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You can speak, listen and write in any language

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You lose four random fingers of your hands

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rbubblz9 years ago

I could make up a cool story (in 5 languages) of how I got into a badass fight or some thing then look even cooler

notmyrealname1238 years ago

this is broken what about asl/sign language? so that means you HAVE to have the fingers needed for all sign languages/ similar languages

KittyAct8 years ago

hehehe loophole

Aidan T.9 years ago

cant flip anyone off

Bashy9359 years ago

Mase that 20... I was thinking more fingers o.O

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NoragamiMiyukiOC9 years ago

Screw it I wanna learn Japanese!

Randomestnameofall8 years ago

Pusheen the cat and noragmi shut the fuck up you fucking weeaboos

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Mekoo8 years ago

I have a problem, I have 782 hands...

Pusheen The Cat9 years ago

Machanical fingers peeps 83

vonsscout59 years ago

thank you

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WonderfulWickedWitch8 years ago

How can you write with 6 fingers?

Big_Smoke8 years ago

BITCH VIDEO GAMES I NEED YOU.

Big_Smoke8 years ago

no offense.

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can be paid handsomely for being a translator and buy AutoMail

shoplego4399 years ago

I am a gamer so i really want stay whit all my fingers

DanishGamingGuy9 years ago

Them not tjem that was a typo

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QuantumButter9 years ago

What's the point of writing in a different language if you lose most of your hand?

CrazySirkom9 years ago

My girlfriend would not appreciate :/

Randle 'Ted Logan' Brooks12 years ago

I'm a musician. No way would I live without my fingers!

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago

Bionic fingers ?

Josh Brown12 years ago

but how shall I game

littlestars9 years ago

i just speak to a genius in all languages to prove i can handle robotic fingers }:]

Bonziebuddy7 years ago

Start a patreon hope for the best get new fingers

rosey De La Cruz10 years ago

plus if u write in any language or type it up that would be impossible cause u have only 6 fingers left

kingstonhall28089 years ago

i would get my fingers back by surgery so #loophole

Masked_Assasin_548 years ago

I picked no but u can get robot finger but u can’t feel

Alex Gray12 years ago

It's worth it. (Even if I can't play video games ;-;)

MadameAcelot9 years ago

That's when you get prosthetic fingers

pressmedont1239 years ago

ilike my fingers

Fanly9 years ago

Loophole: robot-fingers

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

No. Yes. No. No.no.nono.yes? NO!

ZamimiAJ10 years ago

It's called, "get surgery". Also, I want to speak Japanese so badly!

dankmemes1018 years ago

BUT WHERE DO THE FINGERS GO???

Rayakuma6 years ago

It says Finger, not thumbs. ;) literally all I need and I can buy prosthetic fingers ;)

TwistedVarsity10 years ago

This was a bad dilemma, how can you write if you only have 6 fingers?

MrEpicness9008 years ago

Just Hope You Dont Lose Fingers Doing It

Aztec_Monkey359 years ago

Prosthetics all the way

Fazerw9 years ago

I'll buy balls of steel

niekberg9 years ago

Can I make the chicken fingers joke here? :P

TheNightmareFox7 years ago

prosethetics

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago

Sign language?

IAmLegend8 years ago

If you lost 4 fingers from 1 hand you wouldn't be able to write

Dotty potatoes9 years ago

6-fingered Phil

pencil3 years ago

How do we write if we have one finger on each hand-

Chazrave10 years ago

Take my ring and pinkies ill just get a tat of the assassins creed symbols bove my rings

poop88lol9 years ago

fuck it

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

I'll get bionic fingers. Hell yeah!

HillytheSlime10 years ago

Robot hands.

Pyrotechnical9 years ago

Learning to write with your dick isn't THAT terrible.

Hereuall27 years ago

What doesn’t kill me makes me smarter

Alejandra Palau Ruzafa12 years ago

I can't live without playing the piano, fuck the languages

brycegeorge379 years ago

I'll use voice recognition software for my stories, and find some sort of bionic finger. no loss

ChocolateCake8 years ago

How can I write

Alexandra Caisse12 years ago

I'm a gamer. No way would I live without my fingers!

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES)9 years ago

With my previous buttons pressed, they will regrow XD

thatguywhoshereforfun2 years ago

i can always buy those fingers that are metallic and move

NightHunterHD10 years ago

Crap y

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