Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

17418 (21%) 67312 (79%)

17418 (21%) people have pressed this button, while 67312 (79%) did not.

You become the greatest fondler in the history of the Universe, and are aware of all knowledge related to sex

but

You can't fondle or have sex with anyone, only pass on your knowledge.

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lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

PlatyRush8 months ago

*PANSEXUAL CRYING SOUNDS*

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SeemsLegit7 years ago

There seems to be a lot of asexuals in this site.

12tearoldboy5 years ago

Yes there does. How strange

Harley Quinn and Band Obessesd 9 years ago

Asexuals: Oh what a shame really *presses button*

lopsidedhead9 years ago

Lmao that's what I thought as an asexual person.

Harrypotterisawesome123453 years ago

I don't want to have sex 🤢

Bgonz1019 years ago

This sounds like the book"the giver"

Button7X37 years ago

I love that book

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SsgSsjKaioken 9 years ago

Everyone needs sex

lopsidedhead9 years ago

Except children and asexuals.

ITellTheTruth9 years ago

im pressing it just for the title i will be known as the greatest fondler xD

Stagetheme1012 9 years ago

Ok but... pass it down to who?

kindParodox8 years ago

You wouldn't have kids if you cannot use your knowledge of sex

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lazyPerfectionist9 years ago

Jokes on you I'm an Aromantic Asexual.

Creamytoast9 years ago

I have the willpower to change my sexuality. SO HA!

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Shana Beals12 years ago

Useless

FTBacon9 years ago

You are the smartest person ever

Blastronaut3608 years ago

None of these "no downsides" are actually no downsides

Philosorapetor8 years ago

I already know how to sex, and 7 differents way to give orgasm to a girl and 10 for boys. Gimme a reason WHY I should forbide to all my fans the have pleasure with me ( even if no one actualy do )

Bagger-BK7 years ago

^^7 year old think watching porn means he knows how to have sex^^

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Uh..... why the f-ing heck would I press it!?

gayboy69219 years ago

That 20% of people who pessed the button are SAD

Natepost2 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

tim65978 years ago

I would like to reproduce children Its bullsh1t

SansCuzSans7 years ago

Uuuuuh I don't... really care so no

honufire9 years ago

ok im only a 10 year old anser HELL NO

IdkTbh8 years ago

If you"re only 10 years old then why are you swearing?

DemonicKingOfDiddling11 years ago

That's already me.

7Randomstyle79 years ago

What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

lel. no thanks, i"d rather know nothing.

Drain8 years ago

Why.......JUST FU**ING WHY

DragoonBlaize 9 years ago

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?!

Usama shaikh9 years ago

What am i supposed to do on my wedding night then? Teach her sex lessons and then sleepðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Akecha10 years ago

How do you know you're the greatest fondler if you can't fondle someone?

shinchaf15 years ago

can be used for education and i won't be arrested for rape. what even is the downside? lets help other people.

Herobrine Persson12 years ago

What if you don't have sex with them? What if THEY have sex with YOU? #Loophole

Huntermaster11257 years ago

That is useless

have_a_guess9 years ago

it would be the worst curse ever

Impulse1238 years ago

I wasn't gonna have sex anyway! YAY!

Coolguy249 years ago

Dude I don't want to learn about sex in fact when I'm president I will make sex illegal

TheMagicalKiwi9 years ago

...then people wouldn't reproduce and all of humanity would end.

Xander 9 years ago

Nice?

ScottishCookie2 years ago

Ahahaha! Time to not have sex!

joeyjoe5618 years ago

I'm not an adult so nooo

GangsternauwL6 years ago

I'll take them into my bed where I pass my knowledge on them

IanGaming9 years ago

I don't even wanna fuck anyone.

oldnotweak10 years ago

LMAO lol FONDLER?! bitches love being fondled hahahahaha what?!

7Randomstyle79 years ago

What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

SparkShark7 years ago

How will people know how good you are at fondling if you can't do it though?

WolfTamer8 years ago

Uh no

Milkywae4 years ago

Are these made by people who watch pornhub 24/7

Yanna Di Ronco12 years ago

I swear the people on this website are high...

WaleedTheDeku7 years ago

Sex for http://cdn.kikakeyboard.com/sticker_partnerLoveFace/09.png

ca11m3raven9 years ago

Kind of like a perverted pai mei

Reece shaw9 years ago

heck no

Caelanlast year

only suffering

OtakuTillDeath8 years ago

My friend is like that but she is asexual

larkin184310 years ago

I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX ;)

brazen_idiot6 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot receive

Batman19 years ago

Pass knowledge to girlfriend

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