Will You Press The Button?

Gr0ve 2 years ago

I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames 8 years ago

They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago

ghaha noob lhaha

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235x0 2 years ago

My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

Dark King 10 years ago

Let's talk about this

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcat 3 years ago

Nice im happy for you

Thurk Harbaker 13 years ago

if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen 4 years ago

Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break

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suffer 5 years ago

i think you wont mind cuz theyre your soulmate

Phoenix03563 9 years ago

so basically my life.

OverwatchMain 9 years ago

Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo12 9 years ago

Oh s***... That would be awkward

Thedirptank 7 years ago

As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown 11 years ago

Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i... [Show full comment]

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Echo_Angel8 10 years ago

I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

UGH YOUR SPEECH GAVE ME CANCER!!!

acj623 12 years ago

Hmmmm I don't know I've always wanted a great guy but I have brothers so I know what its like to be talked to death

Andrew Brown 13 years ago

Great soulmate if he/she talks me to death...

JeremyBrett 10 years ago

I can't stand people who won't shut up

Ericpenguin 11 years ago

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MitterNatch 11 years ago

Get a life ;)

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Hwol 11 years ago

If that spouse is able to talk me to death, she clearly isn't perfect.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

they talk to me as i slowly die of old age smiling at my memories of my well fulfilled life that i spent with them.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

That .. Kinda how it goes! Ask your grand"da or great-uncle 😝

Inotip 10 years ago

I don't speak much so my soul mate would not really be a chatty person so they woudn't kill me with words.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Intelligent, thoughtful, colorful conversation from a lovely voice. Downside?

Tyrg 11 years ago

If they were perfect they would not talk that much

Tyrg 11 years ago

In here

RobloxGirl 9 years ago

FIRST. I"M GOING TO DIE LONELY SECOND. I LOVE BEING ALONE THRID. I DON'T NEED ANYONE COMING IN AND SPEAKING TO ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY AND FORUTH. FUCK NO

lolzoo 10 years ago

i hate loudness

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

I agree with sir Valentine

Jeremy Fandrick 10 years ago

Why not. I'm a good listener.

Toxicitor 12 years ago

upside?

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

ah yes, you'll get the chance to become friends with the reaper

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago

Rofl, my hubby "Probably reading from that website"

nadiacraft2009 9 years ago

my brother already does that ._.

8nicolas8 11 years ago

My perfect girl doesn't talk me to death loophole

Flameice2 10 years ago

I'm immortal and I can make them immortal. I am free

what is gender what is sexuality 11 years ago

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Sir Valentine 11 years ago

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MiguelZ last year

If her nature is repealing then how can she be the perfect soulmate?

robloxrwezalot 10 years ago

What the hell does this even mean

Stuart Butcher 13 years ago

Women do that anyway ?

ABBEH 11 years ago

So there's a downside to someone I love talking when I love to hear them talk?

saifeldin 11 years ago

no problem sbdjssjid

Krusek 10 years ago

That is me not my spouse.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Fuck insocial life, get social

Evil Cookie 10 years ago

What if you are dying of old age or and you are lying in your bed and before you die they talk to you for the last time... Wouln't that mean that they talk you to death?

Stazochan 12 years ago

my "soulmate" dont talk

Laverne LaFontaine 13 years ago

Been there, done that. Never again LOL

Lambro000 9 years ago

The never Said when

Fluffle-is-Fluffy 8 years ago

Now I wish I"d pushed the button

MASTERMINDGAMERDOGE 10 years ago

well..im only a pre-teen, with no privacy living in a small house, dream of being a youtuber, 6 siblings, homeschools, loves technology, no life, why would i care right now to have a perfect spouse that talks a lot, but hes perfect so, ill press it, becaus... [Show full comment]

crazydude99 11 years ago

their perfect therefore you can handle it

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago

Um nah imma talk them to death before they put me to death plus it's just a metaphor so it doesn't really mean anything

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