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You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts
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You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd
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spiral9 years ago
In cm and kg thanks?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Just do a conversion, it"s not exactly hard.
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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago
I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost8 years ago
I win either way

Rythimal2 years ago
i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae7 years ago
Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby9 years ago
These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj9 years ago
My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.
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NiftyChibi7 years ago
I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf08057 years ago
im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi7 years ago
same

GGamer1357 years ago
im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser256787 years ago
I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar8 years ago
Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

Kaity Avedovech12 years ago
I cold be skinny if I don't fill the requirements, and I'm already a nerd!

BookNerdArtist9 years ago
I would love to be'skinny' tbh and I too am a nerd

Psycho_massacre7 years ago
I'm not muscular but other than that I already got all that.

assassin8 years ago
im semi the good side already

CombativeGoal483397 years ago
Can the muscles be invisible

SugarSkull8 years ago
Too lazy...

Maharid10 months ago
I dislike muscles.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Why would I want to shrink? The upside is a downside tome.

Asfolto124 years ago
Time to punch nerds

Songbird1097 years ago
I'm shorter than 4"11" anyway and I don't want to be taller and I'm a nerd and I want to be a nerd so

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Also... why would you not want to be a nerd? Idk what society teaches you, but a nerd is only a label that is used on someone who"s smart. It could be cool being smart, I mean, you could invent personal machine guns to those who call you a nerd, find the cure to cancer, etc.
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Pandaman_57 years ago
Whats wrong with being a nerd :(

Spammy8 years ago
Air punch

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
90 pounds = death

Nosaj9 years ago
Not at 4'11".

DarkEevee28 years ago
šŸ˜‘

Pharaoh_Joe22 days ago
Already my life as the Pharaoh of Ra

isaacdelyon7 years ago
5 foot 11 is quite short to be 210 pounds

SomeDude393 years ago
So either I become what I"d rather be, or I basically become my best friend.

AutumnIsComing7 years ago
I will stay a nerd thanks

epicness28 years ago
pressed coz im weird

Swshine3217 years ago
I'm.super light and IDC about my height and im pretty strong for a girl

Frostyemeraldgirl9 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAN STYLE

Rakeem1235 years ago
I'm already the upside so I'm good

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Jkamari078 years ago
That"s already me and I'm used to it so

Sizzle8 years ago
Seriously?

Greencheese_dude9 months ago
Downside?

nogaka9 years ago
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EthanForNintendo3DS4 years ago
nice

Kefke7 years ago
Little do you know being shorter and thinner is my secret goal! MWAHAHAHA!

MattD-3447 years ago
Already nerdy and just under 90lbs, and I’m PROUD OF IT although I’m 5’ 4ā€

xxToxicCandyxx8 years ago
Well I'm a girl... so I don't want to be 5"11, 210 and super muscular

Icedragonsoul9 years ago
I see no downsides

DieDonaldTrump8 years ago
What"s the downside

Jack Mullaney12 years ago
Why 5'11" specifically? Why not round it up to 6" or more? Is OP trying to project his uppercutting dreams onto us?

ABTypo7 years ago
I don't wanna. I'm happy being 193lbs at 6"3"

Uncookedham878 years ago
FLAWLESS UPPERCUTS ALL DAY, EVERY FUCKIN DAY

consideratedone3 years ago
I"d be down to be a 4"11", 90-lb nerd

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Gain 12 centimeters and 40 kilos? HELL NO Lose 18 centimeters and 7 kilos? ALSO HELL NO

CainM5 years ago
I'm already 5"11" and I'm 13

Peti7 years ago
how is being a manlet an upside?

lh00009 years ago
if i can throw perfect uppercuts that means my uppercuts are near instantaneous because of perfection
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