Sea Emperor? If it"s her, I'm in. If not... then Pancake Satan will mess you up.
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Alkeniw11 years ago
What if the god I choose is a god that doesn't have a personality? And what if he doesn't know what the adjective tool means?
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DamnSponge10 years ago
Every night, o shall pray... to... the almighty...CHARA!!
DiamondChàra8 years ago
Sure
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Castiel James Tomlinson11 years ago
So my dad is God...
idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999996 years ago
a god that has a good personality you big fat idiot
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Pie.11 years ago
Time for some serious reapertale shit.
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Steven Telencio13 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
mathematicdungeonl0rd9 years ago
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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lavabob20009 years ago
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!
AkameTiene9 years ago
Dogaboi0 you realise you just told him to go to his own heaven. As saintanism believes that god is evil and that you can get tortured up in heaven but in hell you get their promise lands. What is your idea of heaven is to them what you think of is hell and...[Show full comment]
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Mekoo10 years ago
my religion is Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
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TheGoodFangirl11 years ago
But Jesus is awesome, and I like his personality, and he loves everyone
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NoNicknamelast year
I am an atheist, so my god will be an ideal, all-powerful wish-fulfiller who has no gender, personality, or desires of his own.
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natross.nm10 years ago
All praise my full Pokédex god. The thing that will make us stay together is I can have any of his Pokemon
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Niklas Leeuwin13 years ago
me, the allpowerfull god will blast all christians, muslims and jews to oblivion(from the elder scrolls)
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Nerukimi10 years ago
All hail the glow cloud
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0Bennyman12 years ago
FSM 4 Life
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Meepmorpzeet6 years ago
Praise the infinite wisdom of the twi’lek god
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Suzanna Palacios13 years ago
I'm atheist so I'll just make myself god!
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shadowtheif99 years ago
So basicly you get your own personal Ryuk.... HELL YEAH!
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TheSeceratary11 years ago
Sounds like a sitcom.
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Gamity8 years ago
My God is SlushySenpai. Suck it.
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Mai-chan9 years ago
We are all God"s tools anyway.
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Aeroon11 years ago
its ok
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CarthOnasi10 years ago
hmm, lets see, invislible, silent, god that can't do nothin"? sure. no effect. he exists though.
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Sawyer Keeneth13 years ago
All hail harem king keima...
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RiverRainWing9 years ago
What if you are that god...
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lucarionite9911 years ago
My god is Arceusb
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kongya8 months ago
Lord of Mysteries,You can read it in this book.How did the protagonist do it?I can be my own god.
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