You gain super-human strength
but
You look disgustingly skinny
I will not

TheTrueBrawler 3 years ago
You're telling me that I both get super human strength and get to not look fat for once in my life?

opilabird 5 months ago
breaking the bit to say i love chie satonaka

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
*eats a shit ton of bacon*

VenomousCompany 10 years ago
Massive guy: What you going to do about it Disgustingly Skinny guy: *Just Smiles*

Gamma_0 5 years ago
SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

Rocket046 9 years ago
Please, my body is a wet noodle.

kul3guy 11 years ago
i would falcon punch everyonne standing in my way

AFellowStargazer 8 years ago
So I get superhuman strength

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago
You...I like you...
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Little Snowflake 11 years ago
That's why food exist.

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Exactly

Renée Elizabeth Archbold 13 years ago
They'll never see me coming.

AdibAlexTaleb 8 years ago
Yes they will the police will get you on cam
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MydogsaBruh 10 years ago
Hulk: I WILL REKT-(Get's his ass beat in 0.05 seconds)...I'm getting the hell outta here!

ElloThereNormies 8 years ago
THEY WILL NEVER SEE ME COMING

Dark22 6 years ago
YES I GET TO BE ALL MIGHT

WitheredBonnie22 11 years ago
SUPER HUHMAN?!

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Noice pic

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
LMAO

Nico_di_Angelo 8 years ago
Hey then i get to fit in tinny spaces

Jason Dittmann 13 years ago
who cares about strength? I could kill any of you in 138 different ways with a pencil

Vinkiro23 7 years ago
Pencil ? That"s kinda outdated... people now kill with books
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Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Soooooo slender man?

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago
Hey, a new cheesy action film from warner bros. entertainment about a super strong scrawny guy is hiding away from the government!

TheYoutubeParodymakerTYPM 9 years ago
*Take out "is"*

CuteLittleDoggy 9 years ago
This Is Like Hulk.. But Skinny.. Lmao.

Elias2001 11 years ago
When someone makes fun of me, i`ll just wreck them out

Blocky_blockster 11 years ago
You are captain America remake

Vance Thomas 13 years ago
so what. skinny is better than 20 ibs overweight.

UnicornUrinal 9 years ago
I'm already underweight idiots!!! LOOPHOLE
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DunnoWhyImDoingThis 9 years ago
I already am

Hello1 10 years ago
I am all ready disgustingly skinny... * finishes cheese burger from Mcdonalds*

EstxD 5 years ago
I can just eat more then?

coolcatfuturecat 10 years ago
Well I don't care like a boss

Cloudchaser 10 years ago
I can live with looking skinny as long as I'm otherwise healthy

yumemiru 6 years ago
clothes exist, food exists

dudebro101 11 years ago
Wait a minute I get to be skinny cuz im a fat bastard

lavaleader 11 years ago
Better than being fat!

Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon 8 years ago
*eats 37 bags of cheetos*

Random Arsenal fan 11 years ago
It doesn't say how skinny. In my country, 65 kg on adult male is considered skinny

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago
If I have superhuman strength, I can't push my brothers over or I'll be charged for murder.

Ethan Hamm 13 years ago
I already do

xSkj 10 years ago
I'm already disgustingly skinny

TheDarkPoro 10 years ago
Every fat guy would press this button thinking: GIVE ME POWER MAKE ME SKINNY! PRESS IT PRESS IT PRESS IT!

Cindy Thee MoonGoddess 13 years ago
I'm fat, so THIS HAS ALL UPSIDES!!!!!!

SkinnyViking 5 years ago
Well I am already that skinny

Snans 10 years ago
I don't care..

TheSlytherinDragoness 9 years ago
too lazy to be strong bitches

Masterofwolfzzz 11 years ago
What is the downside?

apemayor1 5 years ago
Better than fat

jc028442 10 years ago
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MaxwellMulford 9 years ago
Where’s the downside?

Welsh boy 21 11 years ago
Just go to Canada and put on a thick coat.

Ultimatekewi32 10 years ago
Awesome excuse to eat and never stop eating

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
I'll just have a nice big bacon burger and then some more until I look good again.

Ubercrow 12 years ago
Hell yeah.

pengie9290 10 years ago
Oh no! The bad guys are after me! Quick, hide behind the telephone pole!
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