39296 (43%) 52091 (57%)
39296 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 52091 (57%) did not.
You can live a happy, fulfilled and comfortable life.
but
In exchange for half of your remaining lifespan.
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Colleen Reed12 years ago
Quality over quantity...

dedirake4 years ago
Give this man a hat!
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Nilex8 years ago
Nah. I would rather have shinigami eyes instead.

keaton-h4 years ago
nice

Ticcicipher9 years ago
I'm sorry you are not a Shinigami (Death god) You can't take my life in exchange for things. THIS ISN'T DEATH NOTE!

AcousticJamm9 years ago
My dream was to have infinite wishes, so that I would wish to live forever. PARADOX!

roflcopters7 years ago
said nothing about your dream life coming true so the paradox is nonexistant

BluBerryCake9 years ago
I didnt say you have to LOOPHOLES!!!

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Sorry but can you repeat yourself? There is nothing like happiness that you can find while you are alive. The true happiness is when you are being released from this cursed world.

V for vendetta9 years ago
Hardship are the stepping stones toward happiness

Stewart Robson12 years ago
did I just find a Death Note?

Get-the-salt8 years ago
OMG I THOUGHT THIS TOO
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Katie Cassie12 years ago
Nah, happy is boring. You've gotta have a little tragedy now and again.

Agent_Waffle8 years ago
True. If we only had happiness we"d all kg insane. A combination of all emotions is nessessary to prevent this.

Adam Hubbard12 years ago
I wanna live to see us progress into space.

rekerizor9 years ago
Vendetta, ian is too dumb to be 12 a 12 year old knows that we got into space multiple timea
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Ninja_pig9 years ago
only half of the same life? no way

123_Carbon4 years ago
That"s real life

Rex_Lions7 years ago
If it"s happy and fulfilled, you would live as long as you want, but then you would also get whatever you desire, including infinite life an timemachine and more.... LoopHole found.

gamerfreak9 years ago
If thats the case I have like seven years left since the average life span is 85 years live and let die

CornyPlaysYT8 years ago
Umm. . .

HasASenpai9 years ago
Even though I am fine how I am I want to be happy.

Lord Hydra10 years ago
It says you can, not will.

Xenomorphboy3 years ago
People don’t actually realize how happy they are until it’s too late, live your life and remember that there will always be better days

KassieBell9 years ago
But what if my fulfilled life is living over half of that lifespan?

1zombiekim6 years ago
win-win

enderkid the muse of hope 9 years ago
i would be rich so... i could donate to poor people/sick people/homeless people my children could live an amazing life im fine with dyeing early

enderkid the muse of hope 9 years ago
ignore the r and n

JustThatButtonPusher8 years ago
Now, we do need mixed emotions to keep away from insanity, BUT, you could be happy with some tragedy. Either way, half of your life is pain and suffering, so this is worth it.

JustThatButtonPusher8 years ago
By the way, you could be happy living forbl around 500 years or more with an extremely slow aging proccess, so you basically are a half celestial being.

DinoGutt9 years ago
Fuc happiness

BlahBlah1239 years ago
If I have a happy and fulfilled life then I would be happy to die because I would know that I was loved and I had a wonderful life.

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year
Y-EP! I don't want to be )(ere and do not)(ing.

Zekzar8 years ago
But you know that your lifespan was just cut in half. That wouldn't make me happy, fulfilled, or comfortable. Contradiction.

hello______________24 years ago
what???

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

BRYBUSCUS1179 years ago
No it isn't ;)

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
death note :T

Jonan4tor9 years ago
Why would I cut my life in half? I already have the best life

TheRationalist7 years ago
Hey, now I can’t grow senile!

Me178 years ago
this is better if you are old

lizardbarf1279 years ago
There is no afterlife. God is a lie made by people who felt no sense of purpose or just out of blind guessing. Just as were Greek gods. Now that answers are here about universal truths, people deny them of fear of being wrong or still blind judgement. This...[Show full comment]

Daryl9 years ago
Life would be boring if everything was going right for you

Stabby_McStabberson10 years ago
Stop looking for easy ways to make yourself happy. Get off your sorry ass and make it happen yourself. No downside to that one.

Reaxies3 years ago
It kicked me out for pressing the button for saying jellybean sucks

usernametaken5 years ago
I already pressed a button that makes me immortal...

Sceptor8 years ago
You can obtain this without the downside..

DinoGutt9 years ago
Fuc happiness

GCDarkGGG9 years ago
Loophole: If your happy wonderful life would be to live really long, you could get around the bad side.

Iwantmesomecelery611 months ago
I don't think it's worth it

Retardness8 years ago
I hate life, so there's no downside.

hello______________24 years ago
i"m going no

Ze Button Pusher9 years ago
Fair Nuff

Hanzel Limanjaya12 years ago
Well, live in full of happiness, everything is fulfilled, and a comfortable life would make us a better person, we don't have to care about our life, so we can help others life, and be kind, so we can go to heaven, even faster with our half life span

KawaiiKatYT7 years ago
Well, you can still live a great life without pressing the button.

TheGabsHP8 years ago
I"d die happy

BloodlustREAL 9 years ago
The Internet didnt even exist yet!

SomebodyElse.Com10 years ago
bettter a short, good, life than a long, shit, life

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
press it when you"re 100

imagoat2455 years ago
This is one of the main plot points in death note. Bruh.
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