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You become the greatest fondler in the history of the Universe, and are aware of all knowledge related to sex
but
You can't fondle or have sex with anyone, only pass on your knowledge.
Next


108 Comments

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lopsidedhead 10 years ago
*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

PlatyRush 2 years ago
*PANSEXUAL CRYING SOUNDS*
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SeemsLegit 9 years ago
There seems to be a lot of asexuals in this site.

12tearoldboy 7 years ago
Yes there does. How strange

Harley Quinn and Band Obessesd 11 years ago
Asexuals: Oh what a shame really *presses button*

lopsidedhead 10 years ago
Lmao that's what I thought as an asexual person.

Bgonz101 11 years ago
This sounds like the book"the giver"

Button7X3 8 years ago
I love that book
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Harrypotterisawesome12345 5 years ago
I don't want to have sex 🤢

SsgSsjKaioken 10 years ago
Everyone needs sex

lopsidedhead 10 years ago
Except children and asexuals.

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago
im pressing it just for the title i will be known as the greatest fondler xD

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
Ok but... pass it down to who?

kindParodox 10 years ago
You wouldn't have kids if you cannot use your knowledge of sex
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lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago
Jokes on you I'm an Aromantic Asexual.

Creamytoast 10 years ago
I have the willpower to change my sexuality. SO HA!
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Shana Beals 13 years ago
Useless

FTBacon 11 years ago
You are the smartest person ever

Blastronaut360 9 years ago
None of these "no downsides" are actually no downsides

Philosorapetor 10 years ago
I already know how to sex, and 7 differents way to give orgasm to a girl and 10 for boys. Gimme a reason WHY I should forbide to all my fans the have pleasure with me ( even if no one actualy do )

Bagger-BK 8 years ago
^^7 year old think watching porn means he knows how to have sex^^
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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
Uh..... why the f-ing heck would I press it!?

LastMercy 8 years ago
Sensei teach me your ways ;)

Grumpiicat 10 years ago
Adopt a kid

ajwinn1695 12 years ago
USELESS

firewaffle 11 years ago
Screw who ever put that on there.

Seftowefto999 9 years ago
WTH

I_didurmom last year
Dammit, kindergarten wouldn't be any fun anymore

LuisMen 10 years ago
I will never give no knowledge to anyone without me doing it my self

fuck dilemmas and logic 11 years ago
I WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?

GoodForYou 10 years ago
Upside?

Jbrick 11 years ago
Sex=good... roght?

Xrider 7 years ago
Downside says YOU can't fondle anyone

Rexina 8 years ago
My son lets start todays lesson.Possible desseses that may effect your sex Life are...

FlawlessGaming 9 years ago
Pointless

tim6597 10 years ago
I would like to reproduce children Its bullsh1t

gayboy6921 11 years ago
That 20% of people who pessed the button are SAD

Natepost 4 years ago
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

DemonicKingOfDiddling 12 years ago
That's already me.

SansCuzSans 8 years ago
Uuuuuh I don't... really care so no

honufire 10 years ago
ok im only a 10 year old anser HELL NO

IdkTbh 10 years ago
If you"re only 10 years old then why are you swearing?

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago
lel. no thanks, i"d rather know nothing.

7Randomstyle7 11 years ago
What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

DragoonBlaize 11 years ago
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?!

guy_who_is_always_right 6 months ago
Fucking what

Drain 9 years ago
Why.......JUST FU**ING WHY

shinchaf1 6 years ago
can be used for education and i won't be arrested for rape. what even is the downside? lets help other people.

Usama shaikh 10 years ago
What am i supposed to do on my wedding night then? Teach her sex lessons and then sleep😂😂😂

Akecha 11 years ago
How do you know you're the greatest fondler if you can't fondle someone?

have_a_guess 10 years ago
it would be the worst curse ever

Herobrine Persson 13 years ago
What if you don't have sex with them? What if THEY have sex with YOU? #Loophole

Huntermaster1125 8 years ago
That is useless

Impulse123 9 years ago
I wasn't gonna have sex anyway! YAY!

Coolguy24 11 years ago
Dude I don't want to learn about sex in fact when I'm president I will make sex illegal

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago
...then people wouldn't reproduce and all of humanity would end.

joeyjoe561 10 years ago
I'm not an adult so nooo

Xander 11 years ago
Nice?

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
Ahahaha! Time to not have sex!

oldnotweak 12 years ago
LMAO lol FONDLER?! bitches love being fondled hahahahaha what?!

GangsternauwL 8 years ago
I'll take them into my bed where I pass my knowledge on them
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