Will You Press The Button?

Wholock1010 11 years ago

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can imagine. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. -The Doctor

rileythomps 2 years ago

genius comment

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Shiro27 9 years ago

...So, is nobody going to comment on the fact that 70% of Earth"s surface is water and there is a high chance you'll transport to the middle of an ocean?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

there"s also the chance that you'll end up underground, underwater, or worse, inside lava or end up skewering yourself

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Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago

That would be awesome just blinking and ending up suffering a horrible death by being teleported into a volcano!!! OF COURSE I CLICKED I LOVE BEING STUCK INSIDE OF A WALL!!!!

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago

Nope. Not because of everyone else's reasons, but because you could literally appear ANYWHERE. Including the bottom of the ocean. Which would be a true nightmare. The pressure is so high down there, the inside of your ears would literally explode, it's so ... [Show full comment]

Bxsic 8 years ago

Imagine teleporting into the earth atnosphere with no protection :/

Psykness 5 years ago

This is LITERALLY a death sentence.👎🏾🔴

Kitkatniss 12 years ago

Lol i would not blink for a while when im in Antarctica and see the penguins but what if u go to Freddy faz bears pizzaria........ O. O

-go away- 10 years ago

Blink again.

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MasonG 11 years ago

What if i got sent to donald trump's pants.... (shivers)

Hoods 11 years ago

LMFAO

Dominique Raymond 13 years ago

DON'T BLINK

liocool_2013 5 years ago

Teleporting Blink: Coming out idk when and where lollololol

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FarlandsExplorer 10 years ago

Actually, if you get transported to a random place and you have free airline tickets and hotel stays, you could sell them and be rich and invent a way to keep your eyes dry and the side effect would not matter anymore

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago

Don't blink. DON'T. FREAKING. BLINK. OKAY?!

Legolas_Jr 9 years ago

Screw the free hotel and airline tickets. You get to travel anywhere with the blink of the eye.

TeamAwesomeness 3 years ago

You don’t get to choose

squishy_bmx 9 years ago

Just wink. Problem solved.

flash-gnash 8 years ago

Gets on 12 hour flight > tries desperately not to fall asleep > wakes up at the top of Mount Everest wearing shorts a t shirt and sunglasses

AndrewYang 9 years ago

when you get dust in your eyes that will be absolute chaos

JM8974523 9 years ago

Staring contest

Caden504 9 years ago

Blink until you are where you want to be.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago

Oh hey I'm in Mexico. Oh hey I'm in Africa. Oh hey I'm back in Frankfurt

CR7RMA 9 years ago

They have meficine 4 dat

LuckyButtonPresser 9 years ago

Whats the use of the arline tickets? Or the hotel? Or if your with united arlines it would be better to blink

JoshLockaby 9 years ago

That’s when you wink with one ee then the other. You’re not blinking so bang

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

Can I just blink one eye at a time?

Eyezone 9 years ago

Dont blink just close ur eyes 😉 jokes

TGP12 9 years ago

Just keep blink till you get to the right place.

BLEACHYOURSELFIE 9 years ago

Toothpick"s to hold my eyes open, and spray bottles to moisturize them.

Highschool123 10 years ago

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET IN AN AIRLINE OR GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT BLINKING unless you"re a magician

DontPressButton 10 years ago

I"d be like "Blink" O **** NORTH KOREA!! "BLINK" hey is this my old school? "Blink" I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! "Blink"

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Burn your eyelids off like Jeff the Killer, then you can't blink

flameofdarkness 8 years ago

My first thought

Doomsday2808 11 years ago

That's terrifying!

Francois Sun 13 years ago

So you don't need any airline tickets if you can't stop get transported...

dylan.sheaves 10 years ago

Agreed, You would end up god knows where before a plane even left the ground. also HOW is this comment 47 years old? that would imply it was made in 1969 at the time of me writting this.

Adrian Redulla 13 years ago

That's way too frequent.

TheDisguisedFlamingo 8 years ago

47 years ago?

Vaughn Aaron Coates 13 years ago

Eyelids, scissors, computer eyes

Audrey Lynnie Myers 13 years ago

At least at the random place I'll find a hotel and I'll stay for free

Shouhiro 10 years ago

and you could also teleport right on a mine or infront of a tank in a fucking warzone.

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SkyCat15 8 years ago

Hell no I can’t be teleporting places every few seconds

IM NOT A ROBOT 11 years ago

AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

PHANisrealmaybe 10 years ago

Yasssssss I want this power

Isis Marie 11 years ago

That's like.....every few seconds.

LeiaTheCool 10 years ago

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SammyGerald 10 years ago

I'll just wink dammit

[REDACTED] 12 years ago

train myself not to blink, and I'd be good, or just close my eyes for a few seconds and then open them

WilkerS1 11 years ago

My luck: *blink* appear inside a vulcan

SpaceDOGE123459 9 years ago

Tape your eyes lids to the back of your head

The Duck 11 years ago

Possibly the worst question I've ever seen. Why would anyone do this? Basically its just "get a load of free stuff but never get to use it because every few seconds your life is ruined by teleporting somewhere random".

AikoDemile 11 years ago

*Blinks* Oh god. *covers eyes* Goodbye innocence. 0-0

Y0uD0ntKn0wMe 9 years ago

I never leave the house so yeah.

Vanverd 11 years ago

Good but the world is mostly water so there's a 74% chance you'll land in the ocean

righteous 10 years ago

Why even travel some where to stay the rest of your life if you can't even stay there?

Greenmanx5 11 years ago

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djpg21 10 years ago

im aiming for vegas baby

JannisSchindler187 6 years ago

All think, nice maybe a nice city, but the chances are probably 99% that you get teleported to a place where you could die instantly, if you dont blink again.

Bruvdova 11 years ago

Fuck no

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