Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals 2 years ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan 5 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU 10 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg 4 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Freakazoid 10 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze 9 years ago

Me too

Coolconner307 8 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens31 2 years ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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BruhWhy 9 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

Niggakiller last year

im gonna a sexual with this log ahh dih.

AndyFSH 10 years ago

I've got hands.

Niggakiller last year

I've got yo mom hands on my long ahh dih.

invisibleman 10 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager 13 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd 8 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Darkvine 11 years ago

Asexuality here I come

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

I think they switched the upside and downside

serrato12 11 years ago

bish i is sexi alreadi don't even bish

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago

-claps-

Cookie_cat 4 years ago

well damn i dont think i'll lose it either way

B0gg0 9 years ago

I'll be called a virgin, but I may not be one

Hparry 11 years ago

:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( Frown

ArataTaleSans 6 years ago

*laughs is asexual*

Marcella123 12 years ago

*asexual giggles*

STRIKEtendo 11 years ago

What's the use of being the sexiest person of your gender, if you're never gonna have sex?

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Idc about the downside i will do it no matter what *cough* expect rape

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago

If only for the fact that I hate looking at myself in the mirror.

Crazydog783 9 years ago

Does blowjob count?

mistake reparation 11 years ago

why would you want to be sexist of you're gender?

Ferretwithagun 2 years ago

Can o baked beans

xlittle 11 years ago

i am content with second best, if that were a thing

gimli360 11 years ago

why would you want to be the sexiest for nothing?

Solas 5 years ago

I see no downside

loophole_man27 11 years ago

I'm antisocial so I was probably going to remain a virgin anywais *slams button*

Orreia 9 years ago

YES I would just seduce people and run away like a hoe

Channelistic 7 years ago

Wait, is that like not being able to have sex at all? Or is it that you become a virgin again?

rippedjeans 12 years ago

I don't care about being the sexiest. I care about having sex.

Loopholesfinder 11 years ago

Wtf

Andromeda 10 years ago

Wait, does that mean I'm a horny man's fantasy? If so then that's a lose-lose right there.

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

Fuck.no

ImAMurderer 9 years ago

Who said I was a virgin? SUCK IT, I"M A CHRISTIAN, BIOCHHH

Chelsea Scroggins 13 years ago

Haha, jackpot.

GarfeelingGood 4 years ago

"Remain a virgin" But I'm not a... never mind..

GreenDog3 11 years ago

Itd help my self esteem

AutumnLowe 9 years ago

Lol. I'm gay. Don't need to have sex.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Gays can have sex. Just saying.

MrFronzen 11 years ago

What's the point of being so sexy if you can't have sex?

grimAuxilarix 9 years ago

It"s still a dilemma of what counts as a virgin for lesbians. If this gets me my crush, hell yes.

hydro22 11 years ago

?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??

Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago

I would be the best spy ever

setorines 12 years ago

Not currently a virgin so I can't "remain" it. Solid loophole. I'm just sexy

Moon.cap 11 years ago

Well no thank you

Equinox Paradox 12 years ago

BUT SMEX MUAHAHAHHA

KittenPuppy 9 years ago

tbh this is going to happen no matter what

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

If I am the sexiest, then how am I still a virgin?

notthatimportant 11 years ago

Study and practice daoism, become the sexiest immortal ever. Immortal form isn't a physical living body and thus the rule of virginity no longer applies.

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