You have the house of your dreams (furniture, etc all included.
but
It's in mogadishu, somalia.
I will not


ibot9169 years ago
DONT READ THIS!!! IF YOU DO A POTATO WILL BE EATEN!!!

TGOE5 months ago
cry bout it
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Pluss9 years ago
Well, SELLING A GOLD HOUSE and getting now one somewhere would be 69x times better. I guess.

gamandy2 years ago
selling anything made of gold would be easy
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lilydog9459 years ago
That doesn't mean I have to live in it. I will sell it.

Frostinii 9 years ago
WHY NOT JUST BUILD A HOUSE THAT ENGULFS THE WHOLE CITY SO THAT YOU WIN AND EVERYONE DIES

Yukitai4 years ago
That"s not a house then. What house spans for many, many acres?

HateEveryone9 years ago
My dream house's abile to teleport to another country

TheStache 9 years ago
my dream house is a flying fucking airship.with LOADS of guns...

Kelli Sue Connolly12 years ago
My dream house's defense system will instantly disintegrate any and all intruders. Problem solved.

ForceFriend8 years ago
What if the intruders are a pair of starving three year old girls?
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RenMi9 years ago
My house would be zombie proof. I assume that would keep out pirates too?

Foxesarecool7 years ago
You are a pirate;3
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nachure17 years ago
My Dream House is an Immortal House.

m.bugam9 years ago
You can sell it and buy anotherone, and if nobody wants to buy it, you chose gold furniture and you sell it as gold ingot

Kagerosa9 years ago
But what if my house flies? Can't I just fly it anywhere I want?

Darkgnaw8 years ago
Hey as long as i did it i would be okay and if theyre strangers its okay

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only if its got guards and treasure creating vaults. and is gigantic and able to empower the area into lawful.

oldnotweak11 years ago
a flying fortress with automated magical defenses and dragons armies i can ride into battle

BeckerstheWolf10 years ago
Eh, I care more about where I live than what I live in. I'd rather live in a cabin in the middle of a forest, alone. That way I can scare off little children who think it's haunted.

Smartest-Man3 years ago
My dream house has tubes like Futurama that shoot me to other cities.

Johnytoucan8 years ago
Flying house

Myself1239 years ago
I'll make my house so only myself and people of my choice can enter. And it's indestructible

cooldude45610 years ago
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Ecto Cooler9 years ago
Simple. My dream house just becomes Fort Knox. But with more impenetrable defenses. And a railgun.

sdoniczx10 years ago
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NateCuber8 years ago
doesn't matter where it is

firewaffle9 years ago
I have no idea were the hell that is.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
its where the pirates from captain phillips actually are. its the tortuga of modern shipping lanes, its near enough for small boats to drive up to cargo ships, steal everything/ransom, and get away.

Bear5last year
can i change the place to JAPAN??? There i would live with my kawaii wife and make a beautiful japanese family

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago
I'd make it my dream house boat, then.

Drain8 years ago
My dream house would have a force field around it and it would fly,also invisibility.....problem: none

Yukitai4 years ago
Who"s dream house is bound by typical house rules? Alter it to shoot into space, be self-sufficient, blast+projectile proof, and everything.

Loopholer12479 years ago
My dream house can turn into.... A very large campervan, and can also turn back! :3

Merilille10 years ago
My dream house is a small apartment that will house me and my 5 cats that I will someday have. I guess I better learn Arabic....

dezsepticeye9 years ago
Good luck.
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subzerus10 years ago
I don't need to go if I don't wanna but maybe it gets to be useful some day or I just sell it to someone

Sylvezi7 years ago
My dream house can fly

IceSniper1511 years ago
Well, machineguns and f*cking mortars and an armory full of freaking guns and loads of ammo are included in my furnitures and dream house. I would put a laser fence and freaking pew pew sentries to be safe XD

DomZ1278 years ago
[Anti-terrorist-mechanism activated]

Beaglesandpancakes8 years ago
Man caves!!!!! I am BATMAN

heatfromfire3 years ago
sell the shit

Patrick Berisa12 years ago
My house will be a gun shop and i sell the guns tot buy another house

cooldude45610 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Esulive9 years ago
Sell it

Craftingjunk8 years ago
My dream house is a bio-dome that is indestructible

How to Tame your Parents9 years ago
I mean, my dream house is a flying airship version of the Bastille. And it's free, because I pressed the button for another, of get your dream house for free but no one can enter it. So a flying airship Bastille that no one but me can enter and it'll be called the fortress of solitude Done.

Ferret Freak10 years ago
If it's there then it's not my dream house ! XD

Shadowinlast year
这个按钮毫无意义,因为我完全可以想要一个可以让所有按钮变成真的而且都有介绍的房子

RoyalStarlord11 years ago
My would be a spaceship so... no downsides. :3

BawbRaws8 years ago
Take the deal, sell the house to the highest bidder, and profit. ALTERNATIVELY... Keep the house and become a goddamned pirate. Win-win either way.

Vladboss200104 years ago
The house off my dreams is a mafia,and that"s the perfect place

Karis8 years ago
My dream house has an aiplane attached to it so I can fly out of it and build it somewhere else.

Changelling10 years ago
I'll settle for a living place somewhere else, and use the house to shelter orphans of Mogadishu.

JPMC9 years ago
Move to America in the house

AndisuBR10 years ago
Simply, put a banker included!

Someone04037 years ago
Thats free real estate
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