Will You Press The Button?

Nilex 9 years ago

Nah. I would rather have shinigami eyes instead.

keaton-h 5 years ago

nice

Colleen Reed 13 years ago

Quality over quantity...

dedirake 5 years ago

Give this man a hat!

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Ticcicipher 11 years ago

I'm sorry you are not a Shinigami (Death god) You can't take my life in exchange for things. THIS ISN'T DEATH NOTE!

AcousticJamm 11 years ago

My dream was to have infinite wishes, so that I would wish to live forever. PARADOX!

roflcopters 9 years ago

said nothing about your dream life coming true so the paradox is nonexistant

BluBerryCake 10 years ago

I didnt say you have to LOOPHOLES!!!

Stewart Robson 13 years ago

did I just find a Death Note?

Get-the-salt 10 years ago

OMG I THOUGHT THIS TOO

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Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

Sorry but can you repeat yourself? There is nothing like happiness that you can find while you are alive. The true happiness is when you are being released from this cursed world.

V for vendetta 10 years ago

Hardship are the stepping stones toward happiness

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

Nah, happy is boring. You've gotta have a little tragedy now and again.

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

True. If we only had happiness we"d all kg insane. A combination of all emotions is nessessary to prevent this.

Adam Hubbard 13 years ago

I wanna live to see us progress into space.

rekerizor 10 years ago

Vendetta, ian is too dumb to be 12 a 12 year old knows that we got into space multiple timea

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Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

So, the shinigami eye deal in death note?

Alex66 11 years ago

but theres no wish you get guys...

nubby 11 years ago

I hate being happy and seeing people happy so this is an easy decision NO!

md418 11 months ago

有人会需要我的…

AnandManand 10 years ago

Death note reference?

MouseGirl 5 years ago

https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502194

jacwib 12 years ago

im sorry, i wanna live until year 2100 :P

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Happy life for me is being the richest man alive. Donate all the money to medical/education/development of third world countries when your about to die and you have a purpose.

Derfel 8 years ago

Presses button... 1... 2... 3... dies

bloodyblade 9 years ago

what if i still lived 100 years give or take 10

hannahrugbygirl166 11 years ago

You would know to live you life more so screw staying comfortable I am off to do my bucket list

oughFAN 10 years ago

I'm weak inside. :(

SkullGirl 11 years ago

well I get bullied and people treat me like shit so I don't see the down side to this,

Canihaveachezburgertoo 3 years ago

*dies right now*

123_Carbon 6 years ago

That"s real life

Ninja_pig 11 years ago

only half of the same life? no way

Rex_Lions 9 years ago

If it"s happy and fulfilled, you would live as long as you want, but then you would also get whatever you desire, including infinite life an timemachine and more.... LoopHole found.

gamerfreak 11 years ago

If thats the case I have like seven years left since the average life span is 85 years live and let die

HasASenpai 11 years ago

Even though I am fine how I am I want to be happy.

CornyPlaysYT 10 years ago

Umm. . .

Xenomorphboy 5 years ago

People don’t actually realize how happy they are until it’s too late, live your life and remember that there will always be better days

KassieBell 10 years ago

But what if my fulfilled life is living over half of that lifespan?

Lord Hydra 12 years ago

It says you can, not will.

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

i would be rich so... i could donate to poor people/sick people/homeless people my children could live an amazing life im fine with dyeing early

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

ignore the r and n

1zombiekim 8 years ago

win-win

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago

Now, we do need mixed emotions to keep away from insanity, BUT, you could be happy with some tragedy. Either way, half of your life is pain and suffering, so this is worth it.

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago

By the way, you could be happy living forbl around 500 years or more with an extremely slow aging proccess, so you basically are a half celestial being.

DinoGutt 11 years ago

Fuc happiness

Zekzar 10 years ago

But you know that your lifespan was just cut in half. That wouldn't make me happy, fulfilled, or comfortable. Contradiction.

BlahBlah123 11 years ago

If I have a happy and fulfilled life then I would be happy to die because I would know that I was loved and I had a wonderful life.

cuttlefishCuddler 2 years ago

Y-EP! I don't want to be )(ere and do not)(ing.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

death note :T

hello______________2 6 years ago

what???

Ninja_pig 11 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

BRYBUSCUS117 10 years ago

No it isn't ;)

TheRationalist 8 years ago

Hey, now I can’t grow senile!

Jonan4tor 11 years ago

Why would I cut my life in half? I already have the best life

lizardbarf127 11 years ago

There is no afterlife. God is a lie made by people who felt no sense of purpose or just out of blind guessing. Just as were Greek gods. Now that answers are here about universal truths, people deny them of fear of being wrong or still blind judgement. This... [Show full comment]

Me17 10 years ago

this is better if you are old

Stabby_McStabberson 12 years ago

Stop looking for easy ways to make yourself happy. Get off your sorry ass and make it happen yourself. No downside to that one.

Reaxies 5 years ago

It kicked me out for pressing the button for saying jellybean sucks

Daryl 10 years ago

Life would be boring if everything was going right for you

usernametaken 7 years ago

I already pressed a button that makes me immortal...

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