anyone sober always

bigfatty 11 years ago

You drunk like you dreaming as god

Steelhunter777 9 years ago

I mean, wouldn't you be drunk on power anyway?

AnimaxDarkness 12 years ago

Deadpool mode ACTIVATE!

Fjnbffbbf 9 years ago

Basically the adventures of god

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