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You have married the perfect spouse and your soulmate
but
they will talk you to death.
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Gr0ve 2 years ago
I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames 8 years ago
They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago
ghaha noob lhaha
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235x0 3 years ago
My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

Dark King 10 years ago
Let's talk about this

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcat 3 years ago
Nice im happy for you

Thurk Harbaker 13 years ago
if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen 4 years ago
Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break
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suffer 5 years ago
i think you wont mind cuz theyre your soulmate

Phoenix03563 9 years ago
so basically my life.

OverwatchMain 9 years ago
Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo12 9 years ago
Oh s***... That would be awkward

Thedirptank 7 years ago
As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown 11 years ago
Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman 9 years ago
I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i... [Show full comment]
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Echo_Angel8 11 years ago
I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

Sir Valentine 11 years ago
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MiguelZ 2 years ago
If her nature is repealing then how can she be the perfect soulmate?

Stuart Butcher 13 years ago
Women do that anyway ?

robloxrwezalot 10 years ago
What the hell does this even mean

ABBEH 11 years ago
So there's a downside to someone I love talking when I love to hear them talk?

saifeldin 11 years ago
no problem sbdjssjid

Krusek 10 years ago
That is me not my spouse.

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
Fuck insocial life, get social

Evil Cookie 10 years ago
What if you are dying of old age or and you are lying in your bed and before you die they talk to you for the last time... Wouln't that mean that they talk you to death?

Stazochan 12 years ago
my "soulmate" dont talk

Laverne LaFontaine 13 years ago
Been there, done that. Never again LOL

Lambro000 9 years ago
The never Said when

Fluffle-is-Fluffy 8 years ago
Now I wish I"d pushed the button

MASTERMINDGAMERDOGE 10 years ago
well..im only a pre-teen, with no privacy living in a small house, dream of being a youtuber, 6 siblings, homeschools, loves technology, no life, why would i care right now to have a perfect spouse that talks a lot, but hes perfect so, ill press it, becaus... [Show full comment]

crazydude99 11 years ago
their perfect therefore you can handle it

ArizonaBaby182005 10 years ago
Um nah imma talk them to death before they put me to death plus it's just a metaphor so it doesn't really mean anything

BlueisBae123 11 years ago
He already does!

Epic_nugget 8 months ago
I would love talking to my soulmate

Morgan Blanchard 13 years ago
Never said when!

Yukicross121 7 years ago
Ill do the same to them lol.

TheMultimention 9 years ago
Wait literally or figuratively!?! Cuz I'm a blabber mouth to sooo...

argh 11 years ago
I can live with that

FluffiestCloudTheUndertaleFan 10 years ago
Talk bout undertake life donr

Polterswater 3 years ago
No u that's just the person I am I will talk them to death 💀

corrking 10 years ago
do you mean litterly? if you dont... F!ck yea! no well idc LOL

Devonbolster 12 years ago
It does not say when so I will make sure its on the day I would die of old agenda anyway

The Norsemen10 11 years ago
If you have a perfect wife, then they cant talk you to death.

Alison Gomien 13 years ago
HA! PARADOX! They're not perfect.

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
How do you talk a person

SpartanX 10 years ago
How constantly they speak? Like normal talking

GOGETA25 11 years ago
I'd just put on my headphones

Some random user 11 years ago
But it says they WILL talk you to death, so theres nothing you can do about it!

Nathanismename 10 years ago
The previous question said I was immortal so how does this work

plazmafighter 11 years ago
i would talk them to death not they would talk me to it

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Apple! Apple! Hey apple!

grabmyassbutt 12 years ago
That is one of my biggest pet peeves

Snowball123 6 years ago
Make sure they can't talk, or listen to music with headphones all the time... Problem solved

Mulkmalkmilk 10 years ago
Sounds like a homestuck character named Kankri Vantis

Tyler Shaw 13 years ago
Not bad with the voice of an angel.
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