Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

all ways wanted to get a superpower (inter-universe teleportation) by becoming friends with a godlike version of myself.

Pika Girl10 years ago

That's fine by me, I'm 11. As long as my Senpai notices me, I'm happy

towercat2last month

poor

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Ace_with_Anxiety5 years ago

*asexual laughter*

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Up yours you lier.

CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Downside? Hah being ace is cool

Cucolus9 years ago

there is such a things as love without sex you don't need to have 'sex' to know you love or they love you you could just maybe really love someones company

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago

Points for being philosophical

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GumdropG5 years ago

I don't like sex. I just like cuddles. This is a very great win.

FatherICraveTestosterone7 years ago

Haha I'm ace

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Break the rules of the button & shag anyway.

Rosie Barnes12 years ago

What a brilliant time to be asexual

liocool_20133 years ago

everyone falls in love with you, you can be gay,bisexual,asexual etc.

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Paigemorrow1678 years ago

I’m a virgin! No problem here 😂

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

But why would you go into something knowing you will NEVER have sex. Especially if you are a virgin

CraftE049 years ago

62% of people love others for sex. Wow, perverts. Lol I'm in those numbers. I feel like a horrible person...

Memor222 years ago

Bruuuh

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Destiny Parker12 years ago

WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!!!

vanessathebrazilian5 years ago

what you call hell, asexuals call heaven

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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

THIS IS MADNESS!! BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I agree.

zanedesantis9 years ago

This is the second button I've seen that would allow me to force people to fall in love with me. That's not a good thing.

Lonewanderer9 years ago

swear to god if i see one more fucking hitler post IM GONNA FIND THESE FUCKING ASS CLOWNS PULL THEIR INTESTINES OUT THEIR ASS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROAT.

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Sounds delicious.....

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loty58810 years ago

No comment

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

Because fuck you that"s why @brendan

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Keegan Clayton12 years ago

I prefer cuddling over sex, don't want kids and even if there was a chance in hell I would prefer adoption.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know how to use a condom don't you?

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Davis Nguyen12 years ago

No downside. True Love don't need sex

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God your boring.

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Fabian Hangl12 years ago

What is Love without Sex its like Reversed Charlie Harper

Saywhat8 years ago

Two and a half men referencr? :D

Luffythepirate D King12 years ago

NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope*Nopes away*

sfctw19 years ago

Why must you hurt me in this way...?

Evil_J3 months ago

Oh Elon, you know it's forbidden

UrAverageDude7 years ago

Well I will adopt a child

zain123199711 years ago

its boring

IAmSoSmart10 years ago

So? I never wanted babies anyway.

justaduck8 years ago

Oh fuck that

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

While I do concede that there is way more to life than sex, I consider sex to be a part of it. I plan on raising children within a meaningful relationship, and while in-vitro fertilization gets the "children" part of it done, a healthy relationship has an ...[Show full comment]

thegreenrex9 years ago

DOES THAT MEAN I CANNOT HAVE A CHILD?!!!

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Do it scientificalli but the srlex is better :3

AresTheGodOfWar8 years ago

didnt say buttstuff

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

Errr, if I try to what happens? Like try to blow or masturbat for him? Or buy an rc love machine controlled by him or his voice? How about a pure audio call to him when masturbat?