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You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts
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You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd
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spiral9 years ago
In cm and kg thanks?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Just do a conversion, it"s not exactly hard.
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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo7 years ago
I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost8 years ago
I win either way

Rythimal2 years ago
i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae7 years ago
Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby9 years ago
These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj9 years ago
My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.
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NiftyChibi7 years ago
I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf08057 years ago
im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi7 years ago
same

GGamer1357 years ago
im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser256787 years ago
I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar8 years ago
Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

isaacdelyon7 years ago
5 foot 11 is quite short to be 210 pounds

DarkEevee28 years ago
šŸ˜‘

Pharaoh_Joe2 months ago
Already my life as the Pharaoh of Ra

AutumnIsComing7 years ago
I will stay a nerd thanks

epicness29 years ago
pressed coz im weird

SomeDude393 years ago
So either I become what I"d rather be, or I basically become my best friend.

Frostyemeraldgirl9 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAN STYLE

Rakeem1235 years ago
I'm already the upside so I'm good

Swshine3218 years ago
I'm.super light and IDC about my height and im pretty strong for a girl

Jkamari078 years ago
That"s already me and I'm used to it so

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Sizzle8 years ago
Seriously?

Greencheese_dude11 months ago
Downside?

EthanForNintendo3DS4 years ago
nice

Kefke7 years ago
Little do you know being shorter and thinner is my secret goal! MWAHAHAHA!

nogaka9 years ago
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xxToxicCandyxx8 years ago
Well I'm a girl... so I don't want to be 5"11, 210 and super muscular

Icedragonsoul9 years ago
I see no downsides

MattD-3447 years ago
Already nerdy and just under 90lbs, and I’m PROUD OF IT although I’m 5’ 4ā€

Cosmalisk23 days ago
Femboy nerds to the power!

Jack Mullaney12 years ago
Why 5'11" specifically? Why not round it up to 6" or more? Is OP trying to project his uppercutting dreams onto us?

ABTypo7 years ago
I don't wanna. I'm happy being 193lbs at 6"3"

DieDonaldTrump8 years ago
What"s the downside

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Gain 12 centimeters and 40 kilos? HELL NO Lose 18 centimeters and 7 kilos? ALSO HELL NO

Uncookedham879 years ago
FLAWLESS UPPERCUTS ALL DAY, EVERY FUCKIN DAY

consideratedone3 years ago
I"d be down to be a 4"11", 90-lb nerd

lh00009 years ago
if i can throw perfect uppercuts that means my uppercuts are near instantaneous because of perfection

CainM5 years ago
I'm already 5"11" and I'm 13

Peti8 years ago
how is being a manlet an upside?

Magical-Trashbag8 years ago
4"5" anyway :T

NiftyChibi7 years ago
4"5"?!?! What are you, or have you not reached your growth spurt yet?

JORDANISAHUGECUNT8 years ago
Hell yeah and when i get old ill stop doing uppercuts and wont be fat

21610 months ago
banoon ragoon

schijt7 years ago
i dont know what da wea (what it means)

MeruemRequiem4 years ago
All might

117__7 years ago
Why would I want to get shorter?

/d/awnChan9 years ago
Then I wouldn't do the punches and take hormones and transition into a petite girl. Fucking down.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
I press button, I don't workout, I become smart.

DarknessIsHere9 years ago
I'm ok with either. :)

ThePaulDude7 years ago
5"11? Fuck no I'm already 6"3 I can't afford to lose my height.

Bo Wilson12 years ago
That's smaller than I currently am...
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