i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.
Repeater3 years ago
what
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DaRealConMan5 years ago
I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.
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Demigod_Wizard_Cat9 years ago
Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!
Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.
Claudsy139 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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HCAT10 years ago
Don't plan on having children anyway...
Son.vigga4 months ago
Racist towards the human race your alien
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SoulPancake10 years ago
Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal
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NovaJ72111 years ago
Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!
I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.
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Matthew_Gamer111 years ago
kill the fkin baby then!
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Snickers10 years ago
Just pull out
Lostfeather23710 years ago
Use birth control and stuff too, nothing is perfect for prevention except not having sex in the first place
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princessperfume00@gmail.com11 years ago
Does that mean I die? I'm the girl in that relasionship...
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Ltheawesome8 years ago
don't have kids and I'm a girl
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coolboycody11 years ago
no i will not let my love die fore a dog XD
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Casval12 years ago
Joke's on you, I'm a gay man!
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Hamato_jacky5 years ago
jokes on you im non binary aromantic asexual
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BillNyeTheSableye10 years ago
I mean, if the baby dies too... Then I don't really see the down side. (Sorry for the dark humor ;) )
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eboy0611 years ago
I'm already married to an awesome girl so this has no value to me.
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PotatoCat11 years ago
Don't have kids!
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Jake Walker13 years ago
No kids ;)
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LionJayandDove10 years ago
I'm a girl so.....I"LL PUSH IT!!!!
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Modal11 years ago
Good thing my name isn't Anakin
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Cylinder_tophat9 years ago
Dont get kids
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Slayer2252111 years ago
Don't make kids.
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lizabean10 years ago
how do you know it"s a she
Lool it probably is
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Doctor.Lol11 years ago
Star wars Padmé lol
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NeutralPie1762506 years ago
*laughs in lesbian*
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yours truly10 years ago
*cough*cough* nagisa *cough*cough
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wholocked12311 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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