All movies made from here on out are masterpieces; they have the perfect cast, special effects, storyline and mood. All remakes are much better than the originals, and not all sequels suck.
but
You can't watch any of them without first having the plot described to you by ten different annoying drunks.
I will not


Atlasjoneslast year
no guys how would they make another fast and furious movie good

Andrew Brown12 years ago
With any luck, the drunks will say different things, so I'll still have no clue what happened

YellowCandy84322 years ago
Mr. Stark, It"s just a bug that causes some comments to say they were created exactly when the internet was (called the epoch).
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fuyufrost8 years ago
that is hilarious

ChanningFarrarsminivlogs7 years ago
POOPBUTT

PiotrGierowski7 years ago
Whats th thing with 46 years ago, goddamnit ?!

ConradAult8 years ago
earplugs.

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
I don't care who spoils what for me, I want The Selection movie to be good

Greenguy1008 years ago
Don't listen to them

devi9418 years ago
Like your exotic profile pic ;)

plskillmelynzway9 years ago
drunk people are fucking hilarious wheres the downside

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
*Presses this button Ok, lets get started on new Percy Jackson movies and they wont suck this time! PJO for the win!

Yukiyasama4209 years ago
No... The producers for the percy jackson movies are cancer... THEY MADE GROVER BLACK!!!
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Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein12 years ago
they are all drunk so they probably have no idea what they're talking about no downside

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
omg hax there's a bunch of clouds of text below.

AJ Racewood12 years ago
The problem of course being that masterpiece and perfect cast and all of that is pretty much an opinion, even if most people agree there will still people who thinks that it's terrible so that's kind of impossible.

AgentXC8 years ago
its MAGIC the characters change for everyone XD
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Jackson Gunelson12 years ago
If every movie is a masterpiece, no movie is a masterpiece

Nosaj9 years ago
Yay for The Incredibles logic!

Zavier Winegar12 years ago
cool, some entertainment before the movie

-blank-8 years ago
why does it say you posted this 47 years ago?

Kert Suuroja12 years ago
Get drunk aswell, easy.

Neko Nya12 years ago
If they're drunks they can't really describe a plot~

scythe watch8 years ago
step one: get girl to go out with you step two: pick movie you both like step tree: get laid

ThatOneButtonPusher3 months ago
But I want bad movies to laugh at

Manza1239 years ago
I can tell them to describe it in one word,,, or I could just get drunk and look in a mirror

SkyKnight7 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago
Where's the upside?

OPOSSUM_4 years ago
Lmao this site is so dead

Liffi9 years ago
T̶͖̱̾ͦ̍̈̓̒o̶̴͉̣͍̹͙͒ͫ̈̄ͩ͛͋̚͠ ̥̻̫̬̒̆ͪ̀i͙̻͎ͦ͛̉̅͛͑ͅņ̶̙̟̬̥̮̠̝̗̽̄̍̈͑v̴͍̻̰̱̝̯ͦͅo̡̰̜̺̍̒ͩ̈́͆͝͠k̲̤̯̠͓̠ͮ̽̔͐ͅe̗̝̺͚͖̐̍ͤ̋ͅ ̻̪͖͙̳͉ͣ͂ͨͣ̓̊ͦt͗͒̓̊̐ͭ͂͛̚͞Ì...[Show full comment]

dankmemes1018 years ago
Drunks probably won't explain it correctly.

RoseHaw5 years ago
Well haveing a movie spoiled will make you appreciate the plot more.

ziggygunner9 years ago
Totally would do it because of their drunk stupidity would make the movie seem way better than they would normally.

JediKnight8 years ago
XD I'm dying!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
10 drunks will never come to the same thing. and i wouldnt believe any drunks.

GPH8 years ago
Drunks would make it sound better 4/5 times

darkthederp9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Captain-marvel7 years ago
Who said I’m not drunk as well

Sandana10 years ago
Just zone out on them!

mntp1907Premiumlast year
I don't mind spoilers, I'll forget it in a month or two.

Tlemon127 years ago
I don't want to be told something by any drunks

Starco Forever9 years ago
Dammit...

Majin_Snake9 years ago
My time is to expensive to listen to 10 drunks before.

Jackjack42694 years ago
1. they"re drunk 2. I can say I'll watch a movie, get it explained, and then I'll say I'll watch a different movie instead. Continuously repeat until I have like 94 movie synopses in my head and I no remember which summary goes with which movie.

La Volpe 9 years ago
T̶͖̱̾ͦ̍̈̓̒o̶̴͉̣͍̹͙͒ͫ̈̄ͩ͛͋̚͠ ̥̻̫̬̒̆ͪ̀i͙̻͎ͦ͛̉̅͛͑ͅņ̶̙̟̬̥̮̠̝̗̽̄̍̈͑v̴͍̻̰̱̝̯ͦͅo̡̰̜̺̍̒ͩ̈́͆͝͠k̲̤̯̠͓̠ͮ̽̔͐ͅe̗̝̺͚͖̐̍ͤ̋ͅ ̻̪͖͙̳͉ͣ͂ͨͣ̓̊ͦt͗͒̓̊̐ͭ͂͛̚͞Ì...[Show full comment]

Iceorama9 years ago
Sure, rest of the world can enjoy them. I don't watch many movies anyways.

zorro900937 years ago
Heyyy, can I pretend that im listening?? :^>

Thoro9 years ago
They'll be so incoherent that I wouldn't get what they'd tell me anyways.

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
10 drunks couldn't possibly all be coherent and right..........

SkyKnight7 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Krusek8 years ago
They will pass out before they are done, and you don't have to listen to them.

KawaiiPikachu9 years ago
I think drunks are entertaining xDDDD

gdawg9 years ago
the cops will be there where ever u are in a flash any way drunks arnt allowd thats why they dont sell aalcohal in movie theaters

endertux4 years ago
If every movie is a masterpiece, then the value of a good movie experience won't be as good. that being said, do I really care?

Liffi9 years ago
T̶͖̱̾ͦ̍̈̓̒o̶̴͉̣͍̹͙͒ͫ̈̄ͩ͛͋̚͠ ̥̻̫̬̒̆ͪ̀i͙̻͎ͦ͛̉̅͛͑ͅņ̶̙̟̬̥̮̠̝̗̽̄̍̈͑v̴͍̻̰̱̝̯ͦͅo̡̰̜̺̍̒ͩ̈́͆͝͠k̲̤̯̠͓̠ͮ̽̔͐ͅe̗̝̺͚͖̐̍ͤ̋ͅ ̻̪͖͙̳͉ͣ͂ͨͣ̓̊ͦt͗͒̓̊̐ͭ͂͛̚͞Ì...[Show full comment]

Aguydude8 years ago
They"re drunks, so their probably gonna get the whole damn thing wrong.
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