Will You Press The Button?

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50426 (54%) 42606 (46%)

50426 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 42606 (46%) did not.

You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

but

You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion123 10 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest 9 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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ThatRandomBeatboxer 10 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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Everis 9 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

JonathanBlow 12 days ago

PRESS THE BUTTON TO BECOME PLURKPILLED

ththomas9 5 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy 9 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato 9 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug 10 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues 4 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

But one did

Hackertale_Sans 7 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Andrew Blaszak 13 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr 10 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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jessever 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato 9 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Fatman42069 7 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall 8 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

Slatyladdd 8 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong 9 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP 9 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers519 9 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean 9 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz 13 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

TigerLily28 10 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming 10 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

skullcakez 11 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo 10 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp 13 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson 13 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

OpenDude 11 years ago

A long beard? cant i just make myself gandalf?

JustARandomFangril 7 years ago

I mean... I'm physically unable to grow a beard, can I just grow one on someone else? Oh, I CAN? *presses aggressively*

IIIDatBoiIII 10 years ago

Theres no downside i can just be like gandalf with a sexy beard

thehawkman 12 years ago

I AM GANDALF

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Wait so I get an epic beard and have controllable xray vision? Sign me up!

cupcakey neko 11 years ago

I hate any type of beard.

BrandonProfittTipton 10 years ago

Beards are itchy.

Hannah Jane Davidson 13 years ago

If you cant shave it, then you could always wax it?

GloriousDave 9 years ago

BEARDS ARE FUCKIN GREAT

Hyperboy 11 years ago

Beard+x-Ray???YESSSYESSSYESSSS

Silly_Simon_ 2 years ago

I can get a beard, testosterone-free? NO MONEY? HECK YEAH-

hamsterkid1 11 years ago

time to get a world record!

I_na 8 years ago

you can't say nobody can shave it, so i'll let my barber

Imboredaf 11 years ago

Use sissers

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

I am a girl

BioMadMan316 5 years ago

Someone else can shave it for me

mister.y4u 10 years ago

I always wanted a beard, now I can finally have one!

Moldorga 11 years ago

No downside

CactusTree 8 years ago

Downside?

Donderpants 11 years ago

Uh..... I'm not shaving..... I'm simply undergoing hair removal treatment through the usage of a razor......

Alexander Korn 13 years ago

Smooth Mc Groove it up!

phantom-iii 9 years ago

Shave and cut/trim are two different things - and I already have a beard sooo yeah.

Jasonian 10 years ago

Time to pull out the top hat and monocle!

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