Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

God like powers? bruuhhh just god the downside away

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Cult of the Lamb, anyone?

Diablo6662 years ago

Yes

JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!9 years ago

GOD LIKE POWERS PEOPLE! BLOW THEM UP WITH THE WORLD"S MOST POWERFUL FART FROM YOUR NIPPLES!

Store Cat9 years ago

vagina lasers lol

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ArKade479 years ago

I don't want to play god, and me worshipped would be a nightmare

LunarMoone7 years ago

Same

DarthVader9 years ago

There is only one God.

Diablo6662 years ago

Yeah and now that I have pressed the button that God is me

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MilesJeevas7 years ago

It'll be the tiny era of... KIRA!

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

*Your

Lzke7 years ago

I don't want to be worshipped as a god. I think, and will not stop from thinking that way, that gods don't exist and were just means for ancient ppl to explain seemingly supernatural phenomenons (eg: lightning) as they lacked the knowledge in science to explain them otherwise.

ScarlettRoseSparks7 years ago

Your*

sillyman12349 years ago

I will become Beerus the destroyer and use my title to get all the pussy in the world

coconut167289 years ago

my hommie

Jesse Den Hertog12 years ago

and i am followers?

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No. You are followers.

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Paty8 years ago

No need for being more stressed out than I already am

Fairycentopia9 years ago

I'm already a Christian...

CrispyPear8 years ago

But dont you want godlike Powers and people beliving you are god?

Meatyballs8 years ago

If I have god like powers I could just make those people trying to execute me be my followers aswell

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies8 years ago

God like powers, huh? Give your most loyal followers powers to destroy your enemies! And just make it so that they will revive you if you die.

acctocorrectu8 years ago

with powers

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LobsterCrab9 years ago

If I gained god like powers I would move to Mars, screw you earthly peasants! >:D

Enderknight9 years ago

Ze wurld is mene

Sanel Rosario12 years ago

is these death note

itskirito9 years ago

I HAVE THE POWER OF THE DEATH NOTE MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA DIE MY ENEMIES

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Troy Patrick Olander12 years ago

But I have become a god, and through vicious cruelty I will make my would-be killer back the fuck off or watch as everything they love burns. I am an angry god.

J-dog1479 years ago

I like your thinking

IsaacDiaz8 years ago

Ill just kill em with my power. Hasnt yah weh done that before, fuck you christians

Randomize1999 years ago

I'm Athius and I still pressed the button? I'm pathetic

CarthOnasi8 years ago

give yourself immortality, and give some or all of your followers immortality! problem solved!

Brayden Driedger12 years ago

kill anyone who doesnt believe in me. problem solved.

cadaler4 years ago

jesus in a nutshell

dolphinlover6099 years ago

just what the world needs... another Hitler who will execute people for their faith and start up wars and bully people because they think that your religion isn't right... WHO THE FUCK PRESSED THE BUTTON?! SERIOUSLY! (this is an eleven year old writing th...[Show full comment]

StormNugget7 years ago

"This is an eleven year old writing this so I'm probably more responsible than you" Dude. You"re eleven. Go back to your crib and take a nap

Conski1239 years ago

I will use my god powers to keep me alive....

gooddoggo7 years ago

just go to another world and terraform it with your powers.

Mizore 9 years ago

Step1. Destroy all other religions step2.??? Step3. Profit

Holyshitgames8 years ago

No downside YOU HAVE GODS POWERS YOU CAN KILL THE ENEMY

musclemutt10 years ago

My religion would be on gaming

Isaac147 years ago

I would smite all that threatin me and my worshipers

unlimitedburst9 years ago

execute a godlike being? i think not

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i have trickster powers. i"m time immortal and magically only vulnerable to a sharpened ancient feathered blade as light as i am powerful, washed in the blood of the wicked during a full moon. assuming they manage to find it(i create 1 and send it through ...[Show full comment]

itsgjl11 years ago

In this context, it is "your" not "you're" or else that would mean you and you are followers you fucking moron.

Djordje20009 years ago

I bet a Civ 5 player made this.

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

I think I'll just kill them with my powers....

Jarred Jar Jar Johnson12 years ago

I have god like powers just make a barrier around me and wipe their memories of me well I mean the accusers the ones trying to kill me. Madara Uchiha

MarissaMoo3 years ago

Just use my god like powers to put a force field around me all the time

badger face 9 years ago

All my followers would save me

jk15549 years ago

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