Will You Press The Button?

Gr0ve8 months ago

I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

235x0last year

My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

The_MGSM_8 years ago

My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames7 years ago

They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG4 years ago

ghaha noob lhaha

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Dark King 9 years ago

Let's talk about this

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcatlast year

Nice im happy for you

Phoenix035638 years ago

so basically my life.

Thurk Harbaker12 years ago

if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen3 years ago

Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break

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Thedirptank5 years ago

As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown9 years ago

Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i...[Show full comment]

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OverwatchMain7 years ago

Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo127 years ago

Oh s***... That would be awkward

Echo_Angel89 years ago

I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

Sir Valentine9 years ago

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MiguelZ19 days ago

If her nature is repealing then how can she be the perfect soulmate?

robloxrwezalot9 years ago

What the hell does this even mean

Stuart Butcher12 years ago

Women do that anyway ?

ABBEH9 years ago

So there's a downside to someone I love talking when I love to hear them talk?

Krusek8 years ago

That is me not my spouse.

saifeldin9 years ago

no problem sbdjssjid

Evil Cookie9 years ago

What if you are dying of old age or and you are lying in your bed and before you die they talk to you for the last time... Wouln't that mean that they talk you to death?

Stazochan10 years ago

my "soulmate" dont talk

ScottishCookie2 years ago

Fuck insocial life, get social

Laverne LaFontaine12 years ago

Been there, done that. Never again LOL

Lambro0007 years ago

The never Said when

Fluffle-is-Fluffy7 years ago

Now I wish I"d pushed the button

MASTERMINDGAMERDOGE8 years ago

well..im only a pre-teen, with no privacy living in a small house, dream of being a youtuber, 6 siblings, homeschools, loves technology, no life, why would i care right now to have a perfect spouse that talks a lot, but hes perfect so, ill press it, becaus...[Show full comment]