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You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts

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You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd

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spiral 10 years ago

In cm and kg thanks?

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago

is it hard for you commies to speak freedom?

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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago

I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost 10 years ago

I win either way

Rythimal 3 years ago

i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae 8 years ago

Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby 10 years ago

These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj 10 years ago

My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.

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NiftyChibi 8 years ago

I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf0805 9 years ago

im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

same

GGamer135 8 years ago

im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar 9 years ago

Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

Magical-Trashbag 9 years ago

4"5" anyway :T

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

4"5"?!?! What are you, or have you not reached your growth spurt yet?

JORDANISAHUGECUNT 10 years ago

Hell yeah and when i get old ill stop doing uppercuts and wont be fat

216 2 years ago

banoon ragoon

schijt 9 years ago

i dont know what da wea (what it means)

MeruemRequiem 5 years ago

All might

117__ 9 years ago

Why would I want to get shorter?

/d/awnChan 10 years ago

Then I wouldn't do the punches and take hormones and transition into a petite girl. Fucking down.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

I press button, I don't workout, I become smart.

DarknessIsHere 10 years ago

I'm ok with either. :)

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

5"11? Fuck no I'm already 6"3 I can't afford to lose my height.

BoingyBoingerton last year

Haha, sure, sounds fun. I always wanted to be one of two extremes, a tall beefy chad, or someone short and ready to crossdress.

Bo Wilson 13 years ago

That's smaller than I currently am...

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

1000 uppercuts a day that"s insane!

Terraturtle 9 years ago

Well I'm a 4"10 and 80 pounds so why not

tallom 9 years ago

so I becomr thiner? I mean I'm 1.50 meters I don't have much to lose in the losing side dielema here

lolnothanks 10 years ago

sorry nope I can deal with being taller than 4"11" and non muscular

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

Second option is perfect for a trans in denial like me

SuprNatrlgamr 10 years ago

So it either super nerd or batman

Kaktus 6 years ago

5"11" is not worth it women need 6

RNJR 9 years ago

Welp no one"s going to be bullying me anymore

itspaige 8 years ago

Im a 5"1 womannnn lol

ColinBokiki 10 years ago

didnt say that uppercuts had to be quality

SauceQuest31 2 years ago

You might think it'd take a while, but just uppercut with BOTH your arms! It'll take less time!

planetlucas 5 years ago

I want to do it just so I can be 4"11

shipqueen28 9 years ago

what"s an uppercut

CombativeGoal48339 9 years ago

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN UPPERCUT IS!?I!S!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

SpeedFetus 10 years ago

I'll just throw imperfect uppercuts

Davvedido 9 years ago

I didnt understand anything...

oldnotweak 10 years ago

im 200 pounds 6 foot tall so this would be a bad thing for me

PokéFan17000 7 years ago

Wait, that"s impossible.

Seapixel 9 years ago

This would be a downgrade for me! Aside from the muscles... I'm fat. I'm six feet tall so... Upside?

cockers last year

suck my ass

Zac Loeffelbein 13 years ago

5'11" and 210 lbs? you'd better be like a young arnold schwarzeneggar

Smartest-Man 4 years ago

Easy, if I decide to stop punching I return to my original form.

itsemilycam 9 years ago

im rlly starting to think this web site is only for boys

Skridgie 10 years ago

Feel like this was maybe meant for not me?

FandomTrash4Life 9 years ago

The consequences of not doing 1,000 uppercuts per day are basically being the way I actually am.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

I just pressed a button that made me excellent in bed. Anyone want to try out what the button did? :)

UwUegirl 6 years ago

omg yes i can become small and slim and a cute nerd thank you button

R5Obiwan 10 years ago

already 5'11" but weigh 122lbs

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Is that nerd anyway.

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