Your deoderant will make 3 people of your choice love/like you
but
5 people you know will hate you (ones that aren't chosen)
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
well it doesn't say i have to use that deoderant

tymanaZ 11 years ago
Plot twist they betray you and run off with the deoderant.

Guys 11 years ago
Well, it doesn't say anyone you care about. This includes people you remember from, say, 30 years ago.

EspressoCookie 6 years ago
Damn. Should"ve read this before I said no.

Voodoo Sally 13 years ago
this is what guys who wear Axe body spray think is happening, but they're actually just going to make 5 people hate them

c9finn 4 years ago
stfu
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K-Dawn 10 years ago
If the three people I picked loved me, at least 6 people I know would hate me anyway.

Zantku 10 years ago
Just choose the three people that matter. Problem solved!

Starly AJ 10 years ago
I hate the human race... Plus I'm Asexual and Aromantic.

TCR_ 3 years ago
Another win for the aroaces!
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Leah_770 9 years ago
downside?

winterxhawk 10 years ago
I don't care if they hate me

Luis Corrales 13 years ago
Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson.

dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago
Yes.

Dripper12345 10 years ago
Sooo, I only know 8 poeple

WickedTomahawk 10 years ago
But u could use the deoderant again to have them like me as a friend

TheThinker 10 years ago
Implying that the people who will hate me are random. Jokes on you, there are more people I know that hate me than people I know who like me. My chances are pretty good.

righteous 10 years ago
Can't I make three of the people who hate me like/love me again?

Absanon 10 years ago
i don't know alot of people... i only know 3 girls anyway, 2 being twins

Absanon 10 years ago
i know im sad

IPressButton 10 years ago
I now have a genie from a prev button so I WISH THAT SOME PEOPLE ON AFRICA OR SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY HATED MEH

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Alrighty then, i don't give a fuck about haters. They gonna hate. Selena Gomez Scarlett Johansson And sasha grey... lol jk, someone close to me i guess... idk

johnnyboy0160 12 years ago
Great, the ones that hate can keep hating, I don't give a damn.

Arc0v0 2 years ago
who needs love

2thic2vent 6 years ago
Gary.... I luv uuuuuuuuuuu...... LUV MEEEE

Octonocto 10 years ago
3 girlfriends plus there's the offchance that the 5 people that hate me are hated BY me

Tatyana Manogin 13 years ago
could be 5 random ass people

Arthur_Sarue 11 years ago
Gardevoir, Derpy Hooves, and Fate Testarossa.

Ski_Rainbows 9 years ago
Why have 3 guys love you and bother you when you have to pick one to have 5 people end hating with no choice and can end up bro g a beloved family member or super close friend :C

MiyukiEstelle 10 years ago
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SuperColumbineRPG 11 years ago
That's why we have school shootings.

sonicj01 10 years ago
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DragonElements 12 years ago
I have only 1 friend, horay!

LinaRukova 4 years ago
We can just kill those who will hate us so...

Ishmael 9 years ago
Every one doesn't like me...

Migdin1 10 years ago
I dont like deoderant...

Good boy17 11 years ago
Just make friends. With a bunch of people and. Then use the deoderant

Stolenstar 11 years ago
Loophole: Wear different deodorant around other people.

Craftnado 10 years ago
The people I care about are two important to me. I can't lose them. Also forced love isn't true love.

Knight Lewis 13 years ago
My boss, my future wife, and Robert Downey Jr.

2thic2vent 6 years ago
MY BSF GARY

Octonocto 10 years ago
3 girlfriends plus there's the offchance that the 5 people that hate me are hated BY me

Princessofgame 11 years ago
Theo James, elRubius and the other... Well I don't know who is the other. I will think about it.

yayma 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BUND3SW3HR 10 years ago
When somebody sprays that in School everyone will just look mad at that person

Apollo924 4 years ago
People that are in TV shows and stuff they can’t get into reality. Can they?

bluemarshmallow 12 years ago
Sure, I dont care haha. I wouldnt mind if a few people loved me :D

Loophole man 11 years ago
I don't wear deodorant

Patrick Wade 13 years ago
lots of people already hate m what difference does 5 more make

ethantoad 8 years ago
I dont wanna be a cheater!

Button pusher 9000 11 years ago
That is my life already so I don't care I pressed dat button bruh

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

playererer last year
why not,choose the most important first

Daniel McDonagh 13 years ago
Don't choose 5 people that like you. Choose 5 people that hate you already.

Itonlyafleshwounds 6 years ago
I “know” a lot of people.
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