Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats2 months ago

Whomp

Ditto_420last year

sounds like a skill issue

Le Randomizer10 years ago

I hope you have enough money to buy a DICTIONARY

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago

@Tacomuncher12 Yeah, they bought a dictionary. Bad luck that you were chosen lol :P

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Tabyon4 years ago

Not my problem

Bantersaurus8 years ago

I just have to hope that the number of the things i buy actually matches the number of families i hate

Cascas807 years ago

Ahaahhahajahahah this would help me for world domination

BatOutta6669 years ago

NO IM NOT SELFISH!

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

Buy necromancy.

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R-boy4 years ago

EVILLLLL

ThePaulDude3 years ago

YES BRUH! YES!

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Don't you mean, I'll pass by every thing I want.

Andrew Scott Walker12 years ago

I can buy whatever I want. Meaning I can buy the ability to counteract this negative side effect.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Noice

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Tranny_faggot8 years ago

Just rent everything my guy

TMJ9 years ago

I love to "by" stuff...

cheesegal8 years ago

It doesn't say you have to use it, you have a free last resort.

Mason-commodore8 years ago

"By whatever you want"

vxNinja8 years ago

I can buy the power to make me immortal save the world make the side affects go away and save the world ok wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...[Show full comment]

Common-sense8 years ago

Buy them new stuff

Burke Lizzie12 years ago

you can have someone buy it by proxy

MyFictionalLife3 years ago

i agree

Claudia Scotson12 years ago

buy*

Coww98 years ago

I can just give them some money

CMHammond9 years ago

'whenever you buy something...' So not just things I buy with the infinite money? Including my own money from before the button? I think the '...buy anything you want...' is the main thing here, buy magic, time machines or a genie.

T_wizzle4206 years ago

Small price to pay for salvation

sexyeggwithglasses10 years ago

Some men, just want to watch the world burn

YoshiRulz1019 years ago

*buy*

abbyaloha11 years ago

I could have people buy stuff for me than theres a loophole

shadow429 years ago

you heartless people

Thomas J. Lawson12 years ago

Seeing a lot of "I'd use it for good" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/eclectic77/LOTR/fotr0758.jpg

Owen's clan 9 years ago

Noo

IAmBarackObama2 years ago

Hire someone to buy stuff for you

Tazzy Pup10 years ago

Make a giant purchase one person dies

ninjadino3219 years ago

Im selfish but im not THAT selfish.

Reeeeeeeeeeeee4 years ago

I’ll buy a time machine

lavaleader10 years ago

Who cares them? IM RICH MOFO!

TheGlitchWitch8 years ago

I'll buy the family money.

SomeDudeWithWiFi7 years ago

I DON'T CARE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Beef10 years ago

Hell no, I am not living to be the most evil person that will go down in the history of the world.

Skull2148 years ago

Apparently 41% of people don't have a heart and run the risk of it being their family.

Bantersaurus8 years ago

did you not READ the top comment?

OMGItzDakota9 years ago

WOW...I can buy my girlfriend anything I thought...then I thought what if it was me or her who gets the bad side effect...

Buttonpresser30099 years ago

Why not

SantaBaba9 years ago

but if a family has a dog, then they wouldnt have enough money for its food and it dies. sad ending.

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

kill everyone, but kate upton ãƒ½à¼¼àºˆÙ„Íœàºˆà¼½ï¾‰ãƒ½à¼¼àºˆÙ„Íœàºˆà¼½ï¾‰

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

The spelling on this site is truly impeccable.

auchrien(thecheapskate)10 years ago

lol my dad gives me 1mill every year

TheGreatWizpoo8 years ago

When ever "you" buy something. Hire someone to buy things for u

Caylin Barker12 years ago

Yep, pressin that button

topazwolf919 years ago

yup, im a sadist

Blake03158 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

ArchedParsley79 years ago

38% of people are monsters

LilChooser5 years ago

I can buy their family

TacoBandit10 years ago

*FRANTICALLY SLAMS BUTTON* a haha yes

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

Someone else can use my money to buy whatever I want :D

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