Will You Press The Button?

Gr0ve10 months ago

I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

235x0last year

My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

The_MGSM_9 years ago

My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames7 years ago

They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG4 years ago

ghaha noob lhaha

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Dark King 9 years ago

Let's talk about this

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcat2 years ago

Nice im happy for you

Phoenix035638 years ago

so basically my life.

Thurk Harbaker12 years ago

if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen3 years ago

Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break

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Thedirptank5 years ago

As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown9 years ago

Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i...[Show full comment]

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OverwatchMain8 years ago

Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo127 years ago

Oh s***... That would be awkward

Echo_Angel89 years ago

I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

ABBEH9 years ago

So there's a downside to someone I love talking when I love to hear them talk?

Krusek8 years ago

That is me not my spouse.

saifeldin10 years ago

no problem sbdjssjid

Evil Cookie9 years ago

What if you are dying of old age or and you are lying in your bed and before you die they talk to you for the last time... Wouln't that mean that they talk you to death?

Stazochan11 years ago

my "soulmate" dont talk

ScottishCookie3 years ago

Fuck insocial life, get social

Laverne LaFontaine12 years ago

Been there, done that. Never again LOL

Lambro0007 years ago

The never Said when

Fluffle-is-Fluffy7 years ago

Now I wish I"d pushed the button

MASTERMINDGAMERDOGE8 years ago

well..im only a pre-teen, with no privacy living in a small house, dream of being a youtuber, 6 siblings, homeschools, loves technology, no life, why would i care right now to have a perfect spouse that talks a lot, but hes perfect so, ill press it, becaus...[Show full comment]

crazydude999 years ago

their perfect therefore you can handle it

ArizonaBaby182005 9 years ago

Um nah imma talk them to death before they put me to death plus it's just a metaphor so it doesn't really mean anything

BlueisBae12310 years ago

He already does!

Morgan Blanchard12 years ago

Never said when!

Yukicross1215 years ago

Ill do the same to them lol.

TheMultimention8 years ago

Wait literally or figuratively!?! Cuz I'm a blabber mouth to sooo...

argh10 years ago

I can live with that

FluffiestCloudTheUndertaleFan8 years ago

Talk bout undertake life donr

Polterswater2 years ago

No u that's just the person I am I will talk them to death 💀

corrking9 years ago

do you mean litterly? if you dont... F!ck yea! no well idc LOL

Devonbolster 10 years ago

It does not say when so I will make sure its on the day I would die of old agenda anyway

The Norsemen109 years ago

If you have a perfect wife, then they cant talk you to death.

Alison Gomien12 years ago

HA! PARADOX! They're not perfect.

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

How do you talk a person

SpartanX8 years ago

How constantly they speak? Like normal talking

GOGETA259 years ago

I'd just put on my headphones

Some random user9 years ago

But it says they WILL talk you to death, so theres nothing you can do about it!

Nathanismename9 years ago

The previous question said I was immortal so how does this work

plazmafighter10 years ago

i would talk them to death not they would talk me to it

grabmyassbutt11 years ago

That is one of my biggest pet peeves

Snowball1235 years ago

Make sure they can't talk, or listen to music with headphones all the time... Problem solved

Mulkmalkmilk9 years ago

Sounds like a homestuck character named Kankri Vantis

LylianisRivera8 years ago

oh well. lol

adryzz9 years ago

No if i kill her before

Tyler Shaw12 years ago

Not bad with the voice of an angel.

Hanroo10 years ago

What if they talk about video games?

Mtoom30009 years ago

Girls talk everybody to death anyways so no downside

Space Unicorn10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

ThatGuyYouKnow77779 years ago

Words can't kill you

Brittany Nichols12 years ago

I'm already married to that person. lol

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