Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals 2 years ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan 5 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU 10 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg 4 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Freakazoid 10 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze 9 years ago

Me too

Coolconner307 8 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens31 2 years ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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BruhWhy 9 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

Niggakiller last year

im gonna a sexual with this log ahh dih.

AndyFSH 10 years ago

I've got hands.

Niggakiller last year

I've got yo mom hands on my long ahh dih.

invisibleman 10 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager 13 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd 8 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Superblobby 11 years ago

I wanna friend zone all the girls, and see how it's like

Sparkyboi 9 years ago

Gender... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

joey mama 11 years ago

Then it make no sence

Caribou 5 years ago

This one makes no sense. It"s like cutting off your hair to buy yourself a watch fob, then selling your watch to buy a brooch for the hair you no longer have. Button is 100% downside.

lolda polda kokotek 10 years ago

I'm a sexual atheist The fuck is that? I dont belive in loseing my virginty

CM50 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

ShaneB 8 years ago

Did anyone else look through the comments to find other Asexuals laughing

Somerandomfaggot 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

AllahAkbar420 11 years ago

Upside countered by down side niceeeeeee.

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

*giggles in genderfluid* does that mean I can shapeshift my genitals

AngelaLuvsLuna 10 years ago

I planned to remain a virgin. No downside.

WallZachariah 9 years ago

What If you are not a virgin already

moldypotato1337 11 years ago

lol no way

_vo1ce_ 4 years ago

Me, an Asexual: Foolish mortal, this was my plan all along!

The Masked Mallard 11 years ago

An unrapeable tease? Sign me up!

The Fallen Anglish 11 years ago

The downside probably won't change anything, so...

ItsAMeSaltyChipGuy 6 years ago

That"s so profitable

ã‚¯ãƒªãƒƒã‚¯ 12 years ago

You can't control the rape.

Alimorph 9 years ago

Why do you make these things?

Sher_locked 8 years ago

Stupid shit.You have sex, but remain a virgin. You just Forget about it and enjoy it even more each time.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Can't remain something you weren't at the start of a contract. Come on, free drinks!

BranHam 11 years ago

Where's the down side

LB72 11 years ago

No im not rqcist I dont want to be sexiest of my own gender

avalisawesome 11 years ago

sexiest not sexist

R_D 2 years ago

I can do sex but i can't lose my virginity it's fantastic

LaLa2003 11 years ago

My bus driver is sexiest because she puts girls in the back and boys in the front, so no.

Usernamesareoverrated 9 years ago

I misread that as sexist first and was so confused

idodoprime 5 years ago

this is the perfect combo for a weirdo who would be put on R/niceguys or some shit like that

JuRom 11 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Sappy44 11 years ago

How would this be possible

Rich Ard 11 years ago

Why the fun gone :'(

lizard7385 8 years ago

HA ACE

asdguy00 12 years ago

This is my life

Jester Youtube 11 years ago

masturbation. a gal/guy can still get you off without having the sex

Toffii 9 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care lololol

Gustavo Torres 13 years ago

so no change :'c

jshaw71 10 years ago

Make money modeling? among other things...

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

I think they switched the upside and downside

serrato12 11 years ago

bish i is sexi alreadi don't even bish

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago

-claps-

Cookie_cat 4 years ago

well damn i dont think i'll lose it either way

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