You can program anything in your mind, like the matrix.
but
Every time you program something in your mind a year of your life goes by.
I will not

TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago
Program a real life simulation where you can live out your perfect life without actually living it. I would then program a way to go into it, permanently.

Matt Savage 13 years ago
>program way to extend life >profit

liocool_2013 5 years ago
genius
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Zbelin 8 years ago
You can chose to program it or not so it’s good to always have the option but u don’t need to

JakobeThompson 9 years ago
i nevered watched the matrix

Matthew Sanford 13 years ago
"...a year of your life goes by." meaning you get a flashback of the past year...see where im going?

liocool_2013 5 years ago
funny..
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Dani Dezendorf 13 years ago
So it takes about the same time as regular prgramming?

Redstoner2017 9 years ago
No it takes much less

Brendan Mounce 13 years ago
Or, I can just program more years of my life. durdedurr..

dylancranford 11 years ago
make a machine that rewinds time and age

Tigers Eye 10 years ago
you can program extra years of your life

sawe4s 11 years ago
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DeathToWeaboos 11 years ago
Im on a phone I can't press f6 what do I do

Awsomesauce 12 years ago
Program a deaging device.

888thorn 10 years ago
program an immortality item

Tyler_i55 9 years ago
(To bad this isn't real)

epic97101 7 years ago
I can program more life

NineNines 11 years ago
Program more the lifespan of 10000000000 years

Antonio Fajardo 13 years ago
>programs life so I live forever and don't age.

A Cosplayer 11 years ago
Below this comment is a smart human being

spiff 9 years ago
reprogram the downside to add a year to my life instead

NinjaDragonPusher 10 years ago
program a way to go backin time when ever you want

Tregorman 11 years ago
Good movie plot...

King butter 11 years ago
Program never dieing

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago
Program to regenerate and ask Lord President to give me many cycles... and be the doctor's sonic!!!

Ýaacoub 4 years ago
No, because I will die the same day🤷‍♂️🥲

LilCinnamonBun 9 years ago
Program a 3D printer, is one of the youngest in my school so now I’m the same age as everybody

DixonUrmawt 11 years ago
I need to see more tips in this world so I'm not dieing

Nightkilla 10 years ago
program pokemon go in ur mindrn

Mister-E 9 years ago
And when the servers crash, you crash, into a wall.

imbledings 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Ironrj10 11 years ago
Nice copy and paste 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

Pooty 11 years ago
Program a TIIIIME MACHIIINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The_worst_man_ever 7 years ago
So i program immortality

WBGrock 11 years ago
I reprogram myself to be 20.

Kill4money213 12 years ago
You're getting a fucking power with the consequences only being in effect when it's used. Nothing to lose.

devilsadvocate689 11 years ago
Well I was gonna program a perpetual food creator, but the other 38 percent didn't think it was worthwhile.

treeseconds 10 years ago
Program yourself a few years back then do what you want

bljk 11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Chronic 10 years ago
"With the right computer algorithms, I can hack you back in time..."

loopiehole 12 years ago
Just program to "de-age" and boom you're done

xaku 4 years ago
yes, because it"s cool, no because I could die inn seconds

jshaw71 8 years ago
Right now programming in my mind would be a bad idea

WinthOil 11 years ago
If I could program anything, I would program my computer to program anything I want for me!

fake 11 years ago
v spammer :/

seiberte 11 years ago
Program Hemomancy into my mind, then i can live forever and rule the world

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago
public class { extend.Life forever } end

Butterbuff 12 years ago
Today I turned 15! Now I'm 54!

KetchupNinja 6 years ago
Did everyone in this community just die three years ago? I’m I the only one still doing stuff?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
ikr

Gaben3000 11 years ago
Program immortality. Checkmate

randomjax 10 years ago
But we were playing checkers.

Mister-E 9 years ago
Program the matrix with me as god and put everyone into it

jolyjamie 11 years ago
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WTFcomment 11 years ago
You should didn't say how long we'd live for so long yeah why not maybe there is a program that would make me live longer

daniella1200 10 years ago
how the hack you press the button?

math69 3 years ago
FEET PICS NOW UWU

EverFreeGaming 10 years ago
Just Program another year or two onto your life, SOLVED
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