All movies made from here on out are masterpieces; they have the perfect cast, special effects, storyline and mood. All remakes are much better than the originals, and not all sequels suck.
but
You can't watch any of them without first having the plot described to you by ten different annoying drunks.
I will not

Atlasjones 3 years ago
no guys how would they make another fast and furious movie good

Andrew Brown 13 years ago
With any luck, the drunks will say different things, so I'll still have no clue what happened

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
Mr. Stark, It"s just a bug that causes some comments to say they were created exactly when the internet was (called the epoch).
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fuyufrost 10 years ago
that is hilarious

ChanningFarrarsminivlogs 8 years ago
POOPBUTT

PiotrGierowski 8 years ago
Whats th thing with 46 years ago, goddamnit ?!

ConradAult 9 years ago
earplugs.

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein 13 years ago
they are all drunk so they probably have no idea what they're talking about no downside

EmilySpezialetti 10 years ago
I don't care who spoils what for me, I want The Selection movie to be good

Greenguy100 10 years ago
Don't listen to them

devi941 10 years ago
Like your exotic profile pic ;)

plskillmelynzway 10 years ago
drunk people are fucking hilarious wheres the downside

BlazingBlaziken 11 years ago
*Presses this button Ok, lets get started on new Percy Jackson movies and they wont suck this time! PJO for the win!

Yukiyasama420 10 years ago
No... The producers for the percy jackson movies are cancer... THEY MADE GROVER BLACK!!!
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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
omg hax there's a bunch of clouds of text below.

AJ Racewood 13 years ago
The problem of course being that masterpiece and perfect cast and all of that is pretty much an opinion, even if most people agree there will still people who thinks that it's terrible so that's kind of impossible.

AgentXC 9 years ago
its MAGIC the characters change for everyone XD
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Jackson Gunelson 13 years ago
If every movie is a masterpiece, no movie is a masterpiece

Nosaj 10 years ago
Yay for The Incredibles logic!

Zavier Winegar 13 years ago
cool, some entertainment before the movie

-blank- 9 years ago
why does it say you posted this 47 years ago?

Kert Suuroja 13 years ago
Get drunk aswell, easy.

WildKatGirl 9 years ago
I always look up what happens beforehand anyway.

jaxxr_ 10 years ago
What's the downside?

Ironthumbs 6 years ago
If it"s such a good movie who cares if you know how it goes before hand. I watch all my favorite movies many times.

La Volpe 11 years ago
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andrewplays4 11 years ago
worth to the it

Madi_Stark 8 years ago
What if they"re so drunk they say a word and pass out. Then, I'll be able to watch Avengers 4 happily.

Skylord_Xenysis 11 years ago
So basically, Tumblr

Sylica_Telca 10 years ago
I see no downside to this so ha

SkyKnight 9 years ago
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Neko Nya 13 years ago
If they're drunks they can't really describe a plot~

scythe watch 10 years ago
step one: get girl to go out with you step two: pick movie you both like step tree: get laid

ThatOneButtonPusher 2 years ago
But I want bad movies to laugh at

Manza123 11 years ago
I can tell them to describe it in one word,,, or I could just get drunk and look in a mirror

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
Where's the upside?

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
Lmao this site is so dead

Liffi 11 years ago
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
Drunks probably won't explain it correctly.

RoseHaw 6 years ago
Well haveing a movie spoiled will make you appreciate the plot more.

ziggygunner 11 years ago
Totally would do it because of their drunk stupidity would make the movie seem way better than they would normally.

JediKnight 9 years ago
XD I'm dying!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
10 drunks will never come to the same thing. and i wouldnt believe any drunks.

GPH 10 years ago
Drunks would make it sound better 4/5 times

darkthederp 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Captain-marvel 9 years ago
Who said I’m not drunk as well

Sandana 12 years ago
Just zone out on them!

mntp1907 Premium 3 years ago
I don't mind spoilers, I'll forget it in a month or two.

Tlemon12 9 years ago
I don't want to be told something by any drunks

Starco Forever 10 years ago
Dammit...

Majin_Snake 10 years ago
My time is to expensive to listen to 10 drunks before.

Jackjack4269 6 years ago
1. they"re drunk 2. I can say I'll watch a movie, get it explained, and then I'll say I'll watch a different movie instead. Continuously repeat until I have like 94 movie synopses in my head and I no remember which summary goes with which movie.

La Volpe 11 years ago
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Iceorama 11 years ago
Sure, rest of the world can enjoy them. I don't watch many movies anyways.

zorro90093 8 years ago
Heyyy, can I pretend that im listening?? :^>

Thoro 11 years ago
They'll be so incoherent that I wouldn't get what they'd tell me anyways.
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