Will You Press The Button?

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You become the greatest fondler in the history of the Universe, and are aware of all knowledge related to sex

but

You can't fondle or have sex with anyone, only pass on your knowledge.

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lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

PlatyRush 2 years ago

*PANSEXUAL CRYING SOUNDS*

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SeemsLegit 9 years ago

There seems to be a lot of asexuals in this site.

12tearoldboy 7 years ago

Yes there does. How strange

Harley Quinn and Band Obessesd 11 years ago

Asexuals: Oh what a shame really *presses button*

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

Lmao that's what I thought as an asexual person.

Bgonz101 11 years ago

This sounds like the book"the giver"

Button7X3 8 years ago

I love that book

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Harrypotterisawesome12345 5 years ago

I don't want to have sex 🤢

SsgSsjKaioken 10 years ago

Everyone needs sex

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

Except children and asexuals.

ITellTheTruth 11 years ago

im pressing it just for the title i will be known as the greatest fondler xD

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago

Ok but... pass it down to who?

kindParodox 10 years ago

You wouldn't have kids if you cannot use your knowledge of sex

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lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago

Jokes on you I'm an Aromantic Asexual.

Creamytoast 10 years ago

I have the willpower to change my sexuality. SO HA!

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Shana Beals 13 years ago

Useless

FTBacon 11 years ago

You are the smartest person ever

Blastronaut360 9 years ago

None of these "no downsides" are actually no downsides

Philosorapetor 10 years ago

I already know how to sex, and 7 differents way to give orgasm to a girl and 10 for boys. Gimme a reason WHY I should forbide to all my fans the have pleasure with me ( even if no one actualy do )

Bagger-BK 8 years ago

^^7 year old think watching porn means he knows how to have sex^^

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Uh..... why the f-ing heck would I press it!?

Rexina 8 years ago

My son lets start todays lesson.Possible desseses that may effect your sex Life are...

FlawlessGaming 9 years ago

Pointless

Natepost 4 years ago

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

tim6597 10 years ago

I would like to reproduce children Its bullsh1t

gayboy6921 11 years ago

That 20% of people who pessed the button are SAD

honufire 10 years ago

ok im only a 10 year old anser HELL NO

IdkTbh 10 years ago

If you"re only 10 years old then why are you swearing?

DemonicKingOfDiddling 12 years ago

That's already me.

SansCuzSans 8 years ago

Uuuuuh I don't... really care so no

TheLogicalHusky 9 years ago

lel. no thanks, i"d rather know nothing.

7Randomstyle7 11 years ago

What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

Drain 9 years ago

Why.......JUST FU**ING WHY

DragoonBlaize 11 years ago

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?!

guy_who_is_always_right 6 months ago

Fucking what

Akecha 11 years ago

How do you know you're the greatest fondler if you can't fondle someone?

shinchaf1 6 years ago

can be used for education and i won't be arrested for rape. what even is the downside? lets help other people.

Usama shaikh 10 years ago

What am i supposed to do on my wedding night then? Teach her sex lessons and then sleepðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Huntermaster1125 8 years ago

That is useless

have_a_guess 10 years ago

it would be the worst curse ever

Herobrine Persson 13 years ago

What if you don't have sex with them? What if THEY have sex with YOU? #Loophole

Coolguy24 11 years ago

Dude I don't want to learn about sex in fact when I'm president I will make sex illegal

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago

...then people wouldn't reproduce and all of humanity would end.

Impulse123 9 years ago

I wasn't gonna have sex anyway! YAY!

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Ahahaha! Time to not have sex!

joeyjoe561 10 years ago

I'm not an adult so nooo

Xander 11 years ago

Nice?

IanGaming 10 years ago

I don't even wanna fuck anyone.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

LMAO lol FONDLER?! bitches love being fondled hahahahaha what?!

GangsternauwL 8 years ago

I'll take them into my bed where I pass my knowledge on them

SparkShark 9 years ago

How will people know how good you are at fondling if you can't do it though?

7Randomstyle7 11 years ago

What's the fricking point!? I haven't even hit puberty yet,so I can't make cum!

WolfTamer 9 years ago

Uh no

FoxyFromOnePiece 4 months ago

If it'll help my crew, I'll bear any burden. Fuehfehfeh.

Milkywae 6 years ago

Are these made by people who watch pornhub 24/7

Yanna Di Ronco 13 years ago

I swear the people on this website are high...

WaleedTheDeku 8 years ago

Sex for http://cdn.kikakeyboard.com/sticker_partnerLoveFace/09.png

ca11m3raven 10 years ago

Kind of like a perverted pai mei

Reece shaw 11 years ago

heck no

Caelan 3 years ago

only suffering

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