Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 years ago

I don't want to marry.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I would say divorce, but it"d be far easier and faster to kill him.

GodsMoralelast year

You right

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K-Dawn9 years ago

Did you know that being legally married to someone does not mean you have to ever be anywhere near them?

Mady09 years ago

Yes

Miatrase4 years ago

Enemies to lovers 😏

Nikita Palisoc12 years ago

B-baka! I hate you. I-It's not that Iike you or anything...

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago

Shit was not funny. Fucking weeb

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Z0m41e7 years ago

If she "accidentaly" drops from roof?

Sir Fartsalot9 years ago

But you said I could get anything... does that include a new spouse?

wiserzero10 years ago

unlimited wives please!!

CoasterBot7 years ago

What kind of medieval person has multiple wives?

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Can always divorce them.

easportsfor5-994 years ago

correct

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MJ7777 years ago

Finally time to murder Justin Bieber

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

Divorce is a thing.

AnyBG1237 years ago

Lol

LaneHunter7 years ago

HONEY! I WANT A DIVORCE!

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago

Your profile pic makes this 10x better

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

sambo???

JC8 years ago

I DO NOT HATE ANYONE!

hyperboid10 months ago

Same... ...unless you count orange president and space sex guy.

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kingkitty8 years ago

Just divorce them right after.

Tokiahasoka9 years ago

I can still kill them once we get married tho

TrisKat9 years ago

Murder. Done.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Exactly!

HunterNiemeier9 years ago

You could have unlimited space between you and that person. BOOSH loop-hole!

halfyou9 years ago

Divorce

Monika Arasim12 years ago

perhaps marrying a kismesis and killing it wouldnt be a bad idea

SBURBIAN9 years ago

perhaps marrying vriska is fine because we are in a matesprit-kismesis relationship right now.

Sean Gaylets12 years ago

How good looking was this person?

TehamiHussain8 years ago

I could hate someone I like and then marry them

mike43910 years ago

Marry

I_am_bored5 years ago

Tom hiddleston I hate ur guts❤️

SomeRandomInternetGeek9 years ago

What If the person I hate is who I secretly like?

Mady09 years ago

um...

smsff710 years ago

get a divorce or just not live together and both agree to sleep around when we want.

Gab_Gob7 years ago

Ill get a tank and run him over :P

Dilan9 years ago

Marry > Divorce > Marry again

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

breaking up after marrying?

ignitedrik7 years ago

Just divorce or kill them.

CrusaderXen9 years ago

Well there is this cute girl I know but also she's kinda a feminist and I hate her really badly sooooo...

Victoria-66611 years ago

Then I first would get a divorce.

DeepaRaee8 years ago

I hate like a CENTILLION people

Bunger538last year

I WILL NOT MARRY SPIDERSS

BoazvanCaem8 years ago

Cliché.

Falx10110 years ago

Theres no rule about killing her... right?

SambeSiili8 years ago

I have to marry my sister? Oh what the hell, it"s still pussy

megamanrules1239 years ago

I summon a death note and kill them.

Iregisteredtosaythis3 years ago

I don’t hate anyone

Watermelonman8 years ago

I lose at some video game, rage quit and hate myself for it. I gotta marry myself. Then, i get into a fight and divorce. (Seriously, imagine fighting yourself)

MinecraftMooAnn10 years ago

Unlimited everything includes unlimited marriages... multiple people who love you dearly, only one who hates you!!

billybobrock12345689107 years ago

2 min after divorce

End3rp9 years ago

Marrying Hillary Clinton? No.

Mady09 years ago

Come on she is going to prison anyways, just divorce her and say it was because prison.

Alex Rice12 years ago

It never said you couldn't kill them after you married them...

GreenConsole10 years ago

Divorce lol

Panifex7 years ago

Since I don't really hate anyone (one of the requirements for hating someone in my opinion is knowing them fairly well, and I don't know Trump, Hillary, or the Kardashians) I get to marry someone I mildly dislike, which is fine because we'll learn to like each other better as the years pass

ckbs9 years ago

Just get a divorce immediatly, by the way does this include unlimited death?

Mady09 years ago

It says unlimited, so yes.

Malori Deichman12 years ago

I can always divorce and marry someone else cx

botlecap8 years ago

Murder them...

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