Will You Press The Button?

Tarcotic 10 years ago

Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity

Fadedhalo0 4 years ago

It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket

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The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

"Immortality is not just a curse.It's THE curse.But there is a stronger,yet simple-to-break curse:Being a human".- Some young guy.

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago

Implant it in my body

VilladsP55 9 years ago

Stupid people Immortal = sadness

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TheKingKong 11 years ago

Who is the idiot who saidd not. You are immortal for 1 second. You can male your friends jealous

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I"d rather not male my friends

Sir Strykeson 11 years ago

Tattoo the button on your body

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Why do you want to live forever?

Patrick McCarty 13 years ago

wow I was immortal for 1 second that was amazing

Rainbowdea 10 years ago

I hear you

DabMasterX 9 years ago

Downside?

Lancelot25 5 years ago

Seeing freands and family die

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

😎

LynnPeach 9 years ago

Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape. HOWEVER!!!! In... [Show full comment]

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

Downside?

question-itHUN 11 years ago

Just use glue,rope and other things

Bv9 10 years ago

@The Howling Wolf I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum

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Death Wish 11 years ago

Being immortal is a downside

jws51503 11 years ago

I mean how does that even work

KodoxIC 11 years ago

There was a RP starter I saw once about a Pokémon that actually swallowed its Mega Stone so it's stuck as a Mega

Gregory McHugh 13 years ago

You misspelled "this", and you need to capitalize "you".

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*raises hand* actually I care as well ;-;

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TGergo 11 years ago

*took a screenshot*

Jaerun_The_Pug 7 years ago

Autoclicker!

Canadian Toaster 11 years ago

Just tape it to your side, problem solved.

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

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Cecil Palmer 12 years ago

Immortality is stupid.

Animelover156 10 years ago

Get a tatoo of it on ur hand

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

put a rock on it Im still touching it

Hi I like pie 10 years ago

Print it on a computer a sticky tape it to your hand

Zir_Seal 5 months ago

Can I not just be invincible for as long as I want, then just stop holding the button and die?

CONSTANTPWN 11 years ago

I don't see a downside

dankmemes101 9 years ago

thus

Jan Christoffersen 13 years ago

Swallow the button and make sure it cant get digested first :)

Laserwolf 4 years ago

Tape the button to my body and then when I'm done take it off and whatever happens happens. If this button was real I could get a lot done before death but not have to worry about being stuck immortal for all eternity

Jellybean240 11 years ago

I DONT WANT TO WATCH EVERYBODY AROUND ME DIIIEE!!!

Crazyphrazy 9 years ago

Is There Any downside?

coolerflinm 11 years ago

PUSSYS DICK SEX PENIS RULE

MetaKnightFangirl 10 years ago

..........

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Shove the button up my ass and cut off my hand and tape to the button and regrow the hand. After all it didn't say you couldn't regen body parts

TGergo 11 years ago

Create a picture of the button........

I_na 8 years ago

you didn't say touching forever

ThatRadDude 11 years ago

Just use the button to insure how long you want to live

Merilille 11 years ago

My immortal (second)

Stephen Prince Vazquez 13 years ago

I miss being immortal already... *sighs*

ibot916 10 years ago

I can do it with my pingas? I dont use it much... #foreveralone

Melite 9 years ago

This is an oxymoron.

Aly6 11 years ago

Too much work

BackAlleyBanger last year

Loophole: Print out a picture of this button & attach it to yourself, so you're always touching the button!

Golex 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

gokce semiz 11 years ago

duuuuude srsly..

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Win win,IF you want to live forever. Which, I do not. I"d lose everyone, and everything. I"d be extremely bored, and suicidal. There would be no point in life, no purpose, so....HELL NO!!