Will You Press The Button?

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49719 (54%) 41814 (46%)

49719 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 41814 (46%) did not.

You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

but

You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion1238 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest7 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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Everis7 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

ThatRandomBeatboxer8 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto8 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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ththomas94 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy8 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato8 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug9 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

But one did

L00PH0L37 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

Hackertale_Sans5 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues3 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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Fatman420696 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall6 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

jessever10 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato8 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Andrew Blaszak12 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr8 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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Slatyladdd7 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong8 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP8 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers5198 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean8 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

TigerLily289 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming9 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man9 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz12 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

skullcakez10 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo9 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp12 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson12 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes12 years ago

Where's the downside?

MJgamer747 years ago

I’m a women, sooooo... yah, not a problem

PLOGZ9 years ago

Hehe gandalf with xray

Michael Hecox12 years ago

I already have one

Haipeoples 10 years ago

I can't grow a beard soo no downside

orangeenjoyer3 years ago

I’m a transgender guy… win-win

guy who does shit9 years ago

No. Downside.

that random girl10 years ago

*Dresses up as Gandalf* YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Majesticfrog10 years ago

Already got a beard.

Snowydog98241019 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE 46 YEARS AGO COMMENTS

DerpyGamer11 years ago

I love beards!

CapButton8 years ago

I love mine so i dont have to worry

HappyLife9 years ago

I dont even know what to say..

Moneymaker7 years ago

What’s the the downside imagine your own magnificent beard

VirtualKaity9 years ago

a lot of these are very malecentric

Jason Patterson12 years ago

Just cut it with scissors. Cutting isn't shaving.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Screw beards, they suck!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Haha.

SkylerFazbear12310 years ago

wheres the good part?

delusionalautistic4 months ago

as I women, I don't wanna be part of the greatest showmen

xXEROSXx10 years ago

hell yeah xray vision and a badass beard

buttman132910 years ago

Win win :O

Maddox3 years ago

I can't shave it it never said that a barber cant Loophole

Shafie12119 years ago

Beards are awesome!!

Soupah Mario10 years ago

I fucking LOVE BEARDS. JROTC won't let me grow one, though. So I go to school with one and they can't do anything about it! AHAHAHAHA

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