Will You Press The Button?

Der Deutsche 10 years ago

Chuck Norris vs. The old Nokia

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

W vodam, knowledge booomb

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

don't do it, you're gonna destroy the universe or something (only one of the two things can exist or they can meet and cause the paradox)

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I'm gonna destroy your mom.

llalicehuangll 10 years ago

MAYBE YOU CAN MOVE AROUND IT :D LOGIC

Geperdy 9 years ago

Fus roh dah

clormodtehtoad 2 years ago

please speak english

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Yukitai 5 years ago

Hey look, it"s the "Shield & Spear" topic. One can defend against anything, the other can pierce through anything.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

This scenario is a contradiction of terms. The two cannot exist in the same universe: if one exists, nothing can, by definition be the other. I decided to press the button, making the universe cease existing, just to be an a**hole.

Panumdomine 2 months ago

Itis not a contradiction. A force is not an object. Vibration is a force that can move through objects. An unstoppable force would be a force that does not dissipate when passing through an object. If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, the obj... [Show full comment]

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mr.king 11 years ago

go around it...

Hello O v O /) 11 years ago

What about those trees in Pokemon? Impossible.

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ragemaster5000 9 years ago

What if the immovable object is just a really small block that you can just walk around

Yukitai 5 years ago

*Tries kicking it since you"re grumpy, stubs toe* lmao.

Wheresmydonkey 9 years ago

Unstoppable doesn't mean you can move everything!

Siddington 11 years ago

Then I would just go somewhere else then.

Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago

I met your mom BEFORE I pressed the button...so problem solved. :D

Ambertails 11 years ago

ur so mean

Wheresmydonkey 9 years ago

Fuck you i"m unstoppable!

Ieuan Owen 13 years ago

I step around the immovable object and continue to do whatever the fuck I want

Jon-a Moody 13 years ago

ill just go around

Chris Stevenson 13 years ago

I become Xin Zhao?

DKTalfuris 11 years ago

Why would i care about an immovable object, i can just go around

Thelegend2748 10 years ago

If you can't go around it you go through it

Nicole Rose Gardiner 13 years ago

batman quote!!

charavsfrisk 11 years ago

OK so wait I could be a ghost boom ima fly straight through to momma

Meemstar 8 years ago

"Bye object" *Leaves*

Evil Paragon 10 years ago

It's just one immovable object. I don't need to mess with the physics of it, I could just ignore it and use my unstoppable force for lesser things.

Andrew Byrne 13 years ago

The physics is weak with this one

warriorchick last year

it didn't say you had to move the object

SeanMemes 11 years ago

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Yukitai 5 years ago

A,B,C,D,E,F,G, your brain is the size of a pea

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ChrisandSamJackson 9 years ago

First of all, if u r an unstoppable force then a object can't be stopping U.

Shrimpis 11 years ago

What is the reason then?

migullapatata 11 years ago

What kind of question is that?

madmanwithatowel 12 years ago

Just don't try and move it. What did it do to hurt you anyway?

Jahht 10 years ago

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JackWagon885 5 years ago

wait I can't be stopped moving the object but the object is imovable

jackrhodes200 9 years ago

Everyone that pressed the button is dumb as hell, bc you cant be an unstoppable force if u cant move that object. Therefore, the universe would cease to exist

Tom Francis 13 years ago

Unstoppable Force + Immovable Object = Batman & Joker. :3

uncleltr 11 years ago

Paradox anyone?

MasterTofu 7 years ago

Simple, go around the object.

Dingletime 11 years ago

Who ever said that I have to move it

Badger Overlord 11 years ago

Whoeverwrote this is hilarious

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Well thats an time paradox cuz i you have unstoppable force than you can move ANYTING and if the immovable thing exits too that means you powet is stoppable that but it says you have unstoppable force that would make you or the immovable thing to not exit ... [Show full comment]