Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.
Moony_haze9 years ago
Me too
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Coolconner3078 years ago
But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole
Aliens312 years ago
If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself.
If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
datboi4276 years ago
9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.
What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?
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Superblobby11 years ago
I wanna friend zone all the girls, and see how it's like
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Sparkyboi9 years ago
Gender...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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joey mama11 years ago
Then it make no sence
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Caribou5 years ago
This one makes no sense. It"s like cutting off your hair to buy yourself a watch fob, then selling your watch to buy a brooch for the hair you no longer have. Button is 100% downside.
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lolda polda kokotek10 years ago
I'm a sexual atheist
The fuck is that?
I dont belive in loseing my virginty
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CM5011 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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ShaneB8 years ago
Did anyone else look through the comments to find other Asexuals laughing
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Somerandomfaggot12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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AllahAkbar42011 years ago
Upside countered by down side niceeeeeee.
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BlaiseyWaisey9 years ago
*giggles in genderfluid* does that mean I can shapeshift my genitals
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AngelaLuvsLuna10 years ago
I planned to remain a virgin. No downside.
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WallZachariah9 years ago
What If you are not a virgin already
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moldypotato133711 years ago
lol no way
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_vo1ce_4 years ago
Me, an Asexual: Foolish mortal, this was my plan all along!
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The Masked Mallard11 years ago
An unrapeable tease? Sign me up!
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The Fallen Anglish11 years ago
The downside probably won't change anything, so...
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ItsAMeSaltyChipGuy6 years ago
That"s so profitable
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クリック12 years ago
You can't control the rape.
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Alimorph9 years ago
Why do you make these things?
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Sher_locked8 years ago
Stupid shit.You have sex, but remain a virgin. You just Forget about it and enjoy it even more each time.
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Louise Mawari Æðelred13 years ago
Can't remain something you weren't at the start of a contract. Come on, free drinks!
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BranHam11 years ago
Where's the down side
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LB7211 years ago
No im not rqcist I dont want to be sexiest of my own gender
avalisawesome11 years ago
sexiest not sexist
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R_D2 years ago
I can do sex but i can't lose my virginity it's fantastic
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LaLa200311 years ago
My bus driver is sexiest because she puts girls in the back and boys in the front, so no.
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Usernamesareoverrated9 years ago
I misread that as sexist first and was so confused
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idodoprime5 years ago
this is the perfect combo for a weirdo who would be put on R/niceguys or some shit like that
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JuRom11 years ago
*asexual laughter*
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Sappy4411 years ago
How would this be possible
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Rich Ard11 years ago
Why the fun gone :'(
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lizard73858 years ago
HA
ACE
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asdguy0012 years ago
This is my life
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Jester Youtube11 years ago
masturbation. a gal/guy can still get you off without having the sex
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