Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

uhm

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago

what?

JumboJawsh 3 years ago

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus- 3 years ago

FAIL!!!

RealMarkiplier 3 years ago

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_3000 2 years ago

The Button Of 87'

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KidScion 11 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor 8 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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concept_of_altrive 3 years ago

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

sfctw1 10 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog8 9 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

PurpleUnicorn110 9 years ago

Funny... I'm from the future and this question isn't relevant anymore...

eggboteggboy 9 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me 10 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan 11 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee 13 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad 10 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Sarah Glover 13 years ago

Zombie

Matthew Ireland 13 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix 11 years ago

*was and *had

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Superlogoyoyo 11 years ago

Who is Steve jobs

gildedphoenix 11 years ago

the one who crated apple products second he is already a dead person

MayaHaley 12 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE HOLY SHIAT

neko maid 11 years ago

he is already dead.

dog_pissing 3 years ago

lmao

Nicolas Kumm 13 years ago

hahahaa er is tot als hab ich unendlich geld und sterbe niemals GENIUS

cooleyo43 9 years ago

i want to be rich

CaffeineCream 6 years ago

I'm going to scare the shit out of people as a ghost.

TheParasiter 10 years ago

I think it means his age, guys.

Superaaen123 11 years ago

FAKE DEATH WOAH like thats never happened before

DonaldTrump4life$$$ 11 years ago

Im already richer than him #TrumpRuleWorld #F@%kApple

pizza crust last year

So instant death? Pass

Narhima Abbas 11 years ago

....out of validation..... Omg

Sovereign49 9 years ago

If he freezes himself he go to future and not die

dog_fangirl 3 years ago

DOWNSIDE???

Orbit shock 11 years ago

WHAT????

lazoreffect 10 years ago

He means his age

RedFox 11 years ago

So I'm already dead? No thanks.

cattom 4 years ago

well hes already dead soooo...

Bentley Soon Li-Minn 13 years ago

He's alr dead

Timmeeeeh 11 years ago

Wtf why would you do that

Zach2072 8 years ago

Too late...

Lokaghost 10 years ago

no no no no

MrCookieman24 9 years ago

If you were to click this button, you would not die. Steve Jobs is already dead, so he can’t die again. If he were to die again, he would have to be alive again.