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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD 4 years ago

MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!

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ilovebobo 2 years ago

Praise god and only God.

Ratboy 11 years ago

I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ 8 years ago

Wut?

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Steven Telencio 13 years ago

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus15 4 years ago

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

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mrcaleb21 10 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw 11 years ago

What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge 10 years ago

Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra 8 years ago

Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson 11 years ago

So my dad is God...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie. 11 years ago

Time for some serious reapertale shit.

Steven Telencio 13 years ago

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd 9 years ago

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

lavabob2000 9 years ago

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene 9 years ago

Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and... [Show full comment]

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Squad51.2 10 years ago

All Hail Lord Helix.

Tinyman479 11 years ago

He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs 11 years ago

GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man 11 years ago

what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra 8 years ago

That’s cool

Bagout 11 years ago

Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon 9 years ago

I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None 10 years ago

Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat 10 years ago

HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper 10 years ago

Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface 11 years ago

Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit 11 years ago

Anarchist skategod

birdlover143 11 years ago

Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago

What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r 11 years ago

praise the holy science

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Aaron Zwosta 13 years ago

What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic

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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago

just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago

just like most my friends!

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

OH WEN I PRESSED IT I THOUGHT IT SAID HE THINKS IM COOL

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Most people think that anyway, besides, as a Hammer of God, I am a tool, a tool of Justice here on Earth, and in this universe. Then even if I don't like their personality, it's doubtful I'd like the personality of any immortal being, besides, those usually lead to some of the best relationships.

7PageMuda 7 years ago

Basically me if I wanted God to be here. Although, i"m not sure about the "can't stand" part.

Error 11 years ago

God is dead to me fucker

ElevatorHobo69 9 years ago

wassup my main man RNGesus

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

I WANT SPAGHETTI IN MY LIFE SO BADLY,YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW...where's the downside????

Ltheawesome 9 years ago

I could be god and I could create a new planet move my friends and family (and some other people) there. The planet would also have more resources than Earth and so technology will be super advanced

Little Snowflake 11 years ago

I'm not into religions. I believe in logic and science.

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

BOW DOWN TO PANCAKE SATAN!!!! MICHAL AFTON HAS BECOME A FREAKING GOD!!!! For the idiots who don't know who Pancake Satan is; it"s Springtrap.

TheTidalWave 10 years ago

All hail The Force.

Ernesto Guerrero 13 years ago

im atheist i made a darkness death and glory but misericordy queen. of EVIL! and good... but most EVIL... whatever is my mind not yours...

Mekoo 10 years ago

my religion is Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

TheGoodFangirl 11 years ago

But Jesus is awesome, and I like his personality, and he loves everyone

NoNickname last year

I am an atheist, so my god will be an ideal, all-powerful wish-fulfiller who has no gender, personality, or desires of his own.

natross.nm 10 years ago

All praise my full Pokédex god. The thing that will make us stay together is I can have any of his Pokemon

Niklas Leeuwin 13 years ago

me, the allpowerfull god will blast all christians, muslims and jews to oblivion(from the elder scrolls)

TheArkerportian 9 years ago

Joke"s on you. I am God.

move it 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?Boy: nornGirl: do you even like me?Boy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed he... [Show full comment]

Meepmorpzeet 6 years ago

Praise the infinite wisdom of the twi’lek god

Suzanna Palacios 13 years ago

I'm atheist so I'll just make myself god!

shadowtheif9 9 years ago

So basicly you get your own personal Ryuk.... HELL YEAH!

TheSeceratary 11 years ago

Sounds like a sitcom.

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