Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals7 months ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan3 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU9 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg2 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Coolconner3077 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens315 months ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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Freakazoid8 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze8 years ago

Me too

BruhWhy8 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

AndyFSH9 years ago

I've got hands.

invisibleman9 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager12 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd7 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Firemon60003 years ago

Just being able to taunt people would be fabulous

Darkvine10 years ago

I say no, but you can strip and turn it into a shitton of money, right?

TheBlueExorcist8 years ago

Virginity is an abstract concept. It"s really decided by you if oral/anal is "sex". And then there"s toys (they don't compare, I'm sure, but it"d still feel good)

ClareWhite9 years ago

Lose/lose

DerpyKitten8 years ago

I"d rather be the deadliest than the sexiest :3

ryan rose9 years ago

What is the point

ChewyRainbow6 years ago

Neither is a hood thing though? Also I'm genderfluid so iow does that work

vorpike10 years ago

still other upsides, fame and money

godorninja9 years ago

where is the upside

acefirstbase7 years ago

The aces are here, and we"re too beautiful for you!!!!

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago

Be the sexiest man alive, and stay a virgin. That's a win-win in my book.

Amyliff9 years ago

I like being a Virgin so yass

BLOPPY7 years ago

Who tf even cares about sex

Butt9 years ago

No point

Cod3broken10 months ago

>be me, ace "I see this as an absolute win!"

MeepKeep10 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin ;P

joey mama9 years ago

Then it make no sence

Caribou3 years ago

This one makes no sense. It"s like cutting off your hair to buy yourself a watch fob, then selling your watch to buy a brooch for the hair you no longer have. Button is 100% downside.

Superblobby10 years ago

I wanna friend zone all the girls, and see how it's like

Sparkyboi8 years ago

Gender... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ShaneB7 years ago

Did anyone else look through the comments to find other Asexuals laughing

Somerandomfaggot11 years ago

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lolda polda kokotek9 years ago

I'm a sexual atheist The fuck is that? I dont belive in loseing my virginty

CM509 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]