Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12last year

uhm

theMoistAlphabetlast year

what?

RealMarkiplierlast year

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_30006 months ago

The Button Of 87'

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JumboJawshlast year

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus-last year

FAIL!!!

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

concept_of_altrivelast year

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

KidScion9 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor7 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

Alanna Elric12 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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sfctw18 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog88 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

eggboteggboy8 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me9 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan9 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee12 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad9 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Matthew Ireland12 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix9 years ago

*was and *had

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Sarah Glover12 years ago

Zombie

Kaishi1014 years ago

lol he died before I was born so no downside!

Loudgreg9 years ago

Nah he a apple i like windows more cause my fart stinked

Comedicsans9 years ago

I'll just reset the timeline

Malanti9 years ago

Wow 71% that's sad

Radicalspeeder10 years ago

Don't press the button because you die as soon as it's pressed XD

Kønig7 years ago

lol he already did

TittieTittieGangBang11 years ago

Well...I'm not sure when this was posted but...

SicoDork9 years ago

he's already dead so its pointless

Roody charles9 years ago

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Hyltran2 years ago

Now the main concern here is eternity in sub atomic space (again).

John May12 years ago

I'd be immortal!!!!

ChumpPotato9 years ago

FYI hes not dead his death was fake!

marha5 years ago

hol up

Ronnoc5279 years ago

Press this when you think you are going to die have it in your will to donate your fortune to charity.

SaberTooth01710 years ago

DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

Mech577 years ago

You would die multiple years ago, immorality achieved

Batoast9 years ago

How old is Steve Jobs?

Easyboy138 years ago

He"s already died

ButterStickles9 years ago

So if I except this do i die straight away

dogpondlast year

guys i muted my mic

Chase Cummings12 years ago

Who the who is Steve??

Eche9 years ago

Inmortality!

GULL1V3R3 years ago

He has no money bc his will gave it all away and if mot jobs is an idiot

Slayy9 years ago

Paradox. He's already dead.

SemiIsback7 years ago

Immorialty

minecraftbananaman9 years ago

i love bananas

Donderpants10 years ago

I don't want lots of money + immediate death.

MYBUTTONBITCH9 years ago

.........WHAT DA FUCK..........

MayaHaley11 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE HOLY SHIAT

SomeRandomHuman8 years ago

U Can't Ded Cuz He Ded Already

Wieger Piekema12 years ago

he already died...

CWFooey348 years ago

Time to pay the boys in the lab a visit

Roody charles9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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