I don't want to be worshipped as a god. I think, and will not stop from thinking that way, that gods don't exist and were just means for ancient ppl to explain seemingly supernatural phenomenons (eg: lightning) as they lacked the knowledge in science to explain them otherwise.
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sillyman123411 years ago
I will become Beerus the destroyer and use my title to get all the pussy in the world
coconut1672811 years ago
my hommie
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ScarlettRoseSparks9 years ago
Your*
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Paty10 years ago
No need for being more stressed out than I already am
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Fairycentopia10 years ago
I'm already a Christian...
CrispyPear10 years ago
But dont you want godlike Powers and people beliving you are god?
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Meatyballs9 years ago
If I have god like powers I could just make those people trying to execute me be my followers aswell
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Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies9 years ago
God like powers, huh? Give your most loyal followers powers to destroy your enemies!
And just make it so that they will revive you if you die.
But I have become a god, and through vicious cruelty I will make my would-be killer back the fuck off or watch as everything they love burns. I am an angry god.
J-dog14710 years ago
I like your thinking
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cadaler5 years ago
jesus in a nutshell
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dolphinlover60911 years ago
just what the world needs... another Hitler who will execute people for their faith and start up wars and bully people because they think that your religion isn't right... WHO THE FUCK PRESSED THE BUTTON?! SERIOUSLY! (this is an eleven year old writing th...[Show full comment]
StormNugget8 years ago
"This is an eleven year old writing this so I'm probably more responsible than you"
Dude. You"re eleven. Go back to your crib and take a nap
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IsaacDiaz9 years ago
Ill just kill em with my power. Hasnt yah weh done that before, fuck you christians
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Randomize19911 years ago
I'm Athius and I still pressed the button? I'm pathetic
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CarthOnasi10 years ago
give yourself immortality, and give some or all of your followers immortality! problem solved!
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Brayden Driedger13 years ago
kill anyone who doesnt believe in me. problem solved.
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Holyshitgames9 years ago
No downside YOU HAVE GODS POWERS YOU CAN KILL THE ENEMY
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musclemutt11 years ago
My religion would be on gaming
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Conski12310 years ago
I will use my god powers to keep me alive....
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gooddoggo8 years ago
just go to another world and terraform it with your powers.
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Mizore 11 years ago
Step1. Destroy all other religions step2.??? Step3. Profit
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Stickbrick7 months ago
bru even if i cant just make myself invincible, i can just make it so that no one with the intent to kill me can nor can anything with the potential to
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Djordje200010 years ago
I bet a Civ 5 player made this.
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Isaac148 years ago
I would smite all that threatin me and my worshipers
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unlimitedburst11 years ago
execute a godlike being? i think not
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Cheshire shadow10 years ago
i have trickster powers. i"m time immortal and magically only vulnerable to a sharpened ancient feathered blade as light as i am powerful, washed in the blood of the wicked during a full moon. assuming they manage to find it(i create 1 and send it through ...[Show full comment]
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itsgjl12 years ago
In this context, it is "your" not "you're" or else that would mean you and you are followers you fucking moron.
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jk155411 years ago
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Chubby-Kitty10 years ago
I think I'll just kill them with my powers....
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Jarred Jar Jar Johnson13 years ago
I have god like powers just make a barrier around me and wipe their memories of me well I mean the accusers the ones trying to kill me.
Madara Uchiha
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MarissaMoo5 years ago
Just use my god like powers to put a force field around me all the time
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badger face 11 years ago
All my followers would save me
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Coolcon10 years ago
haters: WE MUST ATTACK THIS TEMPLE!!!
Me: Fuck off *smites them all*
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Jess Ryan13 years ago
All religions accuse each other of blasphemy anyway. Nothing would change.
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DragonDudeSuperDinosaurs7 years ago
I am in Austria so they wouldn't even be able to do that do to executions being illegal in Europe!
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MangoPunches11 years ago
If I had God Like powers I could kill the other religions
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hoverfly9 years ago
i wouldnt want to be treated like a god. imagine how boring it would be. everyone loves you, and yeah, cool, but you"d get tired of it fast.
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Onone11 years ago
I'm not that big on being the center of attention anyway :P on the note of the downside, thats pretty much how it already is with religions today...
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DankMemes478 years ago
You could create a potion taht makes you invicible
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angelcorpse11 years ago
My religion wouldn't have any followers. Just me and my powers
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