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The god of your personal religion comes forth as the one true god, and he's got your back. (If you're an atheist, you get to make one up)
but
He/she loves you, but he's got a personality you can't stand, and he thinks you're kind of a tool.
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ilovebobo6 months ago
Praise god and only God.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
HOI IM TEM GOD. THE ONE TRUE GOD ME WANT DA TEM FLAKES

FilipxD3 years ago
MOM I GOT THE PACIFIST ENDING MOM!!
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Ratboy10 years ago
I am my own god. So. That's interesting.

HMJ7 years ago
Wut?
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Steven Telencio12 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

ianosaurus152 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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mrcaleb219 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!

SciArtHerp8 years ago
Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.

Alkeniw9 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?

DamnSponge9 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!

DiamondChàra7 years ago
Sure

Castiel James Tomlinson9 years ago
So my dad is God...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot

Pie.9 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.

lavabob20008 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!

AkameTiene7 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and...[Show full comment]
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Squad51.28 years ago
All Hail Lord Helix.

Steven Telencio12 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

mathematicdungeonl0rd8 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Tinyman4799 years ago
He will still have my back, and I can say that I found God.

DaRealDexs9 years ago
GAMING MONEY FOOD CAR GODD

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
ROBO PENIS MUSCLE NINJA

spinosaurus_man9 years ago
what happens if I believe in every type of good god. dont judge I have a hier chance of going to some sort of heaven or hell.

DiamondChàra7 years ago
That’s cool

Bagout9 years ago
Im an atheist that means that i make my god so stupid he thinks a tool is his master and fuck the other bit i have a slave god!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
the god of nerds

DemonicalDragon7 years ago
I don't believe in God, wait... From now on, I will believe I'm God!! Hahaa!!

None-Is-None8 years ago
Why tho: http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/423789

KamiKat8 years ago
HAIL SATAN.

SciArtHerp8 years ago
PANCAKE SATAN!!!! lol

ultracreeper8 years ago
Wow lord gaben would be real finally................wait one second

mr.whatface9 years ago
Huh, thought my rendition of God would have a little more "existence" in his form. Also he can't do jack shit when I give him the laws of physics.

skatershit9 years ago
Anarchist skategod

birdlover1439 years ago
Eh, can't think of anything. Wait... The Nothing!

Aaron Zwosta12 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Grayxiph3r9 years ago
praise the holy science
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Aaron Zwosta12 years ago
What do Scientologists do then?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
But we are monkeys even the Pope suggested that might be true and im chatholic
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Jonathan Fuller12 years ago
just like most my friends!

Jonathan Fuller12 years ago
just like most my friends!

Mai-chan8 years ago
We are all God"s tools anyway.

Aeroon9 years ago
its ok

CarthOnasi8 years ago
hmm, lets see, invislible, silent, god that can't do nothin"? sure. no effect. he exists though.

Sawyer Keeneth12 years ago
All hail harem king keima...

Gamity7 years ago
My God is SlushySenpai. Suck it.

lucarionite9910 years ago
My god is Arceusb

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
I already am kind of a tool, I think...

Aidan Bryan12 years ago
ALL HAIL OUR LORD ARCEUS!!! ^_^

AkameTiene7 years ago
#TheFaithOfLadyIrene. Please search this story up. Or look at aphmau"s mcd. It"s so beautiful and heart warming. Lady Irene or Irena as some may call her. But if this comes true, will we basically live in the world of minecraft? I would actually like to li...[Show full comment]

Jamietheboss9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

RiverRainWing8 years ago
What if you are that god...

thegreenrex9 years ago
JEHOVA WOULD NEVER SEE ME LIKE A TOOL

ZaneP12 years ago
My god is mortal and has about a few negative thousand years left. GO BUDDHA

Double0racle7 years ago
All Hail Steam lords above, bless me with your holy sales of AAA games!

CrazyPillowDucky9 years ago
I believe in the eternal duck (yes im an atheist) and he tells me I am a co God so loophole

KamiKat8 years ago
I am my own god.

MrStealYoGirl10 years ago
I'm a deist... so...

Touch_Me3 years ago
I put myself as the god

Elollylollipop8 years ago
Yay praise the flying spahgetti monster in atheist

Netherstruck9 years ago
My God is satan

Alkeniw9 years ago
Yep, he's a fallen angel
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voidstryker8 years ago
So I'm atheist, does that mean I can make myself up as God

Hannah Harpe12 years ago
I'm around people I can't stand all the time. They're called co-workers. I think I can cope.
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