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Having the power to be a god

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You're always drunk...

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Maharid last year

NOPE! i don't like to be drunk and in that state the world will last 12 seconds.

happytroll20 9 years ago

Basically Rick from Rick and Morty

JamZHate 9 years ago

Yes

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

You silly *hic* button, i ain't drunk enough to press y-*hic* you.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Oh, w-wait. I shouldn’t *hic* listen to my-myself. I’m drunk. *hic*

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

That must be how I was born.

Mister-E 9 years ago

Wow

Wendy Marriott 13 years ago

Um, Dionysus anyone??

Yeetboiii88550 4 years ago

My people…

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TehGamePlaya 11 years ago

It would have the same results If I wasn't drunk tbh

Lexeaus 11 years ago

Jesus calm down

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Rocket046 9 years ago

Honestly, if there was a god, I think he is drunk. Have you seen giraffes?

Aliens31 2 years ago

Underrated comment Plus, do you now about platypuses? They're like a fantasy monster designed by a biologist drunk AF

Superdude3266 10 years ago

Russian god

LivyDip 10 years ago

Being drunk for your whole life would be so AWFUL! I do not care if I got to be a 'god' or not! D:

malkthemalkasaur 11 years ago

A DRUNK GOD = THE END OF MANKIND!!

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

Bacchus is the Roman God of whine. The Greek version is Dionysus

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RoboticAzerothian 11 years ago

If your drunk you cant do anything, your life is now useless xD

Mildly_uncomfortable 8 years ago

Did dionysus write this

200809714 8 years ago

If your always drunk then you will die by choking on your own barf ew

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

That"s the definition of being drunk... Except only you consider you"re God so no

Goldenunicorn4211 9 years ago

It didn't say how drunk...

VilladsP55 9 years ago

What could possible go wrong?

Seftowefto999 9 years ago

Negative?

Alexis Bromander 13 years ago

Downside?

TheSolamnic 10 years ago

I was going to say no until I read the 'downside'.

AlexADK 9 years ago

gunna fuck this world up

Mister-E 9 years ago

I love being a ... *urp* ... god everydolphin

quickstirke 9 years ago

What the FUCK is this?!?

Chess_Player 9 years ago

HECK YEAH IM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

W1llster 9 years ago

What"s the downside?

That-Norwegian-weirdo 9 years ago

What if the drunk side is the smart side??

DragonEXE 10 years ago

All rain is wine, rivers, lakes, and oceans are wodka piss is beer it"s happy hour all year round!

DragonEXE 10 years ago

I AM GOD! OF GETTING PISS DRUNK!!!!!!

Demetrius Rodriguez 13 years ago

And then accidentally destroy all the stars and make your son make new ones.

BLUEDRAGON1 9 years ago

Do you know Star-Lord

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jouichi_chama 11 years ago

Great! Then the world will get a better god!

thezombieguy2 12 years ago

im gona make all guys have five penises. o wait thats praboly shoudnt appan

Sierra Buckley 13 years ago

So basically I would have been Castiel?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

are you drunk? yes.i found a liquor store and i drank it.

Viki Barillova 13 years ago

Dionysus?

Saquib007 10 years ago

47 yeras ago, omg!!!

William Bishop 13 years ago

INFINITE TOLERANCE!!!!!!

Kitsunuki Inari 13 years ago

I don't have a problem with this.

TimeHuntress 12 years ago

God tier Roxy anyone?

SigurdCi 7 years ago

Win win

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

I dont know how I handle my bear yet,I think I would take it well XD

Nabalo 9 years ago

Sheogorath?

aidan142001 11 years ago

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Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon 8 years ago

What"s the downside?

RnGeSuS 11 years ago

I see no downsides

vivajohn1968 11 years ago

Who is that one Greek god of wine?

TheSolamnic 10 years ago

The answer was going to be no, but then I read the second box and realised that this would be the best thing ever...

Rachel Charland 13 years ago

I'll be the god of tits and wine. (Game of Thrones reference)

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I"d probably be BETTER as a god if I were constantly drunk.

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago

Hvvey FUNubfal UNvierese

SiamesePhoenix 10 months ago

Dionysus!

warmitrax 11 years ago

Win/Win

Kris Walker 13 years ago

Pretty much my life now + God powers? Done.

StarComet04 9 years ago

What"s the downside?

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago

doesn't say how drunk. . .

Lancelot25 5 years ago

God is the only god

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