Someone: HelP mY gIRlFrIEnD bROkE uP wItH mE.
Me: deal with it. (Dies)
Me in heaven: well, it was worth it. :/
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ShadowTheRonin10 years ago
1. Make a recording of yourself saying: "Do only what you want to or need to do."
2. Tell yourself (or get someone to tell you): "ALWAYS and IRREVERSIBLY play that recording when someone tells you to do something."
OR Just get a completely faithful advis...[Show full comment]
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Gary696911 years ago
no upside =(
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SilverDawn9711 years ago
So... George Bush?
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transcendantviewer11 years ago
So... Become the president of the United States... Pass. They're already two steps away from figurehead status.
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greaterfiend6 years ago
Basically be a politician. Either no downside or only downsides.
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Last_teen_360gamer11 months ago
If someone tells me to kill myself again i have to do it now
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TardisImpala221B9 years ago
I don't see an upside
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Kingsaladnoob11 years ago
Nah to much work
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Awkward_person9 years ago
Whats the point
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Death's Reaver11 years ago
so basically, become the president?
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Sir Sparrow11 years ago
I'll be veeery silent...
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PugAndSlothLover4 years ago
Make a law to do what you want to do
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Ruptured 10 years ago
Im no one's bitch
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ChazWerner8 years ago
Okay what to do^^^ puppet of me says to invade mexico--- me-Ok!
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ReWyne11 years ago
"Never do anything again."
I'd get paradox'd so fast.
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inkredeble11 years ago
"Nobody tells me anything which I wouldn't find worth it" would be a law everyone will follow if I became president, you can't disprove this because im not the president.
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CharlesCuberlast year
why wold you do this?
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GNoteWarningG9 years ago
I wouldn't want to become president in the first place.
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gamandy3 years ago
so youd be biden
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AtomicToenail1211 years ago
F*** her right in the pu$$y(cat)
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skorgepoo11 years ago
they never said in the way the people wish for it to be done
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destroyer213211 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
So if a hatter tells you to kill your self? Not worth it.
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TheGibbster11 years ago
You can make laws that ban people from telling you to do things
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Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
I wonder in Donald Trump agreed to this? B\
Your-Face-is-Enforip9 years ago
*if*
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Supreme_Kitty11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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jpegdotbmplast year
this ella enchanted sequel kinda goes hard
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AtomicToenail1211 years ago
Urbg gnynrh
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OhMyGodiNeedMorePeen3 years ago
https://www.mediafire.com/file/sqba5mz6rn4s79j/DOKAPON_ANTI_COPYRIGHT_Edition_Nov27_.rar/file this took me 7 months to make
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