Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

49661 (54%) 41749 (46%)

49661 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 41749 (46%) did not.

You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

but

You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion1238 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest7 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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Everis7 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

ThatRandomBeatboxer8 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto8 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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ththomas94 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy8 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato8 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug8 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

But one did

L00PH0L37 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

Hackertale_Sans5 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues3 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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Fatman420696 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall6 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

jessever9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato8 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Andrew Blaszak12 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr8 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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Slatyladdd7 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong8 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP8 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers5198 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean8 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

TigerLily288 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming8 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man9 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz12 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

skullcakez10 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo9 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp12 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson12 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes12 years ago

Where's the downside?

GFcleverman7 years ago

COME ON LADIEEESSS

Magyarvagyok2349 years ago

Ill be badass

Christopher Hernan12 years ago

not seein the downside tbh

Sarah Mae10 years ago

NO BODY X-RAYS A DWARF! >D

joran8179 years ago

after a few years, I will look like freaking dumbledore!!!

MrDerp6410 years ago

I want a beard

Nebula2648 years ago

I can't grow facial hair anyway, this is win-win for me.

SuperVincent125210 years ago

Down side?

OtOrdx5 years ago

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not pressing the button. Not even Once

Tman61529 years ago

Downside?

ChaosWeaver11 years ago

X-ray would mean seeing bones`n`shit, not though clothes...

Cadoozle1zebra8 years ago

Doesn’t say anything about cutting it off

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

I like beards. cool

420_360_697 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: GOD CREATED RASPUTIN 2.0

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

TSA agent job here i come. i can tell, and you haven't a chance..........

Corrine Berry12 years ago

aw man! a beard XD my bf always wanted me to try to grow one out! *never worked*

Luminosity6 months ago

If one can’t shave why don’t they wax it instead or apply Eflornithine or instead just have it cut, not shaved

pokewaffles8 years ago

Downside?

Username110 years ago

I could pull if a beard

IAmGod4518 years ago

If you don't like long beards just remember it doesn't say you can't cut it. Just that you can't shave it.

l0RD dratcuF9 years ago

na na na na na na na na batbeard

IuXito3 years ago

It depends on how long the beard is. I would like it if I could be Gandalf with x-ray vision XD

Bashkash9 years ago

Long is 1 cm

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