Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12last year

uhm

theMoistAlphabetlast year

what?

RealMarkiplierlast year

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_30006 months ago

The Button Of 87'

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JumboJawshlast year

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus-last year

FAIL!!!

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

concept_of_altrivelast year

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

KidScion9 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor7 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

Alanna Elric12 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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sfctw19 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog88 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

eggboteggboy8 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me9 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan9 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee12 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad9 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Matthew Ireland12 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix9 years ago

*was and *had

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Sarah Glover12 years ago

Zombie

Tobuscus-last year

i wipe my butt with steve jobs money

Jereme Coste12 years ago

that's low, button.

celiagold8 years ago

So basically, not only would you die, nobody would have any memories of you after 2011. Way to go ace

KidScion9 years ago

He's already dead...

rexafun129 years ago

HES ALREADY DEAD ITS 2016

HermioneBird10 years ago

So I'm already dead if I press the button? Nah

R_L_N4 years ago

Hes already dead, he cant die again, ETERNAL LIFE!!

Norepaws10 years ago

when was this posted omg

Comparedv67 years ago

Unless it"s for when the atoms of carbon in his body ceases to exist...

Malanti9 years ago

OK bruh

NewWorldOrder1018 years ago

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Hanxun11 years ago

There should be many steve jobs in this world @_@

srduh29 years ago

the moment you press button you will die but but it says you get all of his money so he can't have any

Hyltran2 years ago

He will never die because he has already died.

Gil Sharp12 years ago

he's already dead doe

Shafie12119 years ago

Good....ill use my money to make him stay alive

Prodoggo7 years ago

But you wouldn't die becuz Jobs is alredy dead, he cant die agian.

xXEROSXx10 years ago

im 14

edji9 years ago

:) :/ :( XD

FuckedUpCat3 months ago

He would die of starvation, and I would die. heh. Heheh. no.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

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Stropey8 years ago

Omae wa mou shinderu...

Luka Obser12 years ago

Dead people canÂ´t die.

hoganquinlan8 years ago

Who"s the lucky duck who got to press this button 47 years ago and enjoy Steve Jobs" wealth

Loudgreg9 years ago

Nah he a apple i like windows more cause my fart stinked

Comedicsans10 years ago

I'll just reset the timeline

Kaishi1014 years ago

lol he died before I was born so no downside!

Radicalspeeder10 years ago

Don't press the button because you die as soon as it's pressed XD

Kønig7 years ago

lol he already did

Malanti9 years ago

Wow 71% that's sad

TittieTittieGangBang11 years ago

Well...I'm not sure when this was posted but...

SicoDork9 years ago

he's already dead so its pointless

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