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You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts

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You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd

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spiral9 years ago

In cm and kg thanks?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Just do a conversion, it"s not exactly hard.

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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago

I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost8 years ago

I win either way

Rythimal2 years ago

i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae7 years ago

Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby9 years ago

These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj9 years ago

My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.

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NiftyChibi7 years ago

I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf08057 years ago

im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi7 years ago

same

GGamer1357 years ago

im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar8 years ago

Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

BartekTomasik7 years ago

Gain 12 centimeters and 40 kilos? HELL NO Lose 18 centimeters and 7 kilos? ALSO HELL NO

Uncookedham879 years ago

FLAWLESS UPPERCUTS ALL DAY, EVERY FUCKIN DAY

consideratedone3 years ago

I"d be down to be a 4"11", 90-lb nerd

lh00009 years ago

if i can throw perfect uppercuts that means my uppercuts are near instantaneous because of perfection

CainM5 years ago

I'm already 5"11" and I'm 13

Peti8 years ago

how is being a manlet an upside?

Magical-Trashbag8 years ago

4"5" anyway :T

NiftyChibi7 years ago

4"5"?!?! What are you, or have you not reached your growth spurt yet?

JORDANISAHUGECUNT8 years ago

Hell yeah and when i get old ill stop doing uppercuts and wont be fat

21611 months ago

banoon ragoon

schijt7 years ago

i dont know what da wea (what it means)

MeruemRequiem4 years ago

All might

117__7 years ago

Why would I want to get shorter?

/d/awnChan9 years ago

Then I wouldn't do the punches and take hormones and transition into a petite girl. Fucking down.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

I press button, I don't workout, I become smart.

DarknessIsHere9 years ago

I'm ok with either. :)

ThePaulDude7 years ago

5"11? Fuck no I'm already 6"3 I can't afford to lose my height.

BoingyBoingerton3 days ago

Haha, sure, sounds fun. I always wanted to be one of two extremes, a tall beefy chad, or someone short and ready to crossdress.

Bo Wilson12 years ago

That's smaller than I currently am...

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

1000 uppercuts a day that"s insane!

Terraturtle8 years ago

Well I'm a 4"10 and 80 pounds so why not

tallom7 years ago

so I becomr thiner? I mean I'm 1.50 meters I don't have much to lose in the losing side dielema here

lolnothanks9 years ago

sorry nope I can deal with being taller than 4"11" and non muscular

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

Second option is perfect for a trans in denial like me

SuprNatrlgamr9 years ago

So it either super nerd or batman

Kaktus5 years ago

5"11" is not worth it women need 6

RNJR8 years ago

Welp no one"s going to be bullying me anymore

itspaige7 years ago

Im a 5"1 womannnn lol

ColinBokiki8 years ago

didnt say that uppercuts had to be quality

SauceQuest313 months ago

You might think it'd take a while, but just uppercut with BOTH your arms! It'll take less time!

planetlucas3 years ago

I want to do it just so I can be 4"11

shipqueen287 years ago

what"s an uppercut

CombativeGoal483397 years ago

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN UPPERCUT IS!?I!S!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

SpeedFetus9 years ago

I'll just throw imperfect uppercuts

Davvedido8 years ago

I didnt understand anything...

oldnotweak9 years ago

im 200 pounds 6 foot tall so this would be a bad thing for me

PokéFan170006 years ago

Wait, that"s impossible.

Zac Loeffelbein12 years ago

5'11" and 210 lbs? you'd better be like a young arnold schwarzeneggar

Seapixel8 years ago

This would be a downgrade for me! Aside from the muscles... I'm fat. I'm six feet tall so... Upside?

itsemilycam7 years ago

im rlly starting to think this web site is only for boys

Skridgie9 years ago

Feel like this was maybe meant for not me?

Smartest-Man3 years ago

Easy, if I decide to stop punching I return to my original form.

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