31972 (35%) 59192 (65%)
31972 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 59192 (65%) did not.
You get to have whatever sexual partner you want, whenever you want.
but
Your orgasms are less intense by a factor of 300%, resulting in very little sexual satisfaction.
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the e-LEMON-ator 11 years ago
Stop with the you will be kissed shit. GO OUT AND ASK YOUR CRUSH INSTEAD OF RELYING OF SOME STUPID CHAIN MESSAGE YOU IDIOTS-!!!

Tammy_Allee 3 years ago
Jesus Christ who hurt you?
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TwilightSasukeSparkle 2 years ago
Wutt if the Sexual Partner I want is'nt real... yet? #WaterVegita

scenemoPianist 2 years ago
Forgot to change profiles?
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ButterFlamingo 11 years ago
*asexual laughter in the distance*

fpkfepkf 6 years ago
Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg Are you like.. seriously okay? In the head? I'm actually concerned..
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Flowers. 9 months ago
Real

LoveBitesAndRoses 11 years ago
To VVsilverVV... FUCK YOU. Don't use gay as an insult, and what sean said is perfectly fine,least he's got more class than you, you uncultured peasant

Thecoolkid 4 years ago
Ur gay as hell
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roselyn123 11 years ago
you perv

WillYouPressMe? 11 years ago
yuck NONONO

987654321 10 years ago
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the117doctor 10 years ago
As long as she's loving it, we're good.

Chara_Dremmur 11 years ago
Sexual + Little Satisfaction = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

SuperKael 11 years ago
to be, sex is not about pleasure, it's about satisfying an addiction. with less pleasure, the addiction must still be satisfied, so yes, the I may aswell.

mikez 11 years ago
Naw man its about pleasure

Sean Ford 13 years ago
There's a lot more to love than just sexual intercourse. If I could have any sexual partner I wanted, I would do that simply to get closer them, and foster the love between us if it could not happen on its own to begin with.

Davidtheking45 8 months ago
gay is wild

NoHeadBonus 6 years ago
So this mean more s*x

Micheal Pe 13 years ago
i cant orgasm as it is and i still have fun atleast

15616515 last year
你觉得我为什么想要性伴侣

Swean-ayyy 10 years ago
What"s the point?

parun 5 years ago
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX! I JUST HAD SEEEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD!

VVsilverVV 12 years ago
to sean ford... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

mikez 11 years ago
Ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Penis123 9 years ago
I can press the button to choose a will then I choose my órganos are 300% more intense. So it"s a win-win

BbsIsLove 2 years ago
Just teleport to the planet where time takes to long to past

Dovahkrud 10 years ago
It's funny because the last button I pressed said that I will get extreme pleasure from the next button I press, but I will never feel that feeling again.

LemonLime_ 6 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

Flowers. 9 months ago
Why would i want to orgasm during sex? Im a man

Flameice2 9 years ago
...

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
One night stands in a nutshell.

Caticorn 9 years ago
I think find you mate on your own time

NIOIN 9 years ago
The best thing about this is that your partner doesn't even have to be a human or any creature that exists at all.

I_Only_Love_Kokomi 2 years ago
"WTF?'who fucking 'wrote this fucking question???

Helpless 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Tristan108 8 years ago
my wish is for you to not die at the same day and i wont paste it, so you will die. lol
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Lzke 9 years ago
Bruh. You"d literally expirience -200% of pleasure. It"s definitely not worth it, bc someone doesn't know how percentage works...

Julianne Stave 13 years ago
michael pitt is worth it.

Loopholesbeginhere 9 years ago
What are orgsms

FireQueen173 5 years ago
*asexual head shaking*

abcx 10 years ago
That is negative satisfaction... :O I don't care. Sex for the rest of my life. :3

Professor_Potato 11 years ago
No thanks 0\\\\\\\\\\\\0 sorry senpai ^

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
Whats so great about sex anyway? Thats what the school sluts do...

Marvelfan 8 years ago
Satisfaction is not in my nature

aquiadude6789 11 years ago
So I can have an anime character come to life and wuv me, but their orgasms are less loud? 1 Obviously I would do that and 2 why? Well why not?

fpkfepkf 6 years ago
ASEXUAL

Ryanwags09 12 years ago
Less satisfaction, but I get more then

Sb737 9 years ago
still having sex

robtboy 11 years ago
ouais mais ta qu'a prendre des médocs ou du doping et voila

Caribou 5 years ago
So I just have to screw three times as many women to get the same amount of satisfaction? Decisions, decisions.

sadicalen 8 years ago
Hey aleast i get to have sex with ******

Zoe Eve Dorand 13 years ago
aint riskin' it

meatloave 2 years ago
A hott chick who gives me a wish ring

CaffeineCream 6 years ago
*Laughs in ace*

SomeGuyOverThere 12 years ago
A 300% reduction gives you a factor of -2. That means your orgasms hurt, and are twice as painful as they used to be pleasant. Maybe you meant 75% reduction (the inverse of a 300% increase, or a factor of 1/4).

insect0114 9 years ago
Have sex 3 times a day with 100% satisfaction boom.

Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago
Mine are, but hers aren't.
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