Will You Press The Button?

MeAndStupidStuff4 years ago

I'm Asexual

ThatObjectArtist_11093 months ago

mee !! i care !!!

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NOODLE_CHICKEN3 years ago

This is an asexual’s nightmare

Captain Homicide9 years ago

what about eating booty?

Nobody cares9 years ago

lol thats what i thought

BlackRose2789 years ago

So I can stay with my significant other and not have to eat? awesome XD

redstonelogic8 years ago

you dont need to eat. just blend it and drink SHLURRRP

BrandiArcand7 years ago

Forget the sex, I'm clicking for never having to eat food again.

Coolannachow7 years ago

Scuse me, im a 10 yr old kid

TheBottOfFurtune7 years ago

(Replying to first comment) Lemme just get you two +4 cards.

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coute9 years ago

When you can have unlimited sex why would you want to waste any time eating anyway?

Curt Snow12 years ago

Unless I feel hunger I do not see the downside in this...

WolficOverlord7 years ago

i know

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

No. Burgers over dick

Mimi_Madison8 years ago

but food is my friend...

kindParodox8 years ago

Or I could just get married to a very sexual person... My partner... And continue having foodgasms

Kalina Spassov12 years ago

I'd just get the power so that I wouldn't need to eat. ^^

kal-both-ways4 years ago

hey we have the same name

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Andrew Logan12 years ago

But I like eating...

Obi-Wan4 years ago

i agree

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Carter Sullivan12 years ago

I fail to see any problem with this

Jacob Northhunger12 years ago

If you can't feel hunger, then there's no downside. Plus, it will save you lots of money.

Jim52128 years ago

Doug you get hungry?

Ron weasly9 years ago

No downside whatsoever

--raindrops4 years ago

I love bubble tea too much to press the button

Napoleon Complex9 years ago

Well that'd be two birds killed with one stone for me then.

lovethateffinpie9 years ago

DUHHHHH

katelindt8 years ago

Not giving up food. Nope. Food is better than sex.

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

You are mom gay plus retarted

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NovaJ7219 years ago

I can drink juices anyway, it is OK then

DrInconsiderate7 years ago

Clicked for the downside

Kerrbal10 years ago

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DrawingOfJohnnySins10 months ago

What's with all these people wanting to live in a world with p0m logic

Huhuhu8 years ago

As an asexual there is no upside

Coolguy24611 years ago

Uhh I would be fine.

Random winged cat9 years ago

I won't give up food just for that...

TeenyBrofist9 years ago

Well first of all STD, and second of all if you won't live because you can't live that means a week to month time span life I think i mean have fun until then but STD's guys STD's.

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penismaster4 years ago

i love food and drinks soooo much but come on dude you already know

Dragonslayer379 years ago

Have the nutrients injected into me

lizabean8 years ago

Fuck this I'm eating pasta

Mahziel Light12 years ago

Luckily I have a magic bullet. This is one of those wonderful diet buttons lol. sexercise ftw

I-am-me7 years ago

Y’all I’m 11

FeliciaMonger167 years ago

im 10 lol

ShiningComet2229 years ago

No downside

QMech9 years ago

just put it in a mixer and drick it?

Lostsoul13139 years ago

Also doesn't say you are good at sex or not

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

It doesn’t matter because you will get laid whenever you want

Jojo5728372 years ago

does not say that I can drink liquid food

rodjuan9 years ago

But I can drink green smoothies ðŸ‘²

MonkeyboyMikeyman7 years ago

Does this include having no recharge time between each ejaculation?

PJ_GrillZ7 years ago

Duh

Step_Down10 years ago

I'd rather have my soup thank you very much.

kal-both-ways4 years ago

smh y"all weak you can live without unlimited sex

tehhypergamer9 years ago

Do animals count as "anyone" if so, I wanna have oral sex with a male bear. ♥ fyi I am pansexual male but lean towards males. Also bears love oral sex! I don't need food! All I need is a bear sucking my cock and vice versa!

Wavedasher8 years ago

the funny thing is "hungry for sex"

Arvy7 years ago

TRUE

Crimson King12 years ago

I hate pooping soooo.

Voidfighter 9 years ago

I will not give up food

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago

I rather eat

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